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LAWYER TEST
6/24/2015 11:40:44 PM


Lawyer Test

You know it's time to get a new lawyer when :

- The prosecutor sees your lawyer in the hall, and they high-five each other.

- During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.

- He tells you that his last good case was a "Pepsi."

- He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

- During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.

- Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.

- Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever."

- He giggles every time he hears the word "briefs."

- He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla v. Mothra.

- He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said..



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