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UI HOMECOMING: PUSO wenno UTEK?
4/1/2006 1:03:47 AM

Sumagmamano a tawen kalpasan ti graduation iti uneg ti nalawa a ballroom ti University of Ilukodotcom Cultural Center:

Alumni gala night ken maymaysa a lamisaan ti ayan dagiti dati nga agkakabarkada. Kas kaugalian, natagari ken pagi-istoriaan dagiti naglabasda manipud iti daydi aldaw a panaturposda iti kolehio.

“VF, got any children yet? Don’t tell me nga awan pay?” sinaludsod ni Monica kenni VF a mangmatmat a saggaysa kadakagiti dati a gagayyemna.“Monica!” ngan-ngani naggigiddan a nagsao da Sherma, Lei ken Jo. “Awan pay asawana dayta!” sada nagkakatawa ngem insardengda idi makitada ti bigla a panagserioso ni VF.

“But you were suppose to marry the rich and influential Angela a taga-UST two weeks after the graduation gapu ta isu ti kayat dagiti dadakkelyo,” impilit a sinaludsod ni Monica.

“VF here is a RUN AWAY groom Monica.” binagi ni Lei. “Kasano ket napalalo ti bartekna idi aldaw ti kasarna.” intuloy met ni Sherma.“Well VF ania ti gapuna a nagatraska?” naggigiddan ti barkada a nagsaludsod idinto a madlaw ti kinaliday ni VF a nangilisi kadagiti matana kadagiti gagayyemna.

“ADDA idin SABALI NGA AY-AYATEK” insungbat met laeng ni VF kalpasan ti sumagmamano a kanito.“Ket ayanna ngarud ita ken ASINO?” insaruno a sinaludsod ti adda iti makannigidna sada nagkikinnita a maassian iti baro.

“ADDA SABALIN NGA AY-AYATENNA and I will never tell you who she is” indumog ni VF ti rupana ta dina kayat nga ipakita dagiti mangrugin a tumrem a luana.

“...and ANGELA, what happened to her?Ammok nga AY-AYATENNAKA met idi.” ni Maestro Andy. “I don’t know sir, last time I heard, she married an engineer and now living in Hawaii.” insungbat ni VF.

“You were a fool VF! Angela was a dream girl. Napanan ta UTEKmo iti daydi nga aldaw?” kinuna dagiti dadduma.

“No! Saan nga amin ket kuarta. Ti PUSO ti pundasion ti natalinaay a biag” insungbat met dagiti sabali.
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[Palagip: virtual scenario and should not be confused with the real lives of the imaginary characters mentioned herein.]



Comments



cP-Moderator
4/1/2006 1:56:14 AM

Istorya bungkatil kunatayo siguro ket bunga laeng ti ar-arapaap dagiti awan ma-aramidna a bloggers iti Iluko dot com hehehe! Mabalin met! Ngem no ngay dakayo ti pakapasamakanna, ania ti aramidenyo kakabsat?

Dagiti dua a most pressing issues [terminology ni ading Sherma] a madamag ket:

1- Adda kadi karbengan ni VF nga itarayanna ti kasarna gapu ta adda sabali nga ay-ayatenna? Apay?

2- Ania ti aramidem no sika ni Angela ket ay-ayatem ti lalaki a sabali ti ay-ayatenna? Apay?

3- Ania ti aramidem no sika ti DATI a NOBIA ni VF no ma-aamuam nga mapilit nga agkasar ti nobiom? Apay?




jerico ray
4/1/2006 8:42:11 AM

Adda, ta adda ngaruden ayayatenna. No siak ni VF ket agtakiasak iti kaaldawan ti kasar.

Palubosak ni VF nga agsubli ken ayayatenna. Ngamin nataltalinaay met laeng ti riknak no makitak ni ayayatek a naragsak iti sidung ti pudno nga ipatpategna.

VF, madi kano nga itarayan wenno baybay-an ni dati a nobiam ta SHUT GUN kano ti kalaban!





cP-Moderator
4/1/2006 10:09:00 AM

jr...so you are in idiay PUSO! Hmmm I guess you are a good Romeo.

No ngay sinapul ni VF iti no mano a tawen ti dati a nobiana ngem nagpukaw metten a kasla asuk? (wenno nakinobio metten iti sabali?)

Ti saludsodko ita gayyem (sakbay a shotgun'nem ni VF hehehe!)ket asino ti immuna a nangpabaya iti dayta nga ayan-ayat da VF ken diay nobiana?

Ni VF wenno ni Nobia?




Manong mo
4/2/2006 1:38:39 PM

Datay balasang ko di met agpadlawen. Monica basang ayan mo?Pati email di sumungbat.



fred
4/3/2006 3:53:26 PM

mayat man daytoy! kasla tunay! la bareng sumrek dagitay babbalasang ken babbalasitang ta makaadal datao...



VF
4/4/2006 5:55:19 AM

Sika ngay atanud Fred, ania ti pilliem.... Puso wenno Utek? Hehehe... ne atanud ket sayaatem nga ilawlawag ta sungbatmo ta baka no sika ti badangen ni kumare no saan a kumumplontar kadaydi iyar-arasaas mo kenkuana idi....



VF
4/4/2006 5:58:34 AM

...."basang mo" ken "manong mo ket saan sa nga agkabagay ania? hehehe! Makadlawak sa dakayo? Hehehe? Dayta siguro ket "Puso"!



Fred Ilac, Jr.
4/4/2006 6:44:50 AM

rummuarak koman ngem nakitak ti likudam tanud!
narigat ti agngaw-nga-ngaw-ngaw ditoy tanud amangan ket no pumayso ta kunam! hehehe
innak pay tanud ket ne maladaw dataon!




Monica Smith
4/4/2006 7:19:15 PM

Manong komustan? Saan ka kadi nga agbirok. There is more to life than Iluko.com HEHEHEHE!

I have people to visit, places to go, boyfriend to spoil....HEHEHEHEEHEE!




Monica Smith
4/4/2006 7:21:13 PM

Ayna biag! Inturog ko la bassit ket ado metten nga poste. Agkomentoak to no adda waya.

Komusta kay la aminen gagayyem awan labas?




Cliff
4/5/2006 2:34:42 AM

Apay mabutengka atanud? ...na.... ket alluadam no makitadaka dagitay kai-illian dita ta didakanto ket iyawatan ti pandiling! hehehe!



VF
4/5/2006 2:40:45 AM

Oh hello MS...nice seeing you around! ...you want another duel?

....hmmmm 'boyfriend to spoil' hehehe...naggasat ketdin aya ta boyfrienndmo! [ngem dimo iwaragawag a ta tapno saan a maupay dagitay babbaro a saan a makadesisyon no Puso wenno Utek ni ayat!] Nangalaam ta boyfriendmo, diay husband store ni VF?

Well Puso wenno Utek?




Monica Smith
4/5/2006 6:19:44 AM

......another duel? Absolutely! I like picking on you! Ngem saan pay nga ita, inton adda waya bassit.

Data boyfriend nga ginatang ko ket isublikon! Bay-am ta padpadasek to ti umay gumatang dita store mo.

Good morning to all.




Sherma Benosa
4/5/2006 7:21:17 PM

Naaa, ni VF!
Agham-hamon iti duelo, kunam la no adda pangabakna...
Hehehehehehe




VF
4/5/2006 9:31:34 PM

Isubli a boyfriend?

Kunakto ket MS... women are very difficult to please! Well, no umayka agshopping ket siguraduem, this time nga usaren ta pusom ta idiay 6th floor ket saan laeng nga exit'en no di ket pagbaludan ken eskuelaan kadagiti fickle-minded a babbalasang!

And Brenda will be the warden and the professor hehehe!




VF
4/5/2006 9:37:00 PM

Waaaa! Sherma is here?

Are you taking my call? Okay, Puso wenno Utek? I will defend Puso!

The challenge is this: You will never use your heart to pick a husband. You will dump him if he is not good enough to be bullied?




Monica Smith
4/5/2006 9:38:46 PM


The key word here is 'boyfriend' not "husband".

Good nite




raymond
4/5/2006 10:13:10 PM

gayyem vf saan mo a maulaw dagitoy bisitam pudno ti kuna ni ading monica nga ti adda kenka ket husband store boyfriend ti ibagbaga na



jessiey
4/5/2006 10:28:08 PM

hm...aguray vf ta innak man sapulen ni ka fred. pagpipingitan dakan sa metten dagitoy babbalasang.



jessiey
4/5/2006 10:32:09 PM

sori! adda gayam maysa a baro. sori agen raymond.
kanagnaganka ah! hehehe.

tanud vf, kayam kano met pay kuna ni ka fred. agbuya kami pay ngarud.




VF
4/6/2006 2:13:17 AM

Okay gayyem raymond, palubosanta ni Monica no "boyfriend" ti kayatna ngem puso ngata ti usarenna wenno utek! hehehe

tanud jessiey, sige ngarud tawagam ni atanud Fred ta bareng no di mabuking! hohohoho!

Good night too Monica!!!




Eddie P.
4/6/2006 6:03:11 AM

Mayat ti topiko ditoy ah!



Josie Herrema
4/7/2006 12:15:55 AM

No daddoma ket mapaspasamak datoy ka cliff, ngem padasek laeng nga sungbatan.

a) ni siak ti lalaki tarayak gamin diak nga ay ayaten. Anat serbi ti baknangko no diak met nga naragsak ken awan met ti ayat nga mariknak.

b) Pikotek tapno saanen nga makataray..masursuronakto latta a nga ayaten. hihihi.

c) no talaga nga ay ayatennak apanko awisen ta agtaray kamin narigaten no saan nga dakami iti agkatuloyan.




VF
4/7/2006 1:26:33 AM

Mare Jo hehehe,

a) dayta man ti kunak.... puso kunam man!
b) irugim man tay kinapiliamon hehehe!
c) dayta ngarud ti rigatna ta nagpukaw met a kasla asuken daydi dati nga inay-ayat ni VF, kasano pay ngarud nga itarayna!

Ti question ket asino a talaga ti nangtalikod iti tungtongan ni ayat: diay lalaki wenno diay babai? Ni Romeo wenno ni Juliet? Ni Adan wenno ni Eva....

Panunotentayo man kumare...
'ni juliet imminom ti sabidong a saan met a pudno a sabidong, Ni Romeo ket talaga a nagpakamatay iti nagan ni ayat!'
'ni Eva ket isu ti immuna a nangan iti maiparit a bunga ngem kinnan met laeng ni Adan gapu't panagayatna kenni Eva!'

Hmmmm.... sino ngata ti sutil kenni ayat? Babai wenno Lalaki? Puso wenno Utek?




josie herrema
4/7/2006 1:39:01 AM

Ni laeng babai iti sulisog ngem no pasulisog ni lalaki ay ket mayat. Oh My Romeo sika ti kayatko! ay kasatnon ni Zoro tay macho'nurin hihihi immayak la maki kumosta Pare, bay an kayo nga agiinistoria ditoy ket mayat iti patanganyo para buyaak laeng.

Puso wenno Utek ngem ni Puson met, hihihi..tumarakon ket ni madi manen Yong!. Naimbag nga orasyo amin kailian..Kinumostaka laeng mailiwak met ditoy..




VF
4/7/2006 1:45:50 AM

Atanud Ed... sorry... ninto met ngamin mare Jo ket irugina man tay kinapilianan isu a nalibtawanka!

Machonurin kano! Ket tay 'asmatic' ngay mare? -'ask-my-wife'? hehehe!

Itaogmo pay atanud ta bareng mailawatmo no kasano ni ayat ngem ne, awan basbasolko no saan a pudno ta ibagbagam sa makitanto ni kumare... hmmm...




josie herrema
4/7/2006 2:01:54 AM

Pare ket no tay 'asmatic' ay ket aggangsa angsab..ma enjoymi pay met? ngem no *ask my wife* if he ask me? ayket wen loveko umaykan konak a no siak!..jak nga baybayagenen. hihihi



Ray Miguel
4/7/2006 10:21:21 PM

'tanud vf & mareng josie, babai ti sulisog. adda sumagmamano nga mangipakita ti mungayda! dida laeng ammo a kasta unay rigatkon a mangilisi dagitoy matak tapno diak makita ken awan pakabasulak koma ken Apo Dios. madi met ngarud ti agkidem lattan ta di met ammo ti turongen nokua.



Ray Miguel
4/7/2006 10:21:44 PM

'tanud vf & mareng josie, babai ti sulisog. adda sumagmamano nga mangipakita ti mungayda! dida laeng ammo a kasta unay rigatkon a mangilisi dagitoy matak tapno diak makita ken awan pakabasulak koma ken Apo Dios. madi met ngarud ti agkidem lattan ta di met ammo ti turongen nokua.



Johnnyric Domingo
4/7/2006 11:42:30 PM

Gayyem indoblem metten! Hehehe no ngaruden mongay dagiti baka ken kalding ti makitkitam, agkidem ka kadi latta?

Naimbag nga oras yo aminen gagayyem.




josie herrema
4/8/2006 12:13:04 AM

Uray no lalaki no kayatna met nga sulisogen/artemen..anian ta artemen hihihi ni babai ket hmmmm. pumanawak man laengen ta kababain..hihhi

Happy weekend to all.




VF
4/8/2006 1:37:46 AM

Hahahahaha! Hal-ot kayo a dua tanud Ray and J'ric!

Ray, no nakakidemka ket madungparmo ket awan basolmo! Adda nang-ngeg ko nge estoria nga idi nasagidna diay maysa ket "daytoy man pay maysa manong" kinunana kano! Hmmm... saanyo a padakkelen dayta nga estoria baka badangendakayo!

J'ric... mungay ti kalding ken baka? Hehehe! Sobra a panagbain daytan! No siak a ti makakita ti 'tunay' a mungay nangruna no dagitay ka-innangawak ket agubing-ubingak. Intono saludsodenda no apay ket ibagak a 'mabisinak' ket umanay la a page-ellekanmi idiay trabahok!

Jo, ania ta artemenen! Ket ma-artem a talaga a no ma-iyuper iti 'suka'! Hehehe nangruna no suka't ilocos, naingel!




Josie Herrema
4/8/2006 1:46:47 AM

Talaga a, aglalo no kasla bayabas nga apag isut' tangkenna samo iyuper iti sukang ilocos ayna ket talaga nga sumarangsang tay kaimasna
oopppssss sabali manen iti turongenan napan may ti bayabasen. Isu nga naimas tay artemna.hmmm.




Monica Smith
4/8/2006 7:43:38 AM

Arranged marriages were perhaps a useful (and even a wise) practice in the times of old, when woman were prevented from getting an education or any skills that enabled them to survive outside of the home.

Today, in our modern world, this is fortunately no longer the case. The practice has now become a relic of the past, and one needs to examine it closely under the light of the 21st century; does the practice fulfill any real need, or is it an outdated and vestigial practice that needs to go the way of the dinosaur?

1) Since it is an arranged marriage, I assume that the parents set up the entire wedding affair, without significant involvement from their son. Much like how a young child tags along with his/her parents when they go out to run errands. Such being the case, it really is not HIS wedding, it is really a his parents' wedding with him as an actor. Therefore, he is not walking away from his wedding - he walking away from THEIR wedding, and he question posed should read: does he have a right to walk away from their wedding? Unless he had previously agreed to this wedding, the answer would be "yes, he has the right to walk away".

2) Let's change the scenario somewhat, in order to shed a different light on. What if it was VF was in love with Angela but she is in love with another? What should VF do?

3) It would depend on the VF's girlfriend's values and morals. If she believes in the sanctity of an arranged marriage, then she would respect the VF's parents' arrangement, and need no further action.

However, if she is not traditional in her values, then she should stand for what she believes in, and help VF to extricate himself from the arranged marriage.




Monica Smith
4/8/2006 7:46:58 AM


At the end of the day, it boils down to this: those who believe in the
traditional arranged marriage will - of course - believe that it should take precedence over love; those who believe that love should form the basis of a marriage, would say that love should take precedence over the arranged marriage.




Monica Smith
4/8/2006 7:50:32 AM


Ngem no siak diay dati nga nobya ni VF ay ket kinamat kon a ti badang sako ayaban ni Sherma ta isu man ti mangpugot tapno adda gungunana!

Hehehehe

Good morning everyone.




Monica Smith
4/8/2006 7:57:38 AM

Bigbigat Josie ket data bayabas nga sinukaan man ti nabasakon, ket ni makaramramanakon.



josie herrema
4/8/2006 8:16:31 AM

Ho..lal..la..la Honey da!! nagimas sika!



Monica Smith
4/8/2006 8:23:37 AM

Ania ti naimas? Bayabas wenno....? hmmm




Josie Herrema
4/8/2006 8:26:15 AM

Halla ka sabali ti adda dita panunutmo a? siyempre tay b.a.y.a.b.a.s..hmmm



Monica Smith
4/8/2006 8:31:55 AM

hehehe

Hal-ot ka nga kunada!




Josie Herrema
4/8/2006 8:32:56 AM

Hahahaha..anai metten Yong!



VF
4/8/2006 8:36:30 AM

Hep hep! saan a kumpleto ti artem no awan tay salamagi a maibaet diay dua a bayabas!

Morning MS.... Wait till my guests go home and will answer your post....they are cooking spaghetti for me!

Ni Jo ket itay pay nga agsapsapul ti ma-artemna a bayabas! Ania't kayatmo a bayabas Jo, tay Bangkok wenno tay native? hehehe! Ti ammok ket mahilig ka ti imported! hehehe!




Josie Herrema
4/8/2006 8:38:27 AM

Huy! dipende ta ramanak pay nga umuna sakonto ibaga nga kaykayatko tay koa..hakhakhak



Monica Smith
4/8/2006 8:39:39 AM

Hehehehehe

Datoy mand ti kayatak dagitay luko-luko ti ti ilukodotcom ket rummuar dan.




Josie Herrema
4/8/2006 8:40:58 AM

Rumwar la koma tay maysa ta adda kadwak ngem bay amon ta narigat ti mapalapal iti kalanakang nga salamagi.hakhakhak



Monica Smith
4/8/2006 8:46:30 AM

Matmaturog pay lang isuna.

VF, bangkok kunam di met data ti awag da ti santol?
Tay bangkok wenno native kunada no kua.




Monica Smith
4/8/2006 8:53:34 AM

Ne intarayandak metten!



Ray Miguel
4/8/2006 8:53:45 AM

iranayo met ti rumuar no panagtratrabaho, agsubliakto.

imbag a bigatyo amin.




Josie Herrema
4/8/2006 8:58:04 AM

Mapanak diay karaoke adda bisitak sadiay sorry. tumarayak pay sakbay nga pumanaw..

good day.




Monica Smith
4/8/2006 9:04:03 AM

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Sige ngarud gagayyem, imbag nga aldaw yo amin.




VF
4/8/2006 9:22:47 AM

Awan, naiyaw-awan man tay saritaan ti puso ken uteken! Di bale... madamdama daydiay, tuloy ang ligaya...

Jo, ania ti kaykayatmo, tay artemmo dita ngato wenno toy artemko:....dua a santol a bangkok ken maysa a pipino! Saanmo a galipen diay pipino....agalluadka!

Saludsodem kenni MS no ania ti kayatna ta mabainak sa! hehehe!




Josie Herrema
4/8/2006 9:40:52 AM

Ahem, ahem..no pipino nga artemen hmmm nagimasen! diak kayat nga galipen gamin kaykayatko nga..nga nutnunotnoten..in..innutek nga kitta..kittaben hmmmm. yes, nagimasen aglalo no umalsemmm.



VF
4/8/2006 9:46:54 AM

Ania ti nutnotem sika a pilya a kumarek? Diay santol wenno diay pipino?



Josie Herrema
4/8/2006 9:51:48 AM

Ta damagen na pay laeng inbagak la ngaruden..umuna mulmulak tay binokel tay santol ingganat' maikkat tay lasana diakto nga tilmonen ngem pagtulid tulidek diakto met karimkimen tapno mainanamko met laeng..tay pipino ay ket in..inutek nga kunno..kunnuten sakonto in..innuten nga kitta..kittaben..hmmm apo nagalsemen.



jerico ray
4/8/2006 1:16:54 PM

Dildilam nga umona Jo, samunto mulmulan. Saanmo a kittaben ta kaasi met tay nakin pipino. Hahahahahaha!

Gayyem VF, puso latta kaniak. Bay-am nga agasawa ni Monica. Ay-ayatekto latta, uray inka pataladuan ket agpayso ti ibagbagak, hehehe.





jo
4/8/2006 2:08:48 PM

Di kona kaniak ta naartem nga immuna ta pipinok, hihihi ania nga imasnan no kasta in-inot nga maibus no kasta ken maramanak nga nalaing tay alsemna..Sabali nga pipino iti ibagbagayo la! awan iti basbasolko kadayta mangi diadiaya tay pipino da?



VF
4/8/2006 2:32:34 PM

Ania ket ni Jo'n aya. Di diay tunay a pipino; atiddog, nalukmeg, natangken, medio bilidan ken...... green! Sikanto met ti la adda dita utekmo!

Pare JR, diay ngay artem nga tirem, dimo kayat? hehehe!




jo
4/8/2006 2:42:19 PM

Kaniak ket saan.. dagitay mabassit a pipino kasla dangan laeng ti kaatiddogna datay nakay yuper iti suka nga nakay garrapon.hihihi

Adot' klase ti pipino wen?




jo
4/8/2006 11:48:24 PM

VF, Kasatno kaasideg dita ayanmo ti lugar Lanaken Begium?



jo
4/8/2006 11:49:36 PM

Saan gayam Alken konak koma? goede morgen.



VF
4/9/2006 1:02:27 AM

Apay, umayka dumawat ti artemko a pipino Jo? Hmmmm madi daytan... baka no karamutannaka toy pusak.

No kayatmo ket umaykayo makipiesta intono June 12 idiay Gent ta iya-ammoka kadagitay naguguapo nga Ilokano a pipino ditoy! hehehe! Ngem agalistoka ta narawetda ti tirem lalo dagitay basketbolista! Isuda amin ket nalaing nga ag-shoot uray nakakidem!

Baka no dimonton kayat dayta puraw a pipinomon! hehehe




jo
4/9/2006 2:18:02 AM

WOW nalaingda a ngarud nga agishoot yong! basketbolista kunam man! basta laketdi no nalaingda ken kayada tay 35+ nga minutos nga agidribble dribble nga awan inanana hahahaha. Magustoanak iti basketbolistan no kasta..hmmmm. nanta iplastar konto man dagitay nobyok idi. hehehe datay katayaganda nga nalaing nga 3 pts. by mr. pogi! hihihi.

June 12? kasangay ni Janica iti 13 narigat Pare ta agmaymaysaakpay. No dita Gent ket asideg dita ayanda kasinsinko. inton summer koma isut' planok ta iranakto iti kaada ni puraw tapno agaammo tayo koma. no a maykari siak nga nanumo nga kaang-angawmo?




Ray Miguel
4/9/2006 4:53:08 PM

wrong! sigun ta pagisiotan kumare josie, hehehe.

pang displey kano laeng ta puraw a pipino 'tanud vf. kurang kano ti raman! isu laeng ti nadamagko wen, saan kayo nga agunget.




jo
4/10/2006 1:40:06 AM

Apay asino aya ti nagkuna? apay kunam a wrong? nakaraman kan iti puraw a pinina ay este pipino?

Tay panagisiotan ket saan nga parpareho iti taktikda nga panangiggenda tay bola nga ishootda. Saan nga agpada iti pinagshoot da Alvin P. ken M. Jordan.

Ta adda estiloda sakbayna ket adda tay pusipusenna nga umuna tay bola..ibaltubaltogna..pakannigid..pakannawan, ngem siputanna tapno saan nga ma 3second violation konadansa?..wenno walking violation..or travelling tano agdardaras nga mapan mangishoot ket awan agsultip ni apo referee, faul! kunana.

No datoy basketbolistak ket tantiaen na nga nasayaat siripen, rukodenna no mano iti oras ken pigsa nga masapulna sakbay nga ishootna dayta a bola tapno diay ring ket mayat tay panagurayna tay aglikoslikos nga bola nga sipawenna nga sumrek ta namaymayat no masagid tay basket santo agunggon tay postena..ket ditanto metten nga agsultip tay referee with 3 fingers up to the sky and then he shout 3 pts. by puraw! number 28. BOW!





jo
4/10/2006 1:47:03 AM

Sige mapanakon ket ni mapasya dagitoy babbalasang nga ur urayenyo..aglisi pay toy nalasang nga makiinnangaw kada kayo.
Good luck 'DRE.





jack
4/10/2006 8:38:21 PM

No siak iti agbasketbol, syot pers bepor dribol! he he he!




jo
4/11/2006 12:37:11 AM

Hehehe, sabali nga ay ayam daytan jack?

Priitttt...nagsultip ni referre!

Asino ti akin faul sir? kona ti managment..

Ref: In aksyonna tay pushing faul, sana inpangato tay dua nga immana iti namin dua..immuna ket sangapolo a ramay may kadwa ket uppat. Sana intudo; sana inkona: committed by #14 jack!

3rd nga personal faulnan! kona ni ref nga inpukkaw.




VF
4/12/2006 1:58:00 AM

Ni mare Jo a talaga, ti man lang nangiturturonganna tay saritaanen! Basketbolista a nalaing nga ag-shoot uray nakakidem kunak laeng ket sabali man ti adda diay panunotnan!

Maysa pay a paglaingan dagitay Ilokano ket uray dua a bola ti idribolda ket awan pulos iti foul da. Ni ngay puraw, kayana? Hmmm... saan a ti man la adda a pangiturturongamon iti saritaanen!

Pare Ray & Jack, ipakitayo man kenni Jo no kasano ti agdribol iti dua a bola nga awan pulos iti foulna!




jo
4/12/2006 3:42:24 AM

Pareng Cliff Ik had nu gezien hoe erg mijn Engels is.. ik schaam me dood man! Zou uw dat voor me alles wissen A.U.B. Daarom ik schrijf geen Engels meer, echt waar..ben al 8 jaar hier samen met mijn twee kinderen alleen nederlandstalig.. nu mijn engels is weg. huhuhu. A.U.B. zou u dat alles voor me wissen?



jo
4/12/2006 3:53:31 AM

Ik had een engels gedicht gemaakt maar ik zou erst aan uw laten zien, voor de zekerheid..hehehe Groetjes.



jo
4/12/2006 4:04:44 AM

Mag dat meneer?



VF
4/13/2006 3:07:10 AM

Jo, het is ok, kleine zus. Niemand heegt er iets van gezegd.

Oh puso, halika dito kunam ketdin a, ken dikan agsangsangit!




josie herrema
4/13/2006 5:05:44 AM

Datoy ngarud ti diak kayat no mabalin koma ket amin nga agayat ket awatek amin ngem anian nga rigatnan tay konada nga napili nga naaddaan nabalitokan a puso ket narigat na nga paayen ti asinoman nga agidaton ti ayat ken agdawat ti kaasi ti asinoman nga umasideg..ad addaak payen tapno awan ti agguston hayna apo aya.

Hay puso! idi gayyem inusarko ti utek praktikal a konada ngem ania ngarud ita pannubok nga saan nga agpatengga.

Sabsabali tay balikas ngem iti aramid kailian. Ti ngato ket talaga nga kitkitaen na amin no kasatno nga agitured ni Josie diak ammo no kayak pay imbag laengen ta adda nga talaga datoy Iluko.com uray no agkatkatawaak ngem iti unegko ket saan. ngem mailiwliwagko ti kadagsenna.

Bendission ti umapay kada kayo nga pada pada kailian. Ita nga aldaw badangak ni Apo Jesus nga aggawit ken iti rigrigatna nga agikaro iti basbasol dagiti dakes iti panagpanpannunot na nga tattao.





Jack
4/13/2006 6:11:27 AM

Ni adda kano metten pawl kon, saan nga opnsib pawl no di ket depensib.

Saan a maipakaita ditoy pareng vf iti agdribol ti dua a bola, maipadas laeng inton mangrugi iti ayayam!

Apay aniaya dayta kunam nga itured mo anti Josie? Datay kadi pannubok wenno datay pannudok? he he he!




Jackielou
4/13/2006 6:14:27 AM

Narigat gamin ti nalasbang la unay Josie ta adu ti agrayo ken agayat kenka.



Ms. M. E.
4/13/2006 6:47:14 AM

'Su met la awan agrayo kaniak ta saanak a nalapsat a kas kenka Josie! huhuhuuuuuu.

Total adu ti agayat kenka, piliem a nalaeng no asino ti kapintasan nga ugali. No kailangam ti tulong, ket adtoyak gayyem, sisasaganaak a tumulong kenka. Tay saan mo kayat ket ipalladaw mo ditoy ayan ko.

Good luck!




Ray
4/13/2006 8:02:35 AM

imbag a bigatyo amin kakabsat, agsubliakto nga umay mangarem kadagtoy dua a babbalasang. Bareng maituredko a.



Ms. M.E.
4/13/2006 8:14:12 AM

I'll be waiting Ray!



josie
4/13/2006 10:31:52 AM

Saan nga ang angaw datoy gagayyem awan iti nalasbang wenno pinnintasan ta adda tay talaga nga naka amammo toy numo nga saan nga makalipat. Dayta nga galadna iti diak nga masapulan iti sabali nga babai, agbabawiak no apay nga pinalubosak kinona mismo nga sangwanan iti asawana.

Saanak nga nalasbang saanak nga napintas ta adda tay mensahe kaniak idi napan nga dominggo a napintas kas kinona na ket "talek ken pinakilangenmo ti tao ti maadal nu napudnoka nga gayyem wenno saan ngem kasla ka met la laeng kaniana nga naayat adda banag nga agladingitka adda met agragsakka" daytoy ti mensahe kaniak.

Datoy met iti ibatik kadakayo kakailiak ida..Biernes Santon inton bigat ket kayatko met nga ishare kaniayo datoy nainsagraduan nga mensaheda kaniak babaen datoy nga gamengko.




josie
4/13/2006 10:49:47 AM

Jack mabalin kadi tay inbagak nga ikabilko dita sango inton 12 AM?



Ms. M. E.
4/13/2006 6:52:56 PM

Where's the old Josie?

Wat haffen tu yor senz op homor?




josie
4/14/2006 12:01:40 AM

Palabsek pay iti Semana Santa gagayyem agsubliakto. Peace be with you this Good Friday. God Bless you all.



Monica Smith
4/14/2006 9:20:42 AM

Happy Easter everyone!



Clifton Pascua
4/14/2006 11:11:43 AM

Happy Easter too Monica!

Naragsak a semana santa kadakayo amin a gagayyem ditoy Iluko dot com.




Raymond
4/16/2006 9:13:41 AM

Happy Easter too Monica.

Sapay koma ta naragsak isasangbay ti semana santa kenka.




Cliff
4/19/2006 7:55:34 PM

Hello everybody...

Pasensiakayon ta adu ti trabahok isu a saankayo unay masangaili iti medio mabayag bassit!




Jerico Ray
4/21/2006 11:19:59 PM

Agsiput kayo ading a babbalasang ket umayen ta tabukol ni gayyem VF



Johnnyric Domingo
4/22/2006 10:06:25 AM

Awan a talaga tay bumalay gagayyem. Uray tay tabukolanna koma ket awan met. Agsiniimda siguro ania?



JRIC
4/23/2006 9:07:02 PM

Gayyem Cliff, Busy latta?



Josie
4/23/2006 11:46:10 PM

Bisi Mayor? hehehe..awan gamin dagitay babbalasang su nga saan na kayat ti rumwar..ayan nan tay pipinokon pareng Cliff opsss..mano la nga aldaw agbirok manen.



VF
4/24/2006 9:59:02 PM

Hello Jo, Jric & JR ken dakayo aminen kakabsat! Wen busy latta. Madama ti panaganop hehehe!



fred
4/26/2006 5:15:22 PM

payya tanud, awan latta ti mayat nga agpudno? utek wenno puso?

no puso ti usarem...rummuarto latta ta a rummuar ta utekmo! wen, kan-kanayon a sagutam ni ay-ayatem ti sumagmamano a ted-ted ta utekmo! hehehe.. no utek ti pagkorriem, amangan ket no adunto a lua ti tumulo!

innak pay tanud ket madi ti turong ti estoria no kastoy nga agdar-daras datao...




JRIC
4/27/2006 1:22:46 AM

daytoy kadi ti naikari a gasatko...
agarem ti nalasbang a babbalasang...
oh, my God! oh my God ilisinak...
ilikliknak...iyadayunak...

ti peggad ta diakto ket maisarsarak...
(kata laeng toy numo Appo, dikayo koma gumora)

Naimbag a rabiiyo amin kakailian







VF
4/27/2006 2:11:39 AM

Ayna kabsat jric, apay a pailisika? no siak ti kas kenka a napagasatan a ket palalo ti yamanko...

Kunaekto met... oh Diosko, iyadum pay Apo...
Laglagipem nga amin a kinapintas ket grasia! Apay, itarayam ti grasia hehehe! Kumosta ni Junior gayyem? Ni ngay kapisi ti pusom?....imbag ka pay...

Uray sika atanud Fred ket mabutengkan sa nga agpudno ania? Uray dagitay nakakarit a babbalasang diay bangir a kuarto ket madida kayat ti mabuking. Nalaka aya no adda masiripko, di sumardengdan a kumarit.

Pasensiakayon kaka-arruba no saanak a makapasiar ta adu ti trabaho!




Fred Ilac, Jr.
4/30/2006 6:50:57 PM

tanud...pada-pada tay gayam nga adu ti turongenna! la bareng makaiwakastayton ket masango ti manglaw-law ta binurnaymo!




JRIC
4/30/2006 8:13:09 PM

Gayyem VF, no mabalin ket liklikak koma dagiti babbalasang a nalalasbang. Kunada ngamin: sumapulka ti karuprupam!
Uray saanak a nataraki, adda met pusok a masair! hehehehehe. Ikatkatawa lattan a ti lidayen.

Ka Fred, bisi latta aya?

Naimbag nga orasyo Kaarubba!




JRIC
4/30/2006 8:37:57 PM

Sorry gayyem VF, nalipatak metten. Wen nalaingen ni Vavi Rei makadkadayo manen, sang-sangpetna manipud Ouahu. Pat-patenda kano ta sakana no agsubli pay nga ag-judo! Ay, Apo Dios ket awan ti waya-waya no kastoy kunak lattan a, baka mairamanak pay a pat-patenda ti sakana no agtagari-ak!

"Dios Iti Agngina Ti Karkararagyo Gagayyem, Sapay ta makasubsubad kaminto"




Eduardo Padaoan
5/1/2006 5:15:35 AM

Kumustan Atanud Cliff? Ka Fred diak sa met maus-usaren a husto ti utekkon. Uray pusok ket agpalyadon sa payen. Pagyamanan iti Apo Dios ti naimbag a damag Ka JRIC, sapay koma ta agsubli ti naan-anay a salun-at ti barom.



JRIC
5/1/2006 8:57:45 PM

Dios ti Agngina Ka Eddie! Sapay koma ta alisto nga agsubli ti naan-any a salun-atna.

Naimbag a rabiiyo amin Kaarruba!

Agbiag ti Iluko.com!!!




VF
5/1/2006 9:03:11 PM

Atanud Ed.... nabayag la idin. Medio ngamin adu ti trabaho isu a diak unay masango ti umay pay laeng makitungtong.

Gayyem J'ric.. nasayaat man a madamag a nalaingen ni dayunyor!

Awanen ni Ka Fred ta baka no intaldeng dan hehehe! Joke laeng atanud!




Eduardo Padaoan
5/1/2006 10:09:24 PM

Uray siak ngarud atanud VF di met ammo a kunadan ti kudkuden. Isu a pasiripsirip laengen datao.



Arlane Manzano
5/1/2006 10:48:08 PM

Lumabasak man apo ditoy inaladanyo...

Naimbag nga orasmo SIr CLiff... gagayyemko ida. Angkel, hello!




VF
5/2/2006 12:05:04 AM

Dumagas ka pay a adingko Arlane. Awan met ti maipamerienda no di laeng toy kinabara ti panangpasangbay ko kenka.

Hehehe Atanud Ed... mangalaka ngamin a ti parakudkodmo! Joke only atanud!




josie herrema
5/2/2006 4:28:29 AM

Hello guys,..awan sa manen datoy pare kon,..apay addakan sa met iti bakasyon pareng VF?



Monica Smith
5/2/2006 6:55:05 AM

Baka aglemlemmeng kabagis?



Arlane Manzano
5/2/2006 10:27:08 AM

Agyamanak Manong Cliff. Hello Manang Josie. Adda met gayam kabagismo ditoy... Hello Ms. Monica



Sherma Benosa
5/2/2006 6:50:43 PM

Ms. Monica, ania ti ilemlemmenganna? Hehehe



Monica Smith
5/2/2006 7:48:33 PM

Hi Sherma, nabayag ket nga saan nga nagposte. Komustaka met my dear?



Sherma Benosa
5/2/2006 8:15:26 PM

Monica! Welcome back! How are you?

Hehehe. Na-stuck-ak idiay UI gayyem, 'su nga idiayak pay laeng nga nagiposposte...





Sherma Benosa
5/2/2006 8:22:04 PM

Ne, nalipatak a sinungbatan 'diay pakumustam. Kastoy, kas kaniam, napintas latta. Hehe

Ken kas kaniam, adda met nasarakakon a sister ditoy i.com... Di ngamin, Arlane? 'Su na laeng ta sursurando, sika. Ti la mangsursurot kaniana ti kukuaek. Huuuh!








Monica Smith
5/2/2006 8:29:01 PM

Hehehe! I agreeeeeeeeeee dayta kinunam my dear mabeauty'ta a kanayon.

Better keep up with her ngarud. Uray datay kabagis ko, nagballog sika. Kitaem ket manipud Holland ket manggeg ko dayta urok na.....hehehehe!





Sherma Benosa
5/2/2006 8:38:56 PM

Hehehe

Sus apo met dayta nga uruken! Nabannog a nagwalay?

Bay-am ta buludek pay laeng diay alarm nga in-set-up ko idiay abong ni Arlane tapno is't pangriingta!

KRIIIINNNGGGGGG! KRRRIIIINNNNGGGGGGG!

Diak la ammon no di pay la makariing...




Monica Smith
5/2/2006 8:49:07 PM

Hehehehe! Pasarunnuak man, bareng makariing nga dagus. Nagsursurto met gamin. No makariing kitaem ket umaynakto kamaten ti tsenelas, isu nga ipakaunakon, umayakto aglemmeng diay abong mo.

KRIIIINNNGGGGGG! KRRRIIIINNNNGGGGGGG!




Sherma Benosa
5/2/2006 8:52:31 PM

Wen la! Hehehehe
Ngem 'wan pay met! Nia met a tur-ognan!

Hmmm... Uray ni Arlane ket awan pay, sika. Matmaturog ngata met?
Paki-adjustmo man ta alarmmo gayyem. Full volume pamay-anta! Hehehehe







Monica Smith
5/2/2006 9:17:20 PM

Kunakto met nga tur-og ni kabagis ko.

Ni Arlane tagatno kadi met isuna? La ngarud Sherma dear, agpakadaak, inton maminsan manen.

Always a pleasure talking to you. Enjoy your day.





Sherma Benosa
5/2/2006 9:18:56 PM

Okidoki, Monica...

Talk to you again soon. Have a good day!

/Arlane is also in Canada.../




Arlane Manzano
5/2/2006 10:35:24 PM

daytoy ti nangriing kenka itay sister...


KAAA....BLAAAAAAAMMMMM...

manang Josie, agriingkan.




Severino Pader
5/3/2006 12:09:12 AM

agur-urok pay ni Josie. naul-ulaw sa a nakaraman ti sapsapuriket...

naimbag nga oras yo amin apo...




Arlene Williams
5/3/2006 12:24:35 AM

manong cliff lumabasak pay.

naimbag nga oras yo amin nga sangaili ni manong cliff.




Josie Herrema
5/3/2006 2:41:06 AM

Huuuuuuyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agtalna kayooo!!!!!

Agpakaturog kayooo!!!!!!

Siak man ti nariing dayta KAAA....BLAAAAM, mon Arlane hehehe.

Wen Mr. Spyder., naulawak ta s.rw. nga s.rw. dim nga ipalagipen ket di madi a talaga.

Hi gayyem Arlene

Hello patgek nga babbalasang toy baro nga umayyo ririingen ti konak ket adda diay bakasyonan ta nakitak diay Profilena tay napintas nga ladawan a panagpangato ni apo init..

Naimbag nga aldawyo amin awan labas nan.




fred
5/3/2006 5:32:16 AM

itangwam pay tanud...amangan no dimonton maatur ta likud! leppasemon ta uminumtay ketdi!



Sherma Benosa
5/3/2006 7:02:30 PM

Good morning!

Sitayo lattan ah, Manong Fred, no awan ni Atanudmo...

Mangibaga tayo iti strawberry wine kenni Manong Sever... sa 'dayta man basi yo dita ilocos ta ramanak man met...

Nia't makunayo, pada a babbalasang? Wen, Ms Josie, uray sika... makiramanka lattan a balasang. Hehehehe




Severino Pader
5/4/2006 11:45:27 PM

Kayat mo talaga ti basi ti ilocos, Ms. Nalasbang? Nalaklaka a sapulan dayta ngem tay strawberry wine. Bay-am ta yalaan kanto no agawidak. Ipalagip mo latta kaniak tapno diak malipatan.

Hi, Cliff, gayyem, lumabasak pay...




Jerico Ray
5/5/2006 12:24:37 AM

Gayyem VF bisi? ania't ublam?



josie herrema
5/5/2006 11:39:44 AM

Sino ti tawtawagam iti nalasbang Mr. Spyder?

happy weekend kailian, awan pay ni pare Cliff adda pay laeng iti bakasyon na siak pay laeng iti mangisaop kaniana ni karrubak anusanyo latta kailian iti umay.




rlane
5/5/2006 8:12:25 PM

hehehe... manang josie, nka-boarding k met gayam ditoy... lumabasak laeng met. Ammok mayat ti urokmon.



rlane
5/5/2006 8:12:41 PM

hehehe... manang josie, nka-boarding k met gayam ditoy... lumabasak laeng met. Ammok mayat ti urokmon.



Severino Pader
5/6/2006 9:14:10 AM

nalasbang . . . balasang
balasang . . . nalasbang

sino si saan a nalasbang, agunin!




Jerico Ray
5/6/2006 12:18:21 PM

Gayyem VF Lumualkan a, ket mailaiwak met! naligat ti awan kasalsalitana ngamin.

gayyem Sev, Ti di aguni isu't almek! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!




JO
5/6/2006 2:35:31 PM

????????????



Josie Herrema
5/6/2006 4:53:09 PM

Adda gamin malagipko kadayta nga nalasbang hehehe, anat isemam jerico ray? sige lumabasak pay ket adda ururayek nga tawag gamin su nga diak pay makatorog.





Severino Pader
5/7/2006 9:38:50 AM

ne ta naguni met tay maysan, pareng JR... almem latta ngalud tay di nagunin!

mustan Cliff! bisi latta kadua?




Arlane Manzano
5/7/2006 9:59:32 PM

hi there... kumusta kau ngay ditoyen, kaarruba?



josie herrema
5/8/2006 12:11:44 AM

Ayanmon pareng Cliff? saanmo nga liplipatan tay naibilag nga bulong iti saluyot wen?

Hello mr. spyder..kumostaka met ading Rlene?




Severino Pader
5/8/2006 10:17:43 AM

naibilag a bulong ti saluyot? naimas a maadobo dayta. ikkam ti suka a naalsem, uray ka la agkidday-kidday a mangraman...



Sherma Benosa
5/8/2006 7:06:08 PM

Diak pay nakaraman iti adobo a saluyot! Pinakbet a, isu. Naimas, dakayo...



Rlane
5/8/2006 11:06:12 PM

pinakbet a saluyot sister? hmmm, diak pay naramanan met. Naimas dayta saluyot nga adobo Sir Sev..mangipalapal ka man ketdi...

Hi Manong Cliff.




Severino Pader
5/9/2006 10:58:51 AM

Ne, Rlane... sippawemon toy saluyot nga adobo. Napudot pay dayta...

Howdy everybody?




Rlane
5/10/2006 11:05:29 AM

isu ti pangngaldawko Sir sev... T.Y iti adu...



fred
5/10/2006 11:15:46 AM

ama aya..makapabisin kay met!
nagrigat met sumrek idiay inaladan ni arlene..uray ni Maricar..numuna ta nalipatak nga inawit tay tulbekko..

tay man ketdi kinamatisan nga ar-arusip ka Sever... ti idasryo..nabayagen nga ar-arapaapek..kumusta dita ayantayo? di pay la nagtudo? uray koma no manglangeb-langeb met la dita daya..

la ngarud..




Leilanie Adriano
5/10/2006 8:18:07 PM

Ninong, ninonggggg koooo!!! Ayan moooooooo!!! tinabukolan nakan sa metten tay ninang ko!!! hehehe!

Joke lang VF ssshhh...




JRIC
5/10/2006 9:04:02 PM

Gayyem VF dika pay naangsan? Wenno mayat ket ti taugyo kenni gayyem Ray ti basi a kakkali. Nabayag met a di nagpakitan. Mailiwak met kadakayon.

Naimbag a rabiiyo amin kaaruba!




Arlane Manzano
5/10/2006 10:23:05 PM

ammok ti naglemmengan ni VF gagayyem... damagenyo kenni Sisterko, addan sa idiay...

Hello everyone!




Sherma Benosa
5/10/2006 10:59:16 PM

Nagpadlaw idiay abongko 'di kalman. Ngem diak met naabutan!

'Pay niat' basolna ta aglemlemmeng?




fred
5/14/2006 7:44:35 AM

hi Sherma/Rlane/ Lei ken Jric..talaga nga adu ti sanguen ni tanud!

tanud..igaedmo ta bareng malpasto! kasta lang..




VF
5/14/2006 12:26:57 PM

Psssst... atanud Fred....

Dika agtagtagari ta addaak la ditoy sirok ti sagumbik nga agpapaimbag ta medio natama-anak iti 'ayatitis' ket diak met maiwag-wagen!!!! (hehehe... kitaen ta man atanud no maawatanda met laeng ti ibagbagak!)

Kadagiti dadduma a gagayyem, agsubliakto a mangsungbat kadakayo intono malainganak... uhu uhu uhu!




Jerico Ray
5/14/2006 4:21:26 PM

Hmm...uray siak ket diak maawatan! nakapuy ti saepko ngamin. Pagyamanan ta adda ka manen Gayyem.





Rlane
5/14/2006 8:48:05 PM

Kunakto pay... maangsanto latta tay agsipsiput kunak ket...

Lumabasak pay kakadua.




VF
5/14/2006 9:19:49 PM

Hello Rlane.... I just posted something in your blog. Where did you get the article re: "reasons why...."

JR and others.... sublian kayonto gagayyem! Quikie laeng daytoy ta adu ti ikamakamko...




Sherma Benosa
5/14/2006 11:17:19 PM

Hehehehe Hello, My Prey! Welcome back to i dot com. Kumustakan? U ready for my bullying?


Psssst. Diay abong ni Ms. Arlene (WIlliams) diay 'panmo binisita; ni sisterko (Arlane Manzano) dayta katkatungtongmo. Allaka...




Arlane Manzano
5/14/2006 11:22:18 PM

isu pay la ti kunak...nailawlawak man ngarud sister ta kunak no napnapanannan. ne-ay, nagatiddog met dayta nga word-den...

Hi guys... how's weekend?




Jerico Ray
5/14/2006 11:40:18 PM

dayta ti rigatna a ta, agkakalasbang kayo met ngamin a babbalasang!



VF
5/15/2006 12:30:23 AM

Oppss. Sorry Arlane, medio adda pay laeng tay sakit ko nga 'ayatitis' isu a medio maulawak pay laeng...

JR... kusto ta kunam, agkakalasbang ken hmm...nakakarit? sika man ti mangibaga gayyem! Kitaem diay maysa a sabong ti katuday ket kumarkarit manen!!!

Ms. Benosa... anytime Mademoiselle! Wait till I get back to you in your (MY)Husband Store.

Say... Ms. Benosa, I will bring you down to Paradise Lost and Paradise Regained? Hmmmm....

Aguraykayo ta innak pay aglaba kadagitay insangpetko a murengko hehehe!




Sherma Benosa
5/15/2006 1:16:35 AM

Hmm, won't comment muna. Haven't read Milton's book yet. Is it really Milton's? Lemme check.






arlene williams
5/15/2006 1:36:02 AM

hi manong cliff kumusta?

hi amiga josie, tokayo, sherma ken jerico naimbag nga oras yo amin.




VF
5/15/2006 1:45:31 AM

Hello Arlene.... nakitam diay inpostko diay blogmo? Nice challange friend!

Wen gayam napanan ngata da Jo ken Monica? hehehe!




Monica Smith
5/15/2006 7:41:36 AM

Addaak laeng ditoy VF, no kua sumiripak sagpaminsan, kas koma ita.



Arlane Manzano
5/15/2006 9:09:00 AM

Hi fellows! adu ti umay umiliw kenka Manong VF.Nabayag ka met ngamin nga nagukop.

Hmm... sabong ti katuday? hmmmm (agen).... naraman nga lingtaen ken laokan iti kamatis ken buggoong dayta iti agsapa aglalo no kappuros!

Lumabasak man pay Tokayo, sister, Manong Echo ken Ms. M...




Jerico Ray
5/15/2006 9:11:01 PM

Apounayen! daytoy ti rigatna ita ket, Gayyem VF. Diak met ngarud makatulong. No koma la mabalin a yawidko ta maysa kadakuadan...ta isu pay a pakalagaanam gayyem! "asinno kadakuada" kunam gayyem? hehehehehehe!
'ta mayat kaniak a! hahahahaha! (manen)




VF
5/15/2006 9:47:18 PM

Oh hello Monica... nice to see you again lady! Where were you Missy? You seem to be too quiet lately....Do you also want another duel; say “To Kill a Lonely Heart”? Hmmmm...



VF
5/15/2006 9:58:54 PM

Hello again Arlane. Wen adingko, sabong ti katuday kunak ta iyarigko man dagitay napupusaksak a babbalasang itay puraw a sabong ti katuday, -makaling-lingay a buyaen no adda pay laeng idiay puon, ketdi sayaaten a purosen ta dinto ket malaylay a dagus a kas tay ayat a naidardaras!

Kumusta JR, ibagam ngamin kaniak no asino kadakuada ti kursunadam ta tulongan ka gayyem. Ti adatna ken nalaingak laeng a tumulong ngem nakapuyak met a tumiliw iti para kaniak hehehe!




Rlane
5/16/2006 12:09:18 AM

Hahaha... I agree. No tumiliw ka met ngamin Manong ket nakarasakas 'su nga darasda laeng nga mapabutngan hehehe.

Daytay well-experienced ti inka pagpaisuruan Manong Echo.

Hi Ms. Monica.




Ryud
5/16/2006 8:41:21 AM

Lamlmuyotem ngamin 'gyem vf...saan a nagasar wenno nakersang dagita dakulap a kunada!

Kitaem ni JR ket agsasaruno iti inubonna!! he he he. Adda pay ex-hanina kano! Agipabaratoka met a!




Monica Smith
5/16/2006 8:51:58 AM

Oh hello VF...nice to see you too!

I've been busy. Things to do, money to make, hearts to conquer. You know.

I am not up for a duel, since my lonely heart is a thing of the past. It no longer sees the light of day, as the feet of my dancing heart seems to keep in well underneath the floor boards.

Instead of a duel, let's do a duet: "I'm walkin' on sunshine....wo-hooooo!"




Monica Smith
5/16/2006 8:54:08 AM

Hello Ms. Rlane!

Good morning amin kadakayo gagayyem awan labas.





VF
5/16/2006 10:26:27 AM

Oh hello MS! You sound so enigmatic today?

...hearts to conquer (?) ... oh what a lucky man! Tell me more about him, will you?

Okay, lets sing together.... “There for Me”:

"Se non sei con me, mi sembra grigia la citta
Camminando solo i piccoli vedo giocar
Volti e voci del passato che non ricordavo piu
Mi chiedono"




Monica Smith
5/16/2006 9:30:58 PM

So, you want to know more about the hearts that I will be conquering? What is there to know? It's a vast ocean out there, and many fish to catch. The question is, who is doing the conquering, and who is being conquered? And is the conquered one truly conquered, or is he/she merely giving the impression of being conquered?

Truly my intelligence has reached dizzying heights...never match wits with a sicilian....hehehehehehe




VF
5/16/2006 10:03:24 PM

did you mean Persians MS? Sicilians are just goons and godfathers!

veni vidi vici! I am a Roman and I am here to conquer and teach fickle minded, erratic, unpredictable women!

like you maybe?




Monica Smith
5/17/2006 12:22:13 PM

Actually, it was a line loosely taken out of the movie "The Princess Bride". The Sicilian profusely boasts about his own intelligence, then in the middle of his raucous laughing, stops and dies. The actual line is: " never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!" Besides which, I'm sure the people of Sicily would take exception to what you calling them all "goons and godfathers".

So, Julius-wannabe, you can proclaim "I came, I saw, I conquered", if you must. But perhaps, when it comes to conquering: amor vincit omnia! And while we're on the topic of amorous conquests, you might want to change the order of yours to: "vidi, vici, veni"...!

Of course, count me out, as I do not rank amongst those women. Nor am I erratic and finnicky.




VF
5/17/2006 2:32:38 PM

...on the topic of amorous conquests Ms. Smith, I will stick to the same order...Veni, vidi, vici

Semper fidelis, semper paratus and I will die championing the beauty of love and devotion!

Hehehe...count you out? To see is to believe; to feel is to love...., give them all to Ceasar!




????
5/17/2006 4:00:46 PM

If VF missed it, I didn't. Vf, Monica posted "vidi, vici, veni"...! I saw, I conquer, I came,equivalent to this I saw, I conquer, I cum!
My son's exact word 'clever naughty woman'. i always paid attention to your postings,how can I forget our debate it took me months to figure it out before realized what you meant. I still smile when I remembers it.
Har har har har




VF
5/17/2006 8:41:45 PM

I did not miss it ??? but just the same, I prefer to stay veni-vidi-vici.

Get off your cloak ??? and explain!




Linda Bulong
5/17/2006 11:03:01 PM

Makibasaak laeng, apo, a?



VF
5/18/2006 2:49:21 AM

Naaaaa ni Ms. Linda (a doktor ti puso) adda ditoy eskuelaan ti puso hehehe! Welcome Doc!

Sige man Ms. Linda tumulong ka man a mangbag-baga kadagitay pamulinawen a puso....hmmmm.

(baka kayat mo a doktoren toy pusok Manang? kitaem diay intro no ania a talaga ti agasna)




jack
5/18/2006 6:05:04 AM

Preng clifffff...!

pay' more than two met ti kaayayammo ti chessen.! habali a talaga iti grand master aya! he he he! Horse manuever met daytoy pamaayamon kadua..!




Sherma Benosa
5/18/2006 6:27:41 AM

Hello Manong Jack and Manang Linda! Nice to see you here.

Pakibagbagaam man ngarud Manong ni VF ta agtanang bassit dita moves na. Ta ne, bassit laeng nga kamali, madesgrasia la ketdi dayta titulona. Imbes nga grandmaster, agbalin a grand loser. Hehehehe

And I am the one destined to hand him his most bitter defeat. VF's head shall be mine to keep. (I-displey'k idiay salasmi).


/Hello, kakabsat! Ne ay, nabiag man ti i.com'n ta adda man ni VF a ka-duel'n. Hmmmm... I already smell victory. Smile, my dear Sister Arlane! Victory is ours. Hehehe/




Sherma Benosa
5/18/2006 6:35:06 AM

Agas iti puso, kunam VF?

Want my sword to deal with it? Don't worry, I'll make it quick.... and painless.

Inton agabalawka, naipakurkorkonton kadagitay' taraken diay karrubami a manok. Hehehe




VF
5/18/2006 7:33:58 AM

Sakbay nga aramidem dayta Ms. Benosa, denggem pay toy kansion ko...

"Manang Biday ilukat mo man
Ta bentanam, pagtamtamdagam"
- - - - - - -
- - - - - - -
- - - - - - -
"Mangalaka iti kutsilyo
Ta abriem toy barukong ko
Tapno'n maipapasmo
Dayta guram ken sentimiento"

Basta sika ti mangtungday kadaytoy kakaisuna a pusok ading ko Sherma ket pakaragsakak nga awan patingga na....

Ayna Puso agtalnaka!!!


Hehehe Pare Jack, sika ti nagkuna, saan a siak!




Sherma Benosa
5/18/2006 9:52:03 AM

Asinoka, aglabas-labas
Toy hardinko, pagay-ayamak
Ammom ngarud amasonaak
Dayta pusom innak masaksak.
hehehehe

'Pay agan-ano dayta pusom, aglagto-lagto a nakakita ditoy kampilanko?




VF
5/18/2006 10:45:22 AM

Denggem ading ta bilinenka
Daytoy PUSOK isagut ko kenka
Ilalaem, sapuyotem ala
Di ka bumdeng, ayatem ala
Ta kaasi met nga agsagaba!




Rlane
5/18/2006 1:13:59 PM

SUGOD MGA AMASONA.....



Omnipotent Q
5/18/2006 8:32:41 PM

Ladies I am jealous with all the attention you are affording to VF. He is not the only eligible bachelor in this forum.

I am here at your service. Ready and willing.




Sherma Benosa
5/18/2006 8:40:30 PM

Write your name, age, and signature in a piece of paper.
Drop it in the drop box nearest to our place.
Pray that it will be drawn.
Then hope that we will be interested to even take a look at it. Hehehehe


Welcome, Omnipotent Q. State your case.




Omnipotent Q
5/18/2006 8:51:03 PM

Done!

I'll wait for your call, Sherma.
I clasp my hands together in front of my nose and prey with all my HEART.

Thank you for the most amicable welcome to this forum.
I'm feeling at home already. Can I put my feet up?




Sherma Benosa
5/18/2006 8:56:00 PM

For VF

Kunak ngarud, Manongko aya
Dayta pusom inka yalikaka
Ta talaga a madurdorko dayta
Agrunga-rungaabkanto dita.

Kastoy laengen ti aramidenta
Dayta ulom inka isagana
Ta kampilanko't usarek kenka
Ayna, insigida a maisina.

Dim' pay marikna, sika. Hehehehehe





Sherma Benosa
5/18/2006 9:04:14 PM

Oh, sorry my friend.
You might be waiting in vain.
Remember, I didn't ask for your number.
What made you think I'd be calling you, I wonder?

And my advice was clear: PRAY.
Don't you dare try PREYING on me.
I am nobody's prey.
For I am such a BIG BULLY.

/Sure, Omnipotent Q. Put your feet up. That's what I do. Comfortable, isn't it?/




Sherma Benosa
5/18/2006 9:25:35 PM

And before you go telling me you are Nobody, hence I am your prey, let me tell you this:

I am NOBODY.
NOBODY's perfect.
Therefore, I'm perfect.

Hehehehe That ain't my original. I quoted it; can't remember from where though.

Innak san, VF ken Omnipotent Q. Immayak la nag-de-stress ditoy ta no saan ket adda mapateltelak a kaopisinaak.

I'm feeling better now. Good day!




Omnipotent Q
5/18/2006 9:59:43 PM

Prayer is based on faith, not logic. I have faith that you will draw my name, and call me.

It's good to know that you don't want to be my prey. But does the lion ask the sheep if he may prey upon her?

You claim you are perfect.
Perfection is an unattainable state.
Therefore you have made an error, which means you are not perfect.

Now, let's go for a cup of java.




Sherma Benosa
5/18/2006 10:44:43 PM

Oh, I didn't mean to claim I'm perfect, Omni. (May I call you Omni?)
I do know I am not, nor will I ever be, perfect.
I just thought the assertion's quite amusing. Hence, the post. Hehehe

As for your faith... you can always have faith on something or someone... but it doesn't mean that someone or something would deliver. I may not draw your name, and if ever I do, I may choose not to call you.

Yes, you are right. The lion doesn't ask the sheep if he may prey upon her. But you forgot: I am the lion(ess), you are the sheep.
/Omni, whoever you are, nice talking to you. Gotta go, friend. See you around. Bc ak ita./




Sherma Benosa
5/18/2006 10:55:29 PM

Ay, wait lang.

Please educate me. What is a cup of Java?




VF
5/19/2006 12:20:35 AM

Hello Omni-Q! Welcome to my “Sari-Sari Store ti Puso” but please don't get jealous. Let’s work together instead. I still have a lot of rigid hearts to conquer. My job here really is to prepare them, ‘rigid-hearts’ as good wives for good-husbands-to-be.

But before I take you as an ally, let me first profile you. Hmmm, let me see:
•affording?
•can I put my feet up?
•lion and the sheep?
•cup of java?


Hehehe! I think I know you Omni-Q

Welcome to my (our) world and good luck.

Hey Ms. Benosa, call your sister. This will surely be a nice square fight!




The Professor
5/19/2006 12:37:38 AM

Ow, it's either a program that makes your crazy pc to read things people should not suppose to read OR just a special coffee blend, whose main coffee beans were grown in Java, south of the Philippines.

I will get the Arabica variety if I will drink coffee again. The aroma is so good it invigorates a lonely soul. Just as any coffee, the taste is bitter without sugar but it helps you digest things you hardly can swallow.

[hey, this entry is not for discussion. The Prof is just ‘educating’ Her Royal Wickedness’. and RoughLane, get off your hands on this entry hehehe! (di bale ta nakaturog pay ngem narigaten no....)hehehe again!]




Rlane
5/19/2006 12:43:08 AM

WhOA... i don't drink coffee Prof. Sorry, I can't drink with you. I have my own way of envigorating my soul. GOTCHA!



Sherma Benosa
5/19/2006 12:49:29 AM

Sister!

Why didn't he just say, let's have a cup of coffee?

Anyway, I'm shifting to tea. How about lemon grass or jasmine tea, Omni-Q!




Rlane
5/19/2006 1:01:10 AM

You know, to be SOSSY and CLASSY sister. kaw nman!By the way sis, I love tea especially with milk or honey.

and oh sis, i'm having a long weekend tomorrow so kaw n muna bahala s bahayko ha? I'm done with VF. Case closed n kami but you know him well, medyo indenial pa rin siya sa pagkatalo. So you see, he's squeezing possible ways to get even.
Where am I going? just somewhere to unwind and enjoy being an independent lady. Perhaps, a little chat with a 'nice seniorito'.




The Professor
5/19/2006 1:08:12 AM

Because Java is a coffee that blends well with burnt milk and is currently fancied by overworked corporate bullies like you Ms. Benosa!

How about SMLight with isaw Ms. Benosa? ... What do you think? It grows your heart fonder with MY sunset.....

Naaaaah! Nakariing met gayamen tay maysa a sairo ti bangkag! And how do you invigorate your malupit na soul Ms. Manzano? hehehe! I bet you drink fresh blood directly from somebody else’s neck! Not mine though! I wear a crucifix hahahah!




Sherma Benosa
5/19/2006 1:10:34 AM

Just trying to be healthy. Hehehehe

Wowoweee! Seniorito, hmmmmm! Good luck, dear sister.

Ow, don't mind VF. He'll come around. Hehehe

Am still busy, mainit na mainit na ang ulo dito sa work, kaya pasilip-silip ako dito to de-stress. Hopefully, we'll finish our issue by tomorrow morning. Huuuuuh!

Cige sis, Ingat.







Rlane
5/19/2006 1:20:20 AM

its 1 am here VF, like you said i drink blood in someone else's blood so what's the best tym to have a drink? hahaha.

No worry VF, I don't want to sip your blood, not my type ei. I bet its dicolored and not as fresh as what im looking for.

SAIRO TI BANGKAG? hmmm. you never stop from name calling me hey...

Sistah come here, ill let you enjoy some of my magic massage maneuvers and take my beauty rest after...




Sherma Benosa
5/19/2006 1:21:02 AM

Hey hey! You just said magic words, Profie!

Isaw and San Mig Light! Perfect!
Intan idiay UP; ilibreka iti isaw!

Hehehe

/This is not a peace offering nor a call for a truce!/




Sherma Benosa
5/19/2006 1:34:04 AM

Sis, la man ngarud imasahe nak man. Hmmm. Great....

Hmm... hmm... Hah? 'Pay yas-asidegmo ta ngiwat mo ditoy tengngedko?

Waaaaaahhhhh!

Naaaa! Saan a siak ti pangipunasam kadayta dara dita ngiwatmo sis! Sika met! Sinno ti ininummo?




VF
5/19/2006 2:18:33 AM

My pleasure Bully but make sure a saan a palab-og dayta awismo. And make sure too that we are not bringing a second bully with us. I don't trust you two together at the same time. Imagine a Wicked Angel in my one side and a Vampire the other?

Hah! Too dangerous!

YES, ISAW AND SanMigLight and MY Sunset? Will there be a sunset in UP Bully?

Haaaaaaaw! I am already day dreaming....




Sherma Benosa
5/19/2006 2:23:44 AM

i AM sunset, VF!

For my sister is Sunrise.

/Makatikawka met! VF ba talaga o Prof? Tssskkkk!/




VF
5/19/2006 7:47:43 AM

AHA!

Want to share the (my) sunset with me Ms. Benosa? I like to do that where you can almost touch the soft rays of the settling sun, feel the slight breeze from the see and hear a whisper from the wind telling me, I love you VF….then I’ll whisper back… go tell I love her too!

...Ow! You can call me any names wag lang may lane hehehe!




Sherma Benosa
5/19/2006 8:05:03 AM

Want a five-letter name that starts with F? Hehehehe

Oh VF. The wind will be most confused. How will it figure out who "her" (she) is?

Like, KUPIDO, it might complain you're rendering it ineffective in fulfilling its duties; and might contemplate resigning. What happens if the wind refuses to do its job?

And no, please don't touch my rays. I need to stay un-adulterated. Let me set quietly beneath the mountains and clouds; and commune with the night skies.

—Sunset




Sunrise
5/19/2006 3:08:14 PM

Hi Sunset.... just grabbing my things and off I go. Bye VF hehehe. Waaiittt.... V as in VAmpire? F as in.... hmmmm? is that the reason why you love the dark, lonely night?



Jack
5/19/2006 4:30:48 PM

Inatake dakan ditoyen teritoryom preng clif... kinnagatda datay appanmo a!

Horse manuever a talaga, kasla bobbby fisher. Mabalinna ngamin iti agtriple check...isu daytoy pampamay am a...!




Sherma Benosa
5/19/2006 10:05:13 PM

Take care, My Sister!

—Sunset


Hello, Manong Jack!




KUPIDO
5/20/2006 12:53:55 AM

Hahummm. Dumlawak man. Agsarsaruno da Gabriela ken Propesor itay. Ita, awandan nga agpadpada? Amangan no sika ti ma-mate JAck ta nagcastling ka nga dim minaniobra dayta queenmo? ita itaray manen tay anghel nga awan payyakna. Tsk.tsk.



Jack
5/20/2006 10:53:30 AM

He he he. Wen sa Kupido, nganganiakon check mate! Uray no kasano lappedak koma ngem awan sa met ti pamay akon.

Sige, ta agmurmurayak pay.




Jack
5/20/2006 11:16:12 AM


Hello met kenka Ading Sherma dear! Sori ha, addaka gayam dita , Saan ka ngamin a nalasin a dagus.

Kumusta kan dita! Cool lang ading dear, 'wag syadong init ulo sa opismo.


Let pass the tide with love
Let love pass over the tide
Let the tide pass with love
Let tide pass on us
Let love paste on us.




VF
5/20/2006 10:50:37 PM

Ms. Benosa, don’t ever call me names like what you are thinking. I am not an ‘F’ anymore. Somebody told me to stop and so I will stop. Did you get that Ms. Benosa?

Hah! Your sister ‘sunrise’ is getting off to see a seniorito? Ohhhh.... maybe she is going to meet Zorro.... hehehe. Tell Seniorita Mansanas that Zorro is VF but VF will just send his horse to date her!

Hello seniorita Arlina! How’s your date with Zorro?




The Professor
5/20/2006 10:59:56 PM

Hello Jack and KUPIDO!

No-worries guys, uray pay no agtitipon dagitay kunkunak ket saankonto pulos isurender ti turod a pagtaktakderak!

Come Sunset and Sunrise, Wicked Angels and Vampires.... hoooo awan ma-aramidan da pareng Jack.

Hehehe... saan a ti la adda a madil-dillaw mo dita KUPIDO ta adu ti nalaing ti saepna dita!




Sherma Benosa
5/21/2006 12:21:23 AM

Oh! Someone TOLD (read: COMMANDED) you to stop being an 'F,' VF? Wo-oooh! And you're actually going to HEED? Double Wo-ooh!!!!

Hmmm.... What can I say? Good luck. But tell me, what is 'F'?

Naaah! Nagkarit ni Professor'n! Sa siak pay a numero uno a nakarit ti ti karkaritenna!!! Hehehehe Good PM, Profey!






Sherma Benosa
5/21/2006 12:23:34 AM

Hello, my dear Manong Jack. Wen manong, nalamiis man ti ulokon. Sika ngay, kumustaka?

Hello KUPIDO. I-tsekmo kabsat no saan met laeng a pirated dagita nagatangmo a pana. Kasla sumimsemplangkan sa lately! Must be the arrows.




VF
5/21/2006 1:27:58 AM

tell me about the 'F' Ms. Benosa, you started it...

so, shall we 'F'ight? hehehehe. This time I want an honest square fight. No surprise attacks, no back biting, no smirking....

nothing but your sweet smile...

hehehehehe (in smallest fonts)







Sherma Benosa
5/21/2006 1:38:01 AM

Nah! Go figure it out.

Our fights before were honest and square. YOU LOST. Sour loser!! Hehehehe

'F'ight? R u up for another loss, VF?




Sherma Benosa
5/21/2006 1:43:35 AM

Remember, I also figured out your P&G. Try and do the same with my 'F.' Hah! Hope you're smart enough to do that!

Remember, the meaning of this 'F' changes as often as I please. Nyehehehe




VF
5/21/2006 4:26:54 AM

Sour loser~~~~~~ hah! Not at all Lady! It took you time to figure out my P&G, heh

What would you say that I just opened a "TAMED HEARTS" Sari-Sari Store and I am puuting YOUR heart on sale because nobody wants to buy it!

Hehehe, you know the reason why nobody wants to buy it. You are so wicked and bully that good men are so afraid to get near you! Hohohoh.

Now, wicked heart, would you like that I keep you myself? I will be very careful; I am not going to awaken your ever-prEying soul!




Sherma Benosa
5/21/2006 4:59:32 AM

Thank you for the offer, VF. But no, I’m not interested.

THE RIGHT ONE would not want to tame my wicked heart, nor will he be afraid to come near me.

THE RIGHT ONE would never worry that my soul is ever-prEying, nor will he be worried that from time to time he’ll have to be my prey.

My heart and my soul are fine as they are; the RIGHT ONE will take them as is.


/Heh! Gotta go, VF. Nice talking to you. Thanks for the company. I’m signing off./




fred
5/21/2006 7:25:31 PM

la ta umayakto umarayat no adda agpaarayat!

agsiputka Tanud ta amngan no maymaysa nga ima-ima ta makit-kitam ngem aduda met gayam idiay likudan! ti ket makunak: inton makitam diay ruangan ti baluarte, saankanto a sumrek ta amangan no kilawendaka, hehe

lagdaam ketdi ta kalasagmo! ngem siguro nalagdan ta sumrek laeng ditoy inaladam, nakarig-rigat...adun sa ketdi ti inbisibol a guardia..




Omnipotent Q
5/21/2006 8:04:34 PM

Sherma, in regards to you posting dated 5/18/2006:

Please address myself as "Q", if you would please. Simple. Succinct.

Yes, I realize you were not really claiming to be perfect. I just thought I would add my own twist to it. The quote is quite amusing.

As for faith: may I quote your sentiments regarding it at a church gathering?

And while it may be true that you would not call me, why would you not?

If you are the lion preying on the sheep, then I am the T-Rex that preys on lionesses! Yummy!




Omnipotent Q
5/21/2006 8:07:20 PM

Hello VF,

Thank you for welcoming me to this world. But, you do not know me, sir. Of that I can assure you. As well, thank you for your kind offer to align my allegiance with your cause. It is with regret that I must decline your invitation. I see my role as primarily that of an observer. I will "sit on the fence", so to speak, free to agree or to disagree with whomever
and whatever. And, hopefully, with reasonable impunity.






VF
5/21/2006 10:52:11 PM

A dinosaur in my front yard sitting on my fence, and a T-rex en plus! Oh dear! What have I done now? hehehehe!

Hello Q! I hope you are a She not a He for I haven’t put any defences yet for maybe-ferocious-guys like you! But stay just the same. I will take note of your so-called ‘impunity’ of participation....

Nanang kowwwwww! hehehe!

Atanud Fred, kasapulak ta tulong yo.... Pukkawam bassit dagitay dadduma nga a-atanud ken gagayyem

Help! Please Help!




Sherma Benosa
5/22/2006 3:06:31 AM

I'll call you Q then.

The sheep may call itself a T-rex all it wants, but T-rex it will never be.

The sheep will remain a sheep (unless their genes would mutate into a slightly better versions of themselves as a response to nature’s demands for adaptive behavior.)

And the T-rex shall be… hmmm… nothing. For they’re all gone now. Dead. Extinct. All that they are now are — Ha Ha — fossils.

They are now history.

The T-rexes may have been daunting during their times (by virtue of their size) — but one fact remains: they have not survived nature. Not fit enough, eh?

And mind you, the T-rexes may not have been hunters; but were simply scavengers. If this hypothesis were true, then I’d say: T-rexes are too timid, too weak for my taste. Uh-oh.




Sherma Benosa
5/22/2006 3:08:18 AM

By the way, are you in any way related to these folks:

Banana Q
BB Q
Camote Q

How about to these guys:

Ten-Q
s-Q




Sherma Benosa
5/22/2006 3:11:27 AM

Why would I not want to call you, you asked?

Simple. I don't find you interesting enough.




Omnipotent Q
5/22/2006 9:00:12 AM

Sherma,

I am Q, A member in good standing the in the Q Continuum. As such, I am omnipotent - all powerful. If it is T-rex that I choose to be then T-rex I shall be! However, at the moment I am feeling rather benevolent, so today I shall be a Sultan. A great Sultan with a harem of beautiful women, with none other than yourself as my most favored dancer! Whenever I clap my hands the music begins, and your duty is to undulate before my eyes, pleasing me....heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!

CLAP! (the music has begun...!)




Omnipotent Q
5/22/2006 9:08:23 AM

No Sugar, I'm not related to Banana Q, BB Q, Camote Q.
However, I might be related to Q-bert, Hi-Q, IQ, poolQ, or Qcumber!


(In case you're not a Star Trek fan, "Q" is a character in the ST-TNG and ST-Voyager. He is being with god-like powers and views humans as little more than his play-things)

ST-TNG (Star Trek-The Next Generation)




Omnipotent Q
5/22/2006 9:24:42 AM

VF,

If it makes you feel better, I can be a sheep sitting on your fence.

You could be dining on a rack of lamb tonight, if all your friends come help.

Unless I morph back into T-Rex once they arrive!




Omnipotent Q
5/22/2006 9:36:35 AM

BTW: My distant relatives, twice removed, are Q-tips and Q.T. Pie.



VF
5/22/2006 11:10:32 AM

What do you think ladies and gentlemen of the jury, shall I call: Order! Order! ????

Hmmm.... let me see....

No, not yet. Just not yet!

But let me just remind you Wicked Angel and Q that you are both in my honourable premises. Keep your heads above your shoulders or I'll have you thrown out of MY court.




Omnipotent Q
5/22/2006 2:41:45 PM

Huh?



Excalibur
5/22/2006 8:36:07 PM

hahaha.
YOUR COURT? hmm... review history your highness. You never won a battle in any court at i.com and you're about to loose control in your "homecourt."

COngrats Mr. OQ, you succeeded. VF will soon be history... you're more than an interesting Banana Q, and VF is just a nagging-sour-graping Zorro.




Sherma Benosa
5/22/2006 9:36:46 PM

The music played… but nothing happened. The favored dancer merely stood defiantly, smiling at the Sultan, daring him to force his will upon her.

Oh, such an “all-powerful” being. So “powerful” he is that he CANNOT even make the maiden of his dreams draw his name and call him; nor can he make his favored dancer do her “duty” to sway her hips and please him.

And most ironic of all, it was right there, within his Sultanate, that he has met his downfall. The dancer — a goddess in disguise — now stares him in the eyes, commanding him to fall down on his trembling knees.

And he did, obediently. For deep within him, he now knew, he was facing a force much greater than he. Oh, how could he have been so foolish not to know? How could he not recognized her?

The goddess smiled so much more sweetly. So sweetly that the cursed Sultan soon felt he was slowly melting.

Soon, the curse was fulfilled. The Omnipotent Q has vanished; his powers forever vanquished.

The victorious maiden eased her smile, remembering the prophecy no one beside herself knew of; and walked away knowing no one else would dare wage war against nor force its will upon her. Not now. Not ever.





Omnipotent Q
5/22/2006 11:47:54 PM

The benevolent Q has granted Sherma her fantasy. For a moment he allowed her to indulge herself and enjoy the feeling of power that only Q himself could truly ever know. But as with all fantasies, there is a beginning and - just as surely - there is an end.

Sherma's fantasy had come to a conclusion. She is again faced with the reality that she is a harem dancer, born to please the Sultan. In her beautiful eyes he is a divinity, and her place is to serve him in whatsoever manner he wishes. And to do so joyfully for she is fullfilling her destiny and life's purpose. In celebration of this knowledge her body
undulates langorously with the music, in her most seductive and alluring dance. The music reaches a wild crescendo and she collapses on the palace floor, overcome with a feeling of devout and ultimate fulfillment.

"That, my sugar, was absolutely delightful", Q approves. "Come join me, by the throne."

Sherma rises, her eyes cast downward, smiling her acknowledgement. She joins Q by his side.





Jerico Ray
5/23/2006 12:25:13 AM

Oh, Kulibangbang a Pinili disuannak kadi?...agur-uray toy sabong... agekannak man ketdi!!! hahahahahahaha....

Labasan kayo pay gagayyem!




Sherma Benosa
5/23/2006 1:40:50 AM

/Hang on, Q. Yunak man pay biit ni VF tapno agtalna bassit. Am extremely busy at work again. Will post when I have time./



Hey VF, my favorite prey
Try not to go astray.
After all, wherever you go
My claws, they shall reach you.

My palsiit, I will use to make you ulaw
When you wake up, you’ll be so mawaw
And your head, ha ha, it’s so kawaw
Wen a, because you are agam-ammangaw!

My tali, so atiddog, it shall be the taldeng
That will keep you within my uged
Sorry but already you are nakaparnged
Get out of my clasp you can't; Oh too many lapped.

And when finally you lie down to die, VF
Pray that I may be able to control myself
Lest before death be brought upon you
I will make a last-minute fun of you.

Your pingping, I will kuddot
Your buok I will pungot
You ear I will kulding
Your mata, I will render bulding.

Your saka I will paddak
Your muging I will lipak
Your agong I will pitik
Your ramay I will ipit.

Your heart, I will durdor
Your flesh, I will dunor
Your tengnged I will ngurongor
Your ulo I will pang-or.

Your head, uray nabtak, I shall bring home
There in my sala it will stay alone
And to my visitors I’ll say, “oh that trophy
Is actually the ulo of my enemy.”

Then amidst their applause I, the victorious amazona,
My right hand, in victory, I shall itanggaya!
And together we shall pray that your karurua
Will go koma to that place a nakaikarianna.





Arlane Manzano
5/23/2006 7:00:37 PM

kunak no naiyaw-awannakon imbag ketdi ta nasirpatko ta nasukog a likodmo sister. Adu metten ti bambanti ditoy abong ni VF? Kunak man no Ghost Buster? Ditoy siguro ti pangiduldulinanna kadagitay masay-opna nga al-alia. Tsk tsk.
Ne, addaka met gayam Manong Echo? kumusta met dagiti naglabas a kanitom?
NGORKZZZZZZZZZZZ....
Nanangko... addadtan tay kumaw.... baka makariing ni Manong VF, agawidakon. Babu!!!




Lei
5/23/2006 7:51:00 PM

Yuhoooo!!! Ms. Benosa maasianak man a mangkitkita ta nakapay-an ni VF aya!hahahaha! Hala ka dimo unay ay-ayamen ket baka agsangit sistah! hehe

Ninong, lumabasak biit awatem toy nabara a pawit ni Ms. L kaniak kumusta ka kano!




VF
5/23/2006 10:49:35 PM

Hehehe... aguray kayo bassit kakabsat ta mariribukanak kadagiti al-allia a bigla a simmangbay. Pati toy Outlook ko ket naal-allia....panay met sanglay ti mabasanan!

Dakayo nga al-allia dita ngato ket bari-bari. Agsubliak to ket makita yo!

Ne adda met tay anakko iti kasar ditoy! Kumusta nenengko Lei? Ibagam laeng ti petsa ta umayak to met makisala. Ken iyarasa-as mo kenni Mrs. L nga ur-urayek tay nagsaritaan mi barbarengly....

Buenos dias seniorita Arlina! Como esta el seniorito Zorro? Hmmmm... makitak ket nakarit ka pay laeng. Pay man ta surunen ka: Kayat mo ti tikoy RoughLane? Hmmm... naimas (naraman kunam) ken napigket ken alluadam no makanmo pati papel!




VF
5/23/2006 11:05:03 PM

Kenka Ms. Benosa,

"Annay Pusok, annay, annay!
Nasaem, naut-ot la unay"~~~~

~~~~~~~~~~~

...no isu't gustuem~~~
~~~siaanomongak....

Ngem agurayka....(itagalog ko man no kayak) -pinangi-gigilan mo ba si aki?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!




Rlane
5/23/2006 11:08:34 PM

Buenas Noches Seniorito VF, ZOrro que barbaridad!

hahaha... sikan sa met ti saan pay a nakaraman iti tikoy Manongko? baka dika pay nakakita iti pudno a tikoy ta dika met ammo dayta talamitimmo?





VF
5/23/2006 11:30:39 PM

Sorry JR ngem gapu ti kae-ellek ko ket nalipatan ka metten! Apay asino ti kulibangbang a Pinili pareko?



VF
5/24/2006 12:17:52 AM

Hoy seniorita Arlina, tulungannak man ketdi a mang-profile kadagita ghosts dita ngato!

Alan adingko ta tangdanan kan to iti tikoy a naraman hehehehe!




VF
5/24/2006 1:31:57 AM

Give Caesar all but to Caesar. Everything to the great Caesar!

Veni Vidi Vici all these barbarians: Omni-Q and Ms. Benosa!

Caesar again entered Rome triumphal, proud of his captives but he has to decide what he is going to do with his trophies.

And the ever democratic conqueror, merchant of love and devotion put his prisoners into trial:

“You Omni-Q and Ms. Benosa, kiss my hands for you have sinned.”

“Omni-Q, after finding out that you are a woman impersonating a Sultan, you are guilty of the crime of “spying-the-honest-world” of men!”

“And you Ms. Benosa, you are guilty of abusing your powers as a wicked angel. I told you before that you will, I repeat, you will only use your powers for the good of Caesar. Nothing but for Caesar!”

“Both of you therefore, are to be put in a crystal cage and be displayed in MY Husband Store and become good examples for terrible women who come snooping around MY store!”

“.... so shall be” declared the Grand Caesar....




Monica Smith
5/24/2006 9:32:51 AM

Hehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

La ituloy mo Sherma tapno agnakem ni VF.

Good morning everyone, awan labas.




Severino Pader
5/24/2006 10:08:15 AM

VF pare, sibibiag ka kadi pay? dimo itulok a pare nga rimrim-itendaka! Itakdermo ti bandera tayo a tatang-edyer...jok lang...

Pre, musta Belgiumen...




Arlane Manzano
5/24/2006 11:11:15 AM

Caesar again entered Rome triumphal, proud of his captives but he has to decide what he is going to do with his trophies. ----- the unprofiled GHosts!!!

KANGAROO COURT???? hahaha...

Sir Sev.... ni VF tatang-edyer? harharharharhar...

Hi Ms. M. ti makunak, "gunggonana" hehehe.

MAnong VF, immabotkan sa metten Manongko. Tsktsk. sikanto met ngamin. Kunak man no sika ni Omni- Q? you have lots in common ei.




Omnipotent Q
5/24/2006 5:26:36 PM

VF,

That's one bad trip you're on! Those white pills you've been popping for your headaches are not painkillers! Next time you buy pills, make sure you are inside a pharmacy and they are being handed to you over the counter. The guy that sells them to you for half-price...well, stay away from him.






VF
5/24/2006 10:09:15 PM

Ah ! Ms. Smith, the long lost Amazon is here! Welcome back Monica. Are you in to help me out here or also for a kill?

Hmmmm..... I can see it in your eyes.




Jerico Ray
5/24/2006 11:53:10 PM

Wahahahahahahahahaha! urayak met la nga lumleken! innak man man pay ta ruar Gayyem VF.



VF
5/25/2006 12:41:14 AM

Pare Sev, saan ka a madanagan ta nakidser daytoy impalok ko a putek-ti-bayog a mangiwagayway iti kinamalalaki ni Ilokano! ....come Omni-Q, RoughLane, Ms. Smith and the Wicked Angel, saan ko pulos nga itulok nga ibaddek da kabsat! hehehe!

Ow Ms. Arlane, go over your basic math again! Can’t you see –Love + Love = Forever-Young? Hah! Immabut? Careful with your terminologyyyyyyyy~~~hehehe! I may get you there!
NEVER dahlin’! Never will I go hiding. One day, I will get you and you will also say: Oh my VF, my seniorito Zorro, my Ceasar ~~~
Tsk Tsk sa ‘yo too but I know who Omni-Q is, -she is a lady and she is an enemy like you!
o o o .... baka no agsangit ka ditan my cry-baby hehehehehe!

JR pare ko! Ania aya ti el-ellekam? Dagitoy amasona? hehehe! No sweat pare ngem agsiput ka ta simmangpet ni Miss M!




Sherma Benosa
5/25/2006 12:56:54 AM

hey hey hey!

What's going on? Ken adda tayo met amin ditoy? Kumusta kayo amin kakabsat? La, agtutungtongkayo latta ta busy-ak pay.

C u guys!




Sherma Benosa
5/25/2006 1:02:31 AM

Wen gayam. Kasla nakitak ni Julius Caesar...
Pay man ta pagtimkak.

Hey, Julius Caesar! Come here quick
Come, dahling. Kiss my feet!
—Cleopatra

Nyehehehehehe




VF
5/25/2006 2:34:57 AM

... that scene was only in bed Sherma. never in public otherwise JC will be thrown away by the Roman Senate!

But just the same, if you were Cleopatra, I will kiss your feet in public. But helas, you are not. You are a proud and cruel amasona. I still have to tame you....

[hal-ot ketdi, kunak no dida malagip ni Cleo!)

HEHEHEHEHE!




Monica Smith
5/25/2006 1:11:52 PM

No VF umaynak laeng agobserbar. Kadduaak man nga agtugaw ketdi ni Q dita alad ta di agmaymaysa.



josie
5/25/2006 1:20:14 PM

Hello VF, lumabasnak laeng...naimbag nga orasyo amin ditoy gagayyem.



Jerico Ray
5/25/2006 11:14:34 PM

Ehemmm...awan makaellek nga eksena ita.
Uray siak Gayyem VF, lumabasak man met...




Johnnyric Domingo
5/26/2006 12:11:30 AM

Gayyem Cliff kumusta? adda man met dagitay kabbalayko ditoyen. Ay, sus Sta Maria nga abagatan ti Narbacan! agawid kayon la!

Rimmaut ni Sherma, Gayyem? 'tay maysa awan pay? hehehehehehe!




Jack
5/26/2006 6:16:08 AM

pareng cliif, pagfiestaanda ka metten dagitoy amasona ditoy abongmo! Inraked ken Inparngedda ka payen! he he he.

Pareng Jerray bayabayem ni pareng cliff ta asasidegka dita!




Arlane Manzano
5/26/2006 10:54:36 PM

ssshhh. Manong JRIC, JAck di kayo makatagari.... adda kaipapananna ti amin....



VF
5/27/2006 1:56:32 AM

Aguray man ta sakbay a mapanak agbasketball ket sangailiek man pay dagitay napipintas a bab-balasang ken bab-baro....

Pare JR... ania nga awan ti makapaellek? Kitaem dagita uppat nga amasona ket nakangirsi da! Diak man ammo no apay ngem saanak nga agpangadua -tsismis dayta hehehe!

G'yem Jric, sige iyawidmon dagita kabbalaymo baka ketdi no diak magawidan toy riknak ket asawaek ti maysa kadakuada... ania ti makunam Tatang (bayaw?) Jric? Ni Sherma? Hmmm...masalapon na to latta tay impakat ko a palab-og!(dika makatagari hehehe)

Pare Jack! Awan, nakalusotak manen hehehe. Kasano ket tay maysa nangiparnged kaniak ket alupasi met laeng tay inusar na sana inyarasaas...hmmm. diak ibagbagan pare baka no kitosandak!

Hey Jo! Am bringing my group to visit the Keukenhof Gardens in Holland this mid-June! Wanna meet me?




Johnnyric Domingo
5/27/2006 1:57:08 AM

Gayyem VF itiliwannak man met ti Amasona. "tay naamo ti piliem nga ited kaniak a? Tingkio!!!

Innak iparikar tay pagidaanna! Umayakto no madamdama...




VF
5/27/2006 2:15:32 AM

Hello my Cleopatra! Come by my side and I am going to whisper you something hehehehe!

Wow! Caesar and Cleo, nice match isn't it Sherma! At least, Cleo was very gentle to Caesar Hmmmmmm.

...Caesar will give you back your lost Egypt my Cleopatra! veni vidi vici.

Hello Monica! You cannot just sit with a T-Rex! Baka no sidaen na ka! hehehe! Come and sit with Caesar! But you have to scratch my back lady....hehehehehehehehehehehehe!

Aha Ms. Arlane!!! (kita'm, nasingpetak ita!) Ania dayta insangpet mo a tsismis? Hey Ms. RoughLane....
ATTENTION.... give me TEN K! NOW! IMMEDIATELY! RIGHT NOW! hehehehe! (kayatmo ti umay ag-muse ditoy basketball teamko -kunak koma ngem baket ka metten? -nanngeg ko ket off-the-calendar ka kano metten.....'payso ading?

Sige man laengen ta makareng-reng dagitoy kakadua nga agayab!




VF
5/27/2006 2:19:08 AM

Agsubliak to gayyem Jric ta panawandakon dagidiay kakaduak. Sapay gayyem ket siak kano ti mangsangaili kadaytay puraw a kaduada! Hmmmm.... kitaek man no nadungngo ti puraw a kas kuna ni sister Jo!

Au revoir....




fred
5/28/2006 1:38:07 PM

kahoooo! lumabasak pay tanud ken kasta metten kadakayo amin a bisitana...awan pasok pati no bigat ngem agaw-awisda a rummuarkami..numona ta adu pay nga ipakni..

nia Tanud..subliak to la tay tagaykon, uray ket saan met a mabangles! lalaingem a sanggaen dagita tagbat dagiti amasona..lalo ket no inlayatda, talaga nga itagbatda!

guyodem ni Jric a para sangga ta uray ket naruam sa ketdin iti tadem...




JO
5/28/2006 2:50:23 PM

Depende met a VF no ania nga klase ti puraw?

Naimbag nga orasyo amin gagayyem,..




JO
5/28/2006 2:56:10 PM

Yes, I like to come!!, ngem awan met ti agaw-awir ngekkkk!!!!! ano ba yan!,..Paapalannak to pay laeng met!! nagsayen dungngoda?..Kasibsibet nanto pay laeng a no kadayta nga petsa........



Arlane Manzano
5/28/2006 6:33:27 PM

BAketnak, Manong VF? As of this time, I am still legally single, available and happily dating good senioritos.

Me, off-the calendar? How ungentlemanly! Kunak man no nakitam dagiti pixkon Manongko? Hmmm,milya pay laeng ti lasatek Manong sakbay a danonek ti edadmo 20 yrs ago hahaha.

Diayto kakaisuna a senioritok ti pag-muse-ak Manongko not in a shoddy team.

Same old old VF.
same ego-trippin' sexist VF.
TSk.Tsk.




Arlane Manzano
5/28/2006 6:37:04 PM

Hi Manang Jo, MAnong Fred... Kumusta ti weekendyo? Siak medyo nag-absentnak iti walayko... work, ania pay koma!



Monica Smith
5/28/2006 10:29:05 PM

I think I will sit with Q and enjoy a bag of popcorn as we watch the saga unfold.




Omnipotent Q
5/28/2006 10:41:13 PM

Monica, If for some unfathomable reason, you want sit with VF and scratch his back...well, it's up to you. If you need sharper claws, T-Rex have large clawed feet (and sharp teeth to boot!).




VF
5/29/2006 3:09:42 AM

Ouch! Napakasakit Kuya Eddie!!!!

Into no rabii kayon a sangailien kakabsat ta wan orasko ita ta kabang-bangon ko. Nabannogak a nagbasketball.

Innak man pay agdigos ta maladawakon....




VF
5/29/2006 7:10:20 AM

Tanud Fred...ipadas da a no kayada! Nakunamon, atanud, ni ka Jric ket saanen a kapten ti tadem, kasano ket adda metten kalasagna

Hmmm...kabsat Jric, baka mang-nged da ka dita ket sabali ti kampilanen da! hehehe. Awan bas-basol ko ne...

Jo... basta puraw, pure! No 'tin to met la ngamin adda dita ulom! hehehe. Tay white sausage da ditoy, naimas ania? Hm. Tay talaga a sausage ti ibagbagak! hehehe! Ipritom samo pulagidan ti mustard, samo ipalipit kadaydiay monay.... naimasen a pangrabii!




JO
5/29/2006 7:22:34 AM

Hmmm, yumm!! yummm!!! yummmm!!!,..mangited kaman? apag-iso mabisinakon 'Dre!!,...

Apay ania gamin tay simrek aya ket diak met nga nakita?..Ag-emailnakto inton madamdama gayam.




VF
5/29/2006 7:28:58 AM

Hello adingko Arlane.... kitam, mabait ako ngayon....

Wen nakitakon dagidiay kodak-kodak yo ngem kay-kayat ko a kitaen daydi retratom a pang-Miss _ _ _ _, nakatingig a nakaisem! hehehe! Kayat mo ta ipostko? hehehe!

Shoddy team? Baaaah, pogi kami amin no kunam. Siempre Ilokano! Baam ta iprint ko diay retratom ta umay da ka aremen ta tapno maipalugan da ka metten diay last trip hehehehe!

Hello Monica, penge ng popcorn! Whose saga are you talking about? Explain milady.

O-Q, watch your steps lady, adda ti dakkel a nail cutter ko ditoy bulsak.




Josie Herrema
5/29/2006 7:31:03 AM

Bip! bip! bip!



Rlane
5/29/2006 8:57:52 AM

well, adayo pay a ma-last trip-nak Manongko. Amangan no sika ti rumbeng nga i-skedyulmi iti exclusive trip? wenno cadil-lakad ti us-usaremon ta napan amin a biahen ket awanen ti pagluganamon?

Hmmm... hello sisters and brothers.




JO
5/29/2006 9:44:50 AM

Sus!!.. Nalpaska manen!!,..hehehe



Monica Smith
5/29/2006 12:13:21 PM

Read between the lines VF......



Rose Hunter
5/29/2006 1:07:22 PM

rosas ka nga inyanak ti daga
rosas ka nga agpatinggana.
sabong ingget banglo
sabong ingget pintas.
kaanonto a say-opek
banglom a tagtagiuray?
siit man ti inka ipasabat
kukuamto latta agrayo a pusok.




Raymond
5/29/2006 6:09:39 PM

Para ken tay sabong dita ngatuen ni Rose Hunter.

naisalsalomina a sabong
baggak ti agsapa inggana rabii
tangtangeden ken ar-arapaapen
umanayen a liwliwak
makita nga agmalmalem

kaanonto ngata a masukdal ka?
kaanonto ngata a makita ka?
agsabat ngata dagiti dalan ta?
maikariak met laeng ngata?
Oh Monica Monica Monica




Jerico Ray
5/29/2006 6:54:18 PM

Gayyem VF, naka-red china'n sa dagiti babbalasang, uray iyud-udimto pay laeng tay para kaniak a tiliwen.

Arlane agsapsapulak ti espesial trip ngem awan metten!

Mareng Jo & Monica, kumosta kayo met?

Rose Hunter, Raymond naimbag nga orasyo, panawan kayo pay...





Rlane
5/30/2006 9:04:49 AM

hehehe... pagdadaniwan ken pagde-date-an metten daytoy balaymo Manong VF. MAdlawdan sa ti pagkurangan daytoy abongmo.... LACK of ROMANCE hahaha.... Hello Rose Hunter ken Rosas... apo, manayonan ti love team no kasta.

Manang Jo, Insan, Raymond... hi!

Manong Echo, exclusive trip ngaruden ti papanamon. No awan latta, kumuyogkan kenni Manong VF, sigurado napan nng-HIGH JACK daytan hehehe.




Monica Smith
5/31/2006 7:09:33 AM

Insan awanen tay hunhuntingen, napan sa naglemmengen? Mayat pay ti tutugawan mi kenni Q ditoy alad ket, naimas datoy popcorn, gummy bears, potato chips (salt & vinegar flavour) hmmmm yummmy!

Guray man ta paswitak bareng rummuar diay paglemlemmengan na.

PSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT!!!!




Omnipotent Q
5/31/2006 11:18:23 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, VF has left the building!

There goes the entertainment. Darn!





VF
5/31/2006 11:50:53 AM

Wrong! I am here alive and kicking!

Madama a sig-siglutek toy nangitampongak kadaytay maysa nga amasona a natiliwko ta pa-assiwak nga ipa-ilokos!




KUPIDO
5/31/2006 1:24:37 PM

assiwam dayta amasona kunam barok? isun sa detay nakitak dita laud nga mayat kabukabna't mangga nga naaramangan! Awan, nalibasanka manen barok!



JO
5/31/2006 1:59:22 PM

Hello Rose Hunter, awan ditoy ni Rosas mapanka idiay ayanni insan Jric ta idiay iti ayuyangna.

Nasayaat met ditoy Jerico Ray uray nalamiis mayat latta adda orasko ita isu nga umayak man met maki arukattit a konada. Ket sika ngay napanmo binisita ni Rosas'en mailiw kano gaminen..hehehe

Hi apo KUPIDO, dinakla nga indawatanen tay naimas nga manggan, hmmm agubbog pay met toy ngiwaten toy ibagbagamon..




JO
5/31/2006 2:01:52 PM

Pareng VF, nalipatanka man metten nakitak laeng gamin ni apo KUPIDO ket agpitik pitik man mettay pu.so.kon..Kumosta kan, ayanna gayam tay saba nga ibagbagam?



VF
6/1/2006 7:47:16 AM

Awan... naulawak kadaydiay pinangpitik-pitik ni Sherma kadaytoy agong ko isu a diak masurotanen no ania ti aramidek. Di bale ta idi keddelennak ket sagba-bassit usit met laeng hehehe! Kasla makil-kiliti toy pusok hehehe!

Hello Rose Hunter, are you a she or a he or 'almost-she/he'? Welcome!

Raymond, welcome too.

HOY Arlane... siempre sari-sari store ngarud ti puso ditoy! Kitaem ket uray sika ket adda met ditoy nga umay mangi-date kaniak hehehe! Padasem ti seniorito Ilokano ket dikanto pulos agbabawi. MISS MANZANO, REPORTING FOR DUTY AGAIN MADAME! [no kunam to met nga awan pay nagreport di siakon ti agreport]

Hello MS... come and sit with me instead. I will offer you some honey-laced popcorns and cafe latte. And how about drinking with me in only one cup... hmmmm...

Dag kleine sister JO....pagtalnaem ta puso ta agunget toy big brother mo. hehehe!

JR, bay-am ni Alling ta siak to ti mangkuyog kenkuana idiay last trip. Padasekto nga agkatugaw kami ta no sumro tay tuglep na ket manglibasak to iti buok na sakonto mapan ipa-scientist ta bar-bareng no mapa-amok!

Hey Omni-Q, if you tell me you are a she, I will challange you for a duel, say.... "SHE LOVES ME, SHE LOVES ME NOT"....




VF
6/1/2006 7:50:08 AM

Hey KUPIDO...saan a nakalibas...baka no mangi_ _ _, isu a mayat ti karemkem na ti mangga hehehe!



Rlane
6/1/2006 9:06:45 AM

Hahaha VF.... you're funny but not adorable. Kitam' ket adda met gayam lahim nga mangk... hmm.

Manong Echo, sika laengen ti katugawko no bilang ma-last tripnak ta no ni VF ti manguray kaniak, amangan no tallon a sarrukod ti tillayonenna. Kas kuna ni Kupido, sarado metten ni Manong VF.

Sir KUPIDO, agpadawat ka man dita Mangga ken aramangmo no adda... Hello insan Jo...




Monica Smith
6/1/2006 2:12:48 PM

Before I answer tell me this VF: Do I still have to scratch your back when I'm there?



KUPIDO
6/1/2006 2:16:15 PM

which is which? ahuhummmmmmm.



Sherma Benosa
6/1/2006 7:58:59 PM

Hello...

Hey KUPIDO... Apay sika met ti matiktikawen? Di ba dapat sika ti pagdamagan... sino ba talaga ti pinanam?

La, lumabasak pay. Itugawakto ti i.com inton masangok.

Have a good day, guys!





Arlane Manzano
6/1/2006 11:18:13 PM

ayna sister, awan la't bilibkon kenni apong KUPIDO. Sir KUPIDO, kayam pay laeng?

Hey yo, Insan.

Awanen, talaga nga imbaag ni Manong VF tay ipusnan.




VF
6/2/2006 5:13:05 AM

Hey Alling saanak pay a mangkukulam ngem sur-surruek ta tapno mapa-amoka hehehe! Not adorable kunam? Hmmmm... let me ask you this question milady?

How do you measure a man for you to consider him adorable: (1) somebody WHO can fill you up, OR (2)HOW somebody can fill you up.No offense meant but it's a question intended HOW men measure a 'ganda' like you. (tingnan mo.... bait ko ano)

WATCH OUT LADY....! hehehehe! Kitaek man no talaga a saan ka pay a ma-last trip.....uyyyyyyyyyy.




VF
6/2/2006 5:31:53 AM

Scratch my back did you say Monica? Hmmm…Ask first PB, my cat. She may get jealous and she is awful if she is angry!

But why not, but please make sure you’ll not hurt my aching back and don’t bring the T-rex with you.




VF
6/2/2006 5:38:53 AM

Hello Sherma! Apay a lumabaslabas ka laeng ditoy hardin ko adingko?

Dumagas ka kadi ket itugaw mo ta kaduaen nak man a mangbilang kadagitoy petals dagitoy mulak a roses.

Sige irugita:

She loves me, She loves me, She loves me, She loves me very much.....




VF
6/2/2006 5:45:56 AM

Pay man ta nalipatak metten ni KUPIDO.

Hello KUPIDO! Apay makadlawak sa a. Kunak no LOVE ti ipan-panam ket panadu-duan sa met! Apay awan met laeng ti matamaamon a para kaniak? Kitaem dagita babbalasang dita ngato ket nagrigat da met nga ispelingen! Adda ti kumaramot, 'pakul-kulam' ken labas a labas!

Huuuuu...'mo ta siak ti pumana kunak to met! hehehe!




KUPIDO
6/2/2006 10:22:22 AM

La panaem ngarud ta kayatmon, ngem MAYSA laeng. no pudno a lalaki ka a saan a 'berde't darana" MAYSA laeng ti puntiryaem.

Arlane, basangko aglisiskan ta amangan no sulungennak ni Atanud Eddie PAdaoan nga belobed katugangam. hehehe

Sherma, aglemmengkan neneng ta amangan ke'di no didak padap-awen dita pinas da daddym no saan a matuloy tay wedding op da decade.

Monica, agpapetpetka a nalaing kenni Wishartmo ta dika maagibasan ti pana ti lakayen a baro.

Josie, agpupokka bassit ta baka sika ti last resort ni VF narigaten bitibiten la ketdi ni Puraw.

Hmmm, asinno pay aya? Femie, iha dika pay um-umay ditoy, uray sika Maricar, Arlene, Lei, Benzky... enjoy where ever you are. Don't dare come here.

I'm giving VF an hour to take his ONLY ONE SHOT.

GO my old-old boy!




VF
6/2/2006 12:29:43 PM

Naaa! Ni KUPIDO agsiudot.....!

Apay, atanud Ed, talaga kadi a manugangmo ni Alling? Ket no kuna na met a balasang pay atanud?

Kupido, agmasterak laengen nga agkulam iti puso ngem dayta one shot nga itedmo. Ken play fair met a ta saan ka nga abog! hehehehe! Asino pay ngarud ti siritek?

Hey Cupid.... you should say: GO MY-GOOD-YOUNG-BOY, offer your undying, affectionate, honest LOVE!

... and then tell to those nice beautiful girls: There you go ladies, here is a chance in a lifetime. Go grab him!

[How’s that my-good-old-senile-cupid! hehehehe!] Hmm... baka no bumlad ka cupid ket agresign kan hehehehehe!I just can see how bitter you can be by failing to do your 'math' assignment!

....love ya cupid... just 'help me make it thru the night' a kas kunada!




KUPIDO
6/2/2006 1:07:58 PM

katugangak kunana met barok? ngem ditoy listaak ke' certified balasang met. Diak la mautob no kasatno nga agkatuganganda ta di me' ag-comment ni Atanud. hmmmm, ditoy siguro ilukodotcom ti kunkunada a.ngem asinno ti anak ni Atanud Ed ditoy a mabalin nga pagkatuganganda.malaksid no sika ket putot ni 'tanud?

hihihi. makaellekak man, wen pinaksiat ko met gayam 'gitay babbalasangen hohohoho.karaho ka met ngamin nga ubing. annakko dagita apay koma nga iyappanko kenkan?agsingsingpetka ngamin barok ta uray siakon ti mangisabbuag kaniam. Ultimo panak ket kittatannaka.




Monica Smith
6/2/2006 5:02:03 PM

Okay.

T-rex is a part of me and together we are one. Without one there cannot be the other.

See you there!




Sherma Benosa
6/3/2006 1:09:03 AM

Hmmm... Sika lattan ti agbilang kadagita petalsmo, Manong VF.
I have something more interesting to count...



Someone's heartbeat.




fred
6/3/2006 1:00:30 PM

Tanud, payya pagkakaduaandaka? kaslada la uyokan aya..sumilod maysa..amin kayatna ti sumeppeg! agbalabalka iti ules ta no saanda a makakagat...



Jerico Ray
6/4/2006 11:53:56 AM

Gayyem VF, ayanmon? pumasiarka diay abong ni Ma'am Linda no adda wayam a?
Tingkyo!

Naimbag nga aldawyo amin awan labasna!




RLane
6/5/2006 8:55:30 AM

hmmm....

peace kadakayo amin gagayyem. Tukak man ni Manong VF hakhakhak. LUMNED-TUMPAW.




VF
6/5/2006 10:28:29 AM

Ayna kakabsat nga awan labas, pasensia kayon ta karegget dagitay pada tayo a saluyot ditoy ti agrag-ragsak! Siempre, saan ka met a makasaan aglalo no pinapaitan ti iyayab da sa adda pay pasala a kapet-kapet.... hehehe! Mayat kakabsat ta mariknam pay tay giteb-gited diay puso da!!!

Hello Atanud Fred. Agpayso ta pang-ngarig mo! Uyukan a kasla tangan ti saka ti kadakkel da! Sapay ta no sumilud ket tamaan da met diay puso!

...diay bangir JR, sinungbatakon kabsat ngem adda nakasiput kadaytay 'pasikaw-it' ko!

Ala kastan kakabsat ta makaringgor da.....




VF
6/5/2006 10:42:27 AM

Hoy Alling... you want to kiss the 'prince'? hehehe! Padasem ket bigla nga agparangak dita abay mo. Apay mailiw ka kaniak? Uray siak met adingko a nasingpet ket palalo ti iliw ko kadayta nasamit nga isem mo!

Peace ngaruden ha Ms. RoughLane!




Rlane
6/5/2006 10:53:20 AM

your changing lanes Mr. VF.

The Frog has been kissed and morphed into a Charming Prince, but not into a VF.hakhakhakhak.




VF
6/5/2006 10:59:29 AM

Hello Monica! PB says you may scratch my back and she will take care of the T-rex.

...perhaps you may consider bringing a bottle of Dom Pérignon and we sip it while you are rubbing my back?

Beware milady.... my PB will always be on the guard! She hates to see me getting too nice with beauties like you! hehehe!




The Professor
6/5/2006 11:13:03 AM

Someone's heartbeat Sherma? Ohhhhh !

Would you like to try my heartbeat? I can hear it myself. It’s beating with the rhythm-of-the-falling-rain -hard, pouring and torrential... Sherma, Sherma, Sherma!

...or rather She-Loves-Me, She-Loves-Me, She-Loves-Me......




VF
6/5/2006 11:26:22 AM

Oh MyRoughLane, perhaps you did not kiss the frog properly. Here's how you should do:

Close your eyes (babe)
Make a wish (VF,VF,VF)
Kiss the lips gently three times(of the frog, not me heh!)
Whisper the magic words (akin ka ngayon!)

....et voila, presto... you will get your prince charming VF in person!

......naaaaa... nakaisem iti apagbettak! hehehe! Hoy, ta katay mo!




Rlane
6/5/2006 11:43:42 AM

hahahaha... nothing has changed... the conceited VF strikes again.

I did not kiss any frog VF, I'd rather not. I capture them, put in my basket and Presto.... good for ginittaan wid pias or adobong frog or sometimes, pinirito and tinuno wid kamatis and asin....




Monica Smith
6/5/2006 12:15:36 PM

If I come, you should understand that it will be T-rex who does the scratching, while I enjoy the wine. By the way, T-rex prefers fresh meat, so be careful!

On second thought, I think I will have to stay away, as I passed by Sherma nd Arlene who tells me that you are gay. You might be interested to know that T-rex is male, and he's big, and he certainly likes to scratch. I think I'll just drop off T-rex with you, and I will go rub shoulders with Q.





Monica Smith
6/5/2006 12:35:19 PM

Ni insan ko nga Rlane kunak koma. It's Monday...Hehehehe!!



VF
6/5/2006 1:16:29 PM

Its Monday indeed and a holiday here! It was a long weekend and enjoyed the company of a beautiful girl. Charming, educated, pleasant personality and sips her fine champagne with much ‘délicatesse’.

Aw common Monica! I know you more than what you are saying now. Don’t mix salt with your latté. Don’t drink your champagne with a straw!

Don’t be like one of those who can’t tell anything worthwhile within the line of story except to melt with their own wax!

You want to prove my virility girl? Come and rub my back and make sure that the Dom Pérignon is cold enough!

[Shall I see you there? I cannot get in my bip bip!]




VF
6/5/2006 1:25:45 PM

If I change, there will be no more fun Ading ko Arlane (kitam, singpet si ako)

Ohhh!!! So, you collect a lot of frogs and kiss them one by one is that it? Hmmm.. the result will be always the same! VF a ginittaan, VF a prinito, VF nga adobo and..... VF a prince-charming mo hehehe!

Gurayka, how do you kiss a man anyway? Nakakidem wenno NAKAMULAGAT? hehehe!




Monica Smith
6/5/2006 1:51:24 PM

Shouldn't you be entertaining your lady, instead nga adda ka ditoy iluko.com.

No siak isuna ket kinatusan kan!





Rlane
6/5/2006 2:04:44 PM

Straight Punch, side kick and a total double knock-out blast no siak Insan.... but of course, VF's "girls" are not actually girls because VF is a "girl" herself.



VF
6/5/2006 2:06:50 PM

Je aime beaucoup ma liberté mademoiselle Monique ! And I make sure that nobody will take that away from me! Just as you once said, I watch with much impunity!

[except perhaps when the day comes that my heart will ‘love’ again]




Monica Smith
6/5/2006 2:10:21 PM

There is time for play
There is time for iluko.com
There is time for your lady

........unless nga kunkunan laeng tapno saan da nga ibaga nga bakling ka.

What do you think insan?

(sorry, Manong VF) Bakan to ketdi siak ti umay na katusan.






Monica Smith
6/5/2006 2:14:02 PM

compris!

merci




Rlane
6/5/2006 2:15:47 PM

hanred persen korak insan. ayna! rummuar ti kinaamasonak no kastoy laeng.MAn ta innak bassit agbike dita ruar, madama ti lunch break dagitay Firemen Insan...



Monica Smith
6/5/2006 2:18:27 PM

Isurot nak insan, adda metten ti agunget gamin.



VF
6/5/2006 2:25:11 PM

Tsk. Tsk. Arlane... in here, we dance tango and tango will be! But I can always dance whatever music you like....

...wanna try kapet-kapet for a night with me? Who knows, you may capture my avenging heart?




Rlane
6/5/2006 2:44:45 PM

intan kunak koman Insan ngem nasaripatpatak tay KFC dita next block. Tsktsk, imbes nga fat-burning ti aramidek, amangan no added fats ti masalawko no ituloyko. NO adda agunget, ungtam met Insan, apay isu la ti maymayaten?

Who's heart to be captured VF? Not if I didn't know about your SS's spying my guard. Nor hearing you brag about confining Gabie Silang of Ilocos Sur?

Dancing partners for a night? Nah, NOT interested VF, mind your own business and I'll keep mine.

End of Conversation... Point blank.




VF
6/5/2006 2:46:13 PM


Oh! Ms. Smith, I already sent her away! They are only good for a 'Saturday-night-fever'!

Wrong. What I have in my schedule are:

Time for work;
Time for Idotcom (when I need to relax, at home or at work);
Time for play when opportunity knocks (weekends only);
Time for the community;
I still have to ‘marry’ that “lady”, then I will quit the second and third above!

[want to apply?]




VF
6/5/2006 2:58:33 PM

Hahahahahaha!

Arlane! Point Blank?

That is pre-meditated murder my dear! Aim it again and shoot straight into my heart!

Confining GS? And why not? You seem to be a priced trophy!

hehehehe! talaga nga awan sintas mo ania?




Rlane
6/5/2006 3:06:57 PM

hahahaha... well, not a bad attempt of making a lady paint a smile VF (pure smile this time)

>======>> there is comes VF. straight to your bleeding heart, it's a subtle killer so you won't really feel the pain.




Rlane
6/5/2006 3:08:08 PM

there it comes... again >============>> just making sure you get the right dose.



josie
6/5/2006 3:16:07 PM

Awan pasangi met diay bangir a iti pangitorongam ta sika met iti sangwenna dayta panam? idiay bangir a tapno sabtenna adingko! hehehe



KUPIDO
6/5/2006 5:31:04 PM

ahihihihi.

surngi nga agpayso balasangko. ngem mayat dayta teknikmo.
ta bagim ti panaemon ta datoy baro ke' idi pay laeng a nasulekmo. dagita biradana ket styleko idi a nangpasungbat ken ni Nanam. Tigre me' idi ke'ngem idi naramananna ti karinyo de panak, ay! naminpinsan nga immamo.

josie, balasangko adda pay la dumges a panaas?




Omnipotent Q
6/5/2006 8:07:03 PM

I am jealous and envious of you VF, with all the virtual women, virtually pining after the Virtual Friend. Surely you must have a lot of virtual virtues with all these virtual virgins taking an interest in you.

Besides which Monica is not your type if I read you correctly you want a traditional woman barefeet, pregnant and cooking in the kitchen! I don't think that image suits Monica. But good luck trying to domesticate her.






josie
6/6/2006 12:38:13 PM

Ania a iti panagkonam ken mariknam KUPUDO sika iti agay aywan kadagiti puso isu nga ammom dayta.



josie
6/6/2006 12:40:01 PM

Ni sorry my dear,. KUPIDO konak koma. hehehe



Omnipotent Q
6/6/2006 9:27:00 PM

VF, you seem to have good luck with all the ladies, give me a few pointers will you? I am interested in one of the ladies, but I am batting zero.



VF
6/7/2006 9:40:04 PM

Hop la! You missed again Arlane! You can’t just shoot VF like that. You need to be a breath away if you aim. Hmmm... try again missy!

Kleine sis Jo, isurom man ni Arlane no kasano ti pumana iti nasingpet a baro!

KUPIDO, hehehe! Saan ka nga agibulgar. Awan ton ti masutil ko.

You are going too obvious now Omni-Q! Who said I am after a particular lady? VF here is just trying to be friendly with everybody. And wrong, I like to have my girl make herself always beautiful while I do the cooking. [...and you should know what comes next after dinner hehehe!]

Batting Zero? Aim higher O-Q, say within the height of the heart?




Omnipotent Q
6/7/2006 9:52:58 PM

Huh? Please read my posting again.

I said that I am interested in one particular lady, not you.

After dinner comes.......wine?

Please, VF I need more specific details. Generalities leaves me in the dark.




VF
6/8/2006 7:57:01 AM

Wine? Of course wine. But I like my wine with my dinner.

...then tell who that particular Lady Omni-Q.

But if SHE is also that special to me, then I am sorry, you have to battle a square fight with me.




Omnipotent Q
6/8/2006 11:31:06 AM

If you have the wine during dinner, then I take it the dish that comes afterwards is even more tender and succulent.

I can not say who the special lady is, VF. It is for me to know, and for others to guess. Perhaps we will do battle, but not today.





VF
6/11/2006 6:58:56 AM

Haaaaaaw!

What a week! Uray no weekend no adda agkasapulan ket kapilitan a rummuar ka a mapan tumulong! [isu siguro a madi datao makatiliw iti amasona hehehe]

Kumosta kayo amin kakabsat nga awan labas....

Husto diay imbagam kleine sis Jo, pasurngi diay pana ni RoughLane. Iyam-amak ko no diay dapan ko ti matama-an na ket diakton makamatan isuna hehehe!

Hello RoughLane! I like your 'pure smile'. Enchanting, captivating and fascinating!

Husto diay imbaga ni KUPIDO, no mapa-amom, uray no tigre ket umisem hehehe! And mind you, tigers are like domestic cats, umayda agpasaklot ken lumagid-lagid a sidudung-ngo!




VF
6/11/2006 7:14:04 AM

....ohhh! I do like my rack-of-lamb tender and succulent Omni-Q! And I want it all smothered with mint sauce then lick dry all possible crevices I can!

Then I’ll finish it with a little gulp of cognac! Hehehe, what else can you say?

Now, just be careful you don’t touch that special lady you are talking about. SHE can be mine! hehehe!




Omnipotent Q
6/11/2006 8:58:47 AM

What if the rack-of-lamb comes with strings attached that keeps it all together?

And about the special Lady: May the best man win, but in your case (from what I hear) perhaps that would be a special lad for you?






Jerico Ray
6/11/2006 11:14:00 AM

Pangngaasiyo ta agsubliakto VF ken gagayyem. Apaman a makasubliak diay Home Base ko ket umayakto man paslsalapun ditoyen.



VF
6/11/2006 11:17:27 AM

LAD? Darn O-Q! ....and you use hearsays as your line of defence? Aw! Common, we talk serious business here and don’t become a miserable opponent!

If I am correct from my inference, you are also a lady who wants to be treated as one! Get off your cloak and.... who knows, one of the cultured ‘lads’ here may like to pour mint sauce all over you hehehe!

[...then you may as well want to try me, I got a special mint sauce... hehehe!]

Strings attached in my rack-of-lamb? Hehehe! I eat the succulent and the tender flesh and leave the bones for you!

... I take only the BEST!




VF
6/11/2006 11:23:52 AM

O.... pare JR.....

agsubli ka latta gayyem. Ita la a makatugawak ta adu ti tinaming ko. Dagitay amasona... dimo la nakita ida? Baka no imbaag dan dagitay ipus da! hehehe!

Siputam dayta O-Q dita ngato ket kasla maysa met nga amasona ngem naka-abungot laeng!




Omnipotent Q
6/11/2006 12:08:10 PM

VF,

Believe it or not, I was doing you a favor! I don't recall you denying Sherma's allegations, so I was giving you an opportunity to do so now. I'm glad you stepped up to the plate.

Speaking of plates, I only partake in the freshest dishes. No left-overs for me, not now, not ever. You can not have the best VF, as I will be saving that for myself! But I am a generous man; you can have the SECOND best.




Jerico Ray
6/11/2006 12:52:57 PM

Hahahahahahaha! dumawat ka man ket ti ladawanna ta ibinglayannakto. Awan met la ti sakit ti pusom Gayyem VF? Baka maatakeka! Nalalasbang ngamin dagiti amasona.



VF
6/11/2006 1:17:40 PM

Believe it or not Omni-Q but I don’t need a favour at all. And hop-la, don’t name names here because this is just between you and me.

About somebody else’s allegations, I don’t need to confirm or deny anything for it was a part of a play that needs a twist and I am always a good player. [pity you just cannot contain your emotions in only one place!]

I should not be surprised because you called yourself envious! And you want to destroy me for that? No way man! (or woman?)

... and I don’t share my dish to anybody either! I don’t take any second best from you, not ever!




VF
6/11/2006 1:21:26 PM

Hehehe! Kayat mo Pare JR? Ammom, impabulod kaniak ni James Bond tay magic nga anteohos na!

Agaraga-ag kabsat hehehe!




Omnipotent Q
6/11/2006 4:32:40 PM

It sounds like you're taking this a little too seriously. Let's not forget that this is a virtual forum. Be realistic, man! Why would I really be envious of you? (I used envious and jealous to start a conversation, are my points of entry in the world of iluko.com. What a mistake?) Don't blow a gasket - its not worth it. If you want stress, I'm sure real life has that to offer. Here, let's just take it light and keep a sense of humour.

Q is signing off the air, folks, permanently. I think I'll take up the violin and play away the hours peacefully.




Arlane Manzano
6/11/2006 9:21:46 PM

pssttt, VF....

O-Q...

MAnong Echo....




VF
6/11/2006 11:44:08 PM

Hello Arlane.... nice seeing you around girl hehehe! Awan maisutil ko ita ta adu ti tamingek a trabaho. Where is your twin sister?



VF
6/12/2006 12:01:59 AM

Nothing was taken seriously Omni-Q and I am aware this is a virtual world! And I use a diamond gasket to make sure that only diamond drill bits can blow gaskets away!

....would you like me to bring my cello and join you? It will make a perfect duo to play Mozart’s Requiem....

[hehehe, look who is taking things too seriously!]




Severino Pader
6/13/2006 4:23:25 AM

VF, Barok, (saan nga tay sabali a barok ah) patokarenyo man kenni Omni-Q tay Por Te Volare ta agdenngeg kami kenni Arlane. Agawaam nakkong ta pumanaw san ni O-Q...



VF
6/13/2006 1:31:24 PM

Tatang Sev, no siak ni 'Barok' sumapul ka ngarud ti 'Segundina'k' tapno kumpleto hehehe!

Okay 'Tang Sev... Omni-Q will play the violin, I play the cello and you sing?

"It would be nice
if we could put away
and throw out everything
except what really mattered,
but reality is just cruel." ~~~~~~




spyder.com
6/13/2006 8:06:55 PM

Barok a Nakkong ti kayat ko a sawen, sika met VF... Ngem no ni Barok a nobyo ni Gundina ti kayat mo , a ket mayat latta a barok...

Apay a pagkataennak man metten... agdenngeg la ti kayatko... Por Ti Volare kunak koma, tay bersyon ni Andrea Bocelli...




Sherma Benosa
6/13/2006 8:57:36 PM

Hmmmm.....

/That means good morning./




VF
6/14/2006 1:24:33 AM

Oh HELLO Sherma! Welcome back!

NO, it means ‘good bye’. Ni Tatang Sev ket adda pagkasentimental na isu nga in-request na a kumpanyaranmi while he sings the song.

It’s a nice song by Andrea Bocelli in Spanish. Here is the rough translation*

[Okay Tang Sev... here we go... one and two and three...]

When I live alone
I dream of a horizon with no words.
In the shadow and amongst lights for my sight it's all black
if you are not with me . . . here.
You in your world separated from mine by an abyss.
Hear call me I'll fly to your distant world.


For you I'll fly. Wait for me I'll arrive
My trip's end is you for living it we two.
For you I'll fly by skies and seas up to your love.
Opening the eyes at last with you I'll live
When you are far I dream of an horizonwith no words.
And I know that you are always there,
There a moon made for me always illuminated for me
Because of me, because of me, because of me . . .


For you I'll fly wait for me I'll arrive
my trip's end is you with you I'll live.
For you I'll fly by skies and seas up to your love.
Opening the eyes at last with you I'll live.
For you I'll fly by skies and seas up to your love.
Opening the eyes at last with you I'll live.


For you I'll fly . . .





Sherma Benosa
6/14/2006 1:33:14 AM

VF, what I meant was:

My 'hmmmm' means good morning. Hay naku!




VF
6/14/2006 2:52:05 AM

Hehehe! Ms. Benosa, who knows it’s a two pronged Hmmmm.....

Naimbag koma no dika am-ammo nga amasona!

Good morning ngarud ading ko...




Severino Pader
6/14/2006 4:14:35 AM

VF, barok, rugiam man ti mangsutil kenni nalasbangen...
Adtoy ti espanyol na ne...
kantaemon la... uno, dos, tres!

Por Ti Volare

Cuando vivo solo
sueňo un horizonte
falto de palabras.
En la sombra y entres luces
todo es negro para mi mirada
Si tu no estas junto a mi . . .aqui.

Tu
en tu mundo
separado del mio por un abismo.
Oye
llamame
yo volare
a tu mundo lejano.

Por ti volare
espera que llegare
mi fin de trayecto eres tu
para vivirlo los dos.

Por ti volare
por cielos y mares
hasta tu amor.
Abriendo los ojos por fin
contigo vivire.

Cuando estas lejana
sueňo un horizonte
falto de palabras.
Y yo se que simpre estas ahi, ahi,
una luna hecha para mi,
siempre iluminada para mi,
por mi, por mi, por mi . . .

Por ti volare
espera que llegare
mi fin de trayecto eres tu
contigo yo vivire.

Por ti volare
por cielos y mares
hasta tu amor.
Abriendo los ojos por fin
contigo yo vivire.

Por ti volare
por cielos y mares
hasta tu amor.
Abriendo los ojos por fin
contigo yo vivire.
Por ti volare . . .

.....................

Adios, barok! Hasta la vista...




Rlane
6/14/2006 9:17:19 AM

buenas diaz kakabsat.

Sir Sev, uray no anian ti kunkunam... lumabasak manen.




josie herrema
6/14/2006 1:11:18 PM

Dayta intinnagda man ta kalkalainganan..Hello Sherma kumosta kan?. Pareng VF naka panawdan dagita bisitamon?..Kumosta ading Arlane, apay nga lumabaska laeng?..la wen uray siak saanak met nga agbayagen, innak pay gagayyem inton maminsanen.



Severino Pader
6/14/2006 5:23:00 PM

Halla, agManangBiday kayo manen...



Arlane Manzano
6/14/2006 10:19:04 PM

hep hep... presentnak met.



JRIC
6/15/2006 12:43:23 AM

Tumaw-agak laeng met. Aguni kayto no pinnangan, ta isu ti paglaingak!



Arlane Manzano
6/15/2006 10:14:35 AM

umabayak man Manong JRIC. adda kadi pinadsoda?



VF
6/15/2006 12:13:13 PM

Gayyem J'ric... tumugaw ka kadi ta denggem toy consierto mi kada Tang Sev kenni O-Q!

Hello Ms. Arlane.... apay asino ti pinadso da a kunkunam? Ni O-Q siguro ta nag-sanud metten! Adda kano kursonada na a balasang.... [baka met no sika?] ngem diak met ipalubos a no kasdiay laeng ti pamay-anna!

Uray no sutil toy manong mo ket saan ka met a basta ipasida a, sika met!




Arlane Manzano
6/15/2006 1:48:46 PM

ayna Manong VF, damdamagek man kenni Manongko JRIC no adda pinartiyo ditoy balaymo ta umay metten makipangan. No magustuak ti pinartiyo ah ket, makipangannak met uray awan kumbidar.

Tenk yu, tenk yu Manong VF, diak met agpasida ah. Bah, adu ti agsangiten no kasta laeng. Ngem saan a siak daydiay kunkuna ni O-Q ta di kami talo hehehe.




Severino Pader
6/16/2006 3:39:04 AM

Mang Cliff, napnapanam aya...
psssst Arlane,
lumabasak laeng...





Arlane Manzano
6/16/2006 2:31:14 PM

kunakto pay...

Tsk! nan ta sarunuek ni Manong Bidoy.




Severino Pader
6/16/2006 8:49:49 PM

naaaa! adda umip-ipos nga MB kaniak...



Sherma Benosa
6/16/2006 9:14:19 PM

Manong VF, Fathers' Day inton bigat.

Gapu ta awan pay met natiliwmo nga amasona, i greetka lattan a iti, "Happy Manongs' Day!"

Kabarbaro pay laeng dayta nga okasyon; kaidekdeklarak laeng. Hehehehe





Arlane Manzano
6/16/2006 10:02:47 PM

no adda Manong's Day, kaano met ti Manang's Day ken Amasona Day sister?

well, Happy Manong's Day ngarud Manong VF. aguray ka, di pay nakatiliw iti amasona kunam sister, ngem amangan met no intarayan ti amasona ket adda nagapuananda nga little amasona? ala, tsismis...

Manong Cliff, happy father's day kenni Angkel nga daddym. uray sika sister!

ne, innakon ta ipigek ni Sir Sev.




Sherma Benosa
6/16/2006 10:44:48 PM

Every day is Amazona Day, sister! Hehehehe

'La ka, umaynaka bauten, la!




VF
6/17/2006 12:40:02 AM

Ni Tang Sev nagbalin metten a sentimental. Daytoy man ti kansionen ta la para kadagitay na-atap nga amasona (hmmm… awan ti innaganak Tatang ha !)

“To all the girls I've loved before
Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before”…. Hehehe!

Arlane, ala pasensiakan kadaytoy manong mo ta medio adu ti pakakumikuman na isu a diak maka-padso ita iti bassit a kalding! Thank you adingko ta kabla-aw mo [ngem may-mayat koma a no tulungannak nga agbalin a pader hehehe!] HMM… ta keddel mo, dimo pay la naidisso! Ania aya dayta ibagbagam a manong Bidoy? No sika ti inawagak ti manang BADAYlane hehehe!

Ka Jric, anusam pay laeng a pespesen tay parek ta diak pay masango ti mangkali tay maysa a burnay dita sirok! Ken kurang sa pay ti isbo na isu a diak masigurado no naingelen!('pagisunto no makatiliwak iti amasona)




JRIC
6/17/2006 12:46:47 AM

Happy Father's Day! Gayyem VF. Nakasagana met laeng Gayyem tay importante a masapul iti Father's Night? Sapay koma...
Rapitemman ket ti dua a tiliwen ta para kaniak ta maysa!

Saan a siak ni Manong Bidoy. Lumabasak pay gagayyem...




VF
6/17/2006 12:58:38 AM

Thank you Sherma adingko kadayta kablaaw mo uray no saanak pay a qualified! Napalalo ti pinang-mulmulengleng ko kadagitoy tallo nga screen ko ket salsaludsudek no kasano ti agmember hehehe!

Bar-bareng adda sumungbat a mangibaga: Hey VF, I love you too and lets get married and have ten little amasonas hehehehe!

[did you say everyday is Amasona day? AHA! That is a declaration of war! Ania ti makuna yo kakadua nga Amasona Hunters?]




VF
6/17/2006 1:02:08 AM

Hehehehe! Saan ka nga agkasta Ka J'ric... rapiten ti dua?

Pay man, nice idea kabsat!

Ala, Happy Tatangs day then and say Hi to Kumander & Unyul!




Susje
6/17/2006 2:56:35 AM

Happy Father's Day or Manong's Day konak met ta diak nga sigorado, hehehe

Keep up the good works manongko.




Severino Pader
6/17/2006 10:30:32 AM

daytoy ti kumpleto barok ne... siasino kadi ti pangidatonam ta kaduaenka...
>>------>>
To all the girls I've loved before
Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before
To all the girls I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the girls I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the girls who shared my life
Who now are someone else's wives
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before
To all the girls who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the girls I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the girls we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved before
To all the girls we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved before

Psssssssst, Pare JRic... musta ti Father's Night mo? hehehe

Umad-adu ti Manong Bidoy ken Manang Biday isu nga ideklarak met nga everyday is Manong Bidoy/Mannag Biday's Day!!!




Monica Smith
6/18/2006 8:48:41 AM

Happy Manong's Day Manong Cliff (good one Sherma)



VF
6/18/2006 12:43:49 PM

Hey, dank u wel Kleine Zusje! Hal-ot Jo, talaga nga agbaliktad toy dilak everytime I speak Dutch! Germanic is too different from Latin based languages!

Wow, c’est gentil Mademoiselle Monique! Merci beaucoup and nice to see you back in my courtyard! But do you believe that there will ever be a Manong’s Day?

I do...

Tang Sev! Inrugik laeng daydiay kansion ha! Awan basbasol ko no adda ti mang- underline diay parte na a:

“To all the girls I once caressed~~~”…. pay ‘tang no isurom kadi met toy barom! hehehehe!




marie domingo
6/18/2006 7:52:36 PM



Manong Cliff, Happy Father's Day!




Monica Smith
6/18/2006 8:50:02 PM

Care to provide more details?


"To all the girls I loved before.....I think you should know, that I tested positive...."

- parody by Andre Phillipe Gagnon





Lei
6/18/2006 8:58:32 PM

Just dropping by, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY NINONG! mwah!



Arlane Manzano
6/18/2006 10:09:48 PM

Siak, tulunganka nga agbalin a Pader Manong VF? hehehe. Can't you go back to any of the girls you loved before? sabagay, GIRLSda pay laeng idi, not a woman. Diak la impagarup...

...Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along.... (and never came back... pimmanawda kadi a di man la nagpakada? hmmm, apay ngata a pinanawandaka?)

just asking anyway... 'tay keddelko? nagpa-manicure-ak idi kalman, can't compromise my nails, huh!




VF
6/19/2006 12:56:52 AM

Hello Marie... Thank you adingko! Kumusta ni 'unyol? Pakibagam metten kenni ka-Jric ti Happy Tatang's Day! Ken ne....taldengam ti barut ta tapno di makabulos hehehe!

Hello ka-Jric! Saanka a puligos a puligos kadayta padol mo ta amangan no maipulipol ta nanged-nged a talim ket lalo la ngarud a dika maka-adayo hehehe! Joke only pare ko! Mayka man ketdi ta kalien ta diay burnay ti basi!




VF
6/19/2006 1:01:48 AM

Ayna... mapadayawanak man iti idadagas tay anakko ti kasar!

Hello Lei? Awan la ti maiburay mo a damag dita?

A...ni Ms. L, lumaplapsat latta kunam? Hmmmm...awan met pay tay ur-urayek nga ipatulod na....baka no nakabawan nan hehehe!




VF
6/19/2006 1:38:17 AM

Kunak to ket nga adda makakita! Ninto met Tang Sev ta ti la irugrugi na!

Le-me-se....

Aguraykayo, Monica was asking more details: Hmmmm....

"To all the girls I loved before.....I think you should know, that I tested positive (before)...." she wrote!

Oh.....! Really?

And who was the doctor who tested you dear? Let me call my secretary if she can get you an appointment with Dr. VF. He may find you the correct diagnosis....smile Monica; VF is a good doctor here!

And here is another curious about the song: Miss Arlane? You missed this part of the song girl:

~~~~The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And I just send them away~~~~

... and they all come with varied colours.... brunettes, red heads not forgetting blondes and no strings attached! hehehe I send them away....

awan kas met lang tay pay-od ni Ilokana Allingko! Nadungngo, nalailo ken napudno! Ken maysa, baka no malipatak ton ti ag-French into no lakayakon hehehe! kasanon to pay nga ibagak ti “ay-ayaten ka unay-unay dung-ngo”!




Severino Pader
6/19/2006 1:45:05 AM

Barok, saan a bale tay 'caressed' ngem daytoy ne...

...To all the girls who shared my life
Who now are someone else's wives ...

Nagkas-angen aya...Dimo itulok a kasta barok ta dikanto ket bauten... lagipem dagidi insurok kenka...




Sherma Benosa
6/19/2006 4:22:04 AM

Hey friends, siak man ti agkanta tapno lumawag bassit ti lubong tayo...


ONE IN A MILLION YOU
by Larry Graham

Love had played its games on me so long
I started to believe I'd never find anyone
Doubt had tried to convince me to give in, said, "You can't win"
But one day the sun came a shinin' through
The rain had stopped and the skies were blue
And oh, what a revelation to see
Someone was saying "I love you" to me

A one in a million chance of a lifetime
And life showed compassion
And sent to me a stroke of love called "You"
A one in a million you

I was a lonely (wo)man with empty arms to fill
Then I found a piece of happiness to call my own
And life is worth livin' again
For to love you to me is to live

A one in a million chance of a lifetime
And life showed compassion
And sent to me a stroke of love called "You"
A one in a million you
A one in a million chance of a lifetime
And life showed compassion
And sent to me a stroke of love called "You"
One in a million you
A one in a million you




VF
6/19/2006 5:31:35 AM

Diak sa met makasuraten yong... diak pay makatrabahon! Nakamulenglengak metten!

...mai-iyilaak man kadayta a kansion Sherma? [para kadi kaniak dayta?] Hmmm...

aguray:

"The rain had stopped and the skies were blue
And oh, what a revelation to see
Someone was saying 'I love you' to me"

[COULD IT BE ME?]




Susje
6/19/2006 5:56:21 AM

May kulkuleng dagitoymatak
rupak tay lumabbaga
barukongko tay agkibba kibba
ayna aglusdoynak san kaka!

Ang sweet naman nila hay!!




diosko
6/19/2006 6:08:09 AM

Wen sika VF ditoy ti nangipostean na nabayag nga adda kayatna kenka dimo madlaw



VF
6/19/2006 6:12:35 AM

'Let It Be Me' kunak koma Tang Sev ngem baka no agunget ka!

...ken saan a nakas-ang Tang. Aguray ka ta nayonak diay kansion MO:

"To all the girls who shared my life
Who now are someone else's wives ...

I AM GLAD THEY ARE ALIVE
TO THINK OF ME EVERY NIGHT
of the girls I shared my life.....




Severino Pader
6/19/2006 6:20:18 AM

ket ania ti kuna si Sherma Barok?
para kenka kadi diay kansion na?
ala lalaingen ngarud a Barok, saan nga dagita someone else's wives ti panpanunotem... nalpas dagidiayen!




VF
6/19/2006 7:29:28 AM

Klein Susje alluadam no ma-atake ka hehehe! Umanges ka! -one and two and three!

Hey 'diosko'... may you have the tongue of an angel! Mabalin ti maki-am-ammo ading?

Hm. Tang Sev… ‘mok man pay…sika man ketdi ti mangsaludsod? Hehehe!




Sherma Benosa
6/19/2006 7:30:30 AM

Hey "Diosko," ikutuam man bassit amin nga postek ditoy i.com and present me just one posting (by me) that would support your claim.

You may accuse me of anything — in jest or otherwise — but there are two rules you need to obey for you to be taken seriously:

First, you must get off your cloak.
Second, gather strong proofs.

If you can’t do both, better get lost!




Arlane Manzano
6/19/2006 9:01:03 AM

get lost, uhuh! bigbigat Sister...

hehehe. Amasona Day manen. Happy Amosona Day Sister.

peace yo!




Sherma Benosa
6/19/2006 9:17:21 AM

Response to Diosko’s posting (which was deleted by the blog owner)

"Diosko," maangawak iti kakasta no saanka a nakaabungot. If you are, sorry but you can't. Allergikak kadagiti nakaabungot nga agposte iti iklasklasifay ko nga "irresponsible." I also post things that some would classify below the belt, but I ALWAYS USE MY NAME so that the person I am teasing would know who his or her "enemy" is.

Sorry if you are distracted by my english, so am I, but that's just how I am. I find it easier to write using the language. It doesn't have anything to do with my being a "writer" because, as you can see, I have yet a lot to learn about writing.

I have reasons for being wary of such postings, of which I won't tell you, but for which I believe I am in the right to demand the first of the two things I posted earlier: GET OFF YOUR CLOAK.

You know why? I am at the losing end. I am using my name; you are not. Whatever you post could destroy me; whatever I say won't harm you because you are protected by your anonymity.

Sorry if I did not take your posting the way you “intended” it to be — a joke — but where I am concerned, the rule still applies:

Do not post anything you cannot place alongside your real name.

That’s a basic form of courtesy accorded to people who opt to use their real names. I am sure even you would agree to that.




Arlane Manzano
6/19/2006 12:47:41 PM

i agree sister. Diosko, no mabain ka hehehe, ag-emailka laengen kenni Sisterko like APong Kupido... ngak!



Severino Pader
6/19/2006 7:02:37 PM

Barok VF, maamakak nga mangsaludsod kaniana ta ne umas-asuk met ti lapayagnan...

Sherma dika unay 'ding ket ta pusom!!!

Sika met diosko, ti la malablabid mo... surotem diay advice ni Arlane to kayat mo pay ti agbiag!




Sherma Benosa
6/19/2006 8:07:28 PM

Manong Sevie! Sika met... Good morning, kabsat! :-) I'm feeling better. Nakaturogakon, eh. Hehehehe

Sister! How are you? Good Morning!

Hey, Manong VF! Howdy?




Sherma Benosa
6/19/2006 8:12:59 PM

Nyek, adda gayam salsaludsoden ni Manong Sevie...

Is it for VF? Lemme see... Is VF telling me he loves me? Isuna manong ti pagsaludsodam. /Allaka VF, tanangem ti agsungbat. Agkamalika iti sungbat: TSAK! Insigida a maisina ta ulom./

Kidding aside, the song is for the one who tells me he loves me morning and night; and clogs the phone lines just so he would hear my voice. Nyehehehehe

Sister, how's your seniorito?




Clifton Pascua
6/19/2006 11:13:05 PM

Ne, Tang Sev, awanen ti asuk diay simburyon ni Sherma. Mabalin mon a saludsoden diay pasalsaludsod ni VF hehehe!

Hoy Arlane, kayat mo ta pagtimogen kayo nga agsister? hehehe! Kumosta adingko? Dinak kayat a senioritom?

Hehehehe! Sherma, mabalin ti tumawag kenka? Ngem ne, baka adda ti ka-party line mo! hehehe!




Sherma Benosa
6/19/2006 11:24:13 PM

Ow, busy diay linya, manong, ammomon ti gapuna...



Sherma Benosa
6/19/2006 11:26:04 PM

"Ow, NO busy diay linya, manong, ammomon ti gapuna..." kunak koma.



Severino Pader
6/20/2006 12:10:47 AM

Ania pay ti saludsodek ket sinungbatanna metten...

Barok, no saan nga agpaay kenka, saan latta.
Tay kano kua ni Cesar ket kukua ni Cesar.
Ket tay met kua ni VF ket kukua ni VF...
No busy, ket busy! jajajaja

Hi Sherma!!! Balasangko, nice to see you smiling wickedly again...
Text monto man ketdi tay number mo ta textkanto met...




Sherma Benosa
6/20/2006 12:14:40 AM

Manong! Madik ba naited kaniam? I thought I did...
Hmmm...





Severino Pader
6/20/2006 12:54:40 AM

Landline met ti tinawagak idi... saan a celfon...



Monica Smith
6/20/2006 6:20:33 AM

"To all the girls I loved before.....I think you should know, that I tested positive

(before)...."

Oh.....! Really?

And who was the doctor who tested you dear? Let me call my secretary if he can get you an appointment with Dr. Monica. She may find you the correct diagnosis....smile VF; Dr. Monica is a good doctor here! Now, cough twice!

(You DO know when to cough for a Doctor, don't you...?)




Monica Smith
6/20/2006 6:22:13 AM

Apay aghihiblood ka Sherma, lunes na lunes itugaw mo ngamin apura kanto la nga apura. Overworked ka nga padak wenno workaholic....hehehehe!



Sherma Benosa
6/20/2006 6:44:43 AM

Manong Sevie! Ay wen gayam ta busy diay CP'k a kanayon! (Joke, Nyehehehe)
Don't worry... Will email you! I know I got your number, ngem nagsukatak iti unit (ta nag-give up metten diay dati nga usarko); saan a nai-save idiay simko diay # sika. Diak na-retrieve!

Hey Monica! Howdy? Am not HB anymore; adda nangay-ayo kaniak. Hehehe







Clifton Pascua
6/20/2006 6:49:57 AM

Doctor, doctor, am I sick?
Call my sweetheart, very quick.
Doctor, doctor shall I die?
Tell my darling not to cry….

Hehehehe!

Hey Monica! Dr. VF said you are indeed positive! Want an RX?




Monica Smith
6/20/2006 11:45:38 AM


My dear patient, you are ill
You might get better, if you take this pill
but as for your Honey,
She's looking forward to the insurance money!




Monica Smith
6/20/2006 11:54:32 AM

Opppssss!!!!! Darn it, Martes gayam tatta.....hehehehe!



Sherma Benosa
6/20/2006 11:59:13 AM

Hehehehehehe

Diak pay laeng agkomkomentario ta urayek pay ti sungbat diay pasientem. Ngem doctor kano met isuna?




Monica Smith
6/20/2006 12:02:16 PM

Sinno ti nangay-ayo kenka Sherma? Iyarasaas mon ah....





Sherma Benosa
6/20/2006 12:10:46 PM

Umasidegka ah ngarud kaniak tapno di da mangngeg!

*******************

hehehehehehe Sikretota dayta, wen? Hehehehee




Monica Smith
6/20/2006 12:19:46 PM

Hehehehehe! I see!

Wen sekreto ta, saan ka nga madanagan. Next time nga umay naka ay-aywen, ibagam ta burgandy roses ti isagot na, data ngamin chocolates nga intedna naket..... naku 'day masisira ang figure mo.

(sorry pumpkin I have to run, back to the grinder I go. You go home and sleep well).




Sherma Benosa
6/20/2006 12:34:34 PM

How about burgundy roses AND chocolates? hehehehe





Clifton Pascua
6/20/2006 3:05:50 PM

Hop la! Ania ti tsismis yo dita a dua?

Burgundy-red Roses? Hmmmm....pay man!





Arlane Manzano
6/20/2006 7:16:07 PM

sister: my senyorito is very fine (kano, isu met ti kunana).

Dare from VF: Hoy Arlane, kayat mo ta pagtimogen kayo nga agsister? hehehe! Kumosta adingko? Dinak kayat a senioritom?

SUNGBAT: amangan no sikanto pay la ti ipullasitmi Manong. Dika pay masiluan ta maysa, mapagtinnim-ogna kami ketdin? You, my senyorito? get a number Manongko and come back the first week of August. Fully booked ngaminen ket iyuraymo ti pannakaawag ti numerom.

Kakabsat: agsubliakto ket paypayapayannak ni Allan.




Monica Smith
6/20/2006 7:21:15 PM

Hehehehe!

Mayat ti panangtiram insan! Makaellekak man dayta fully booked. Ket no siak ti umay bumisita kenka, kasapulan ti appointment insan?

Apay dinak met aya ibirokan ti senyoritok? Kitaem ni sister mo ket adda mangay-ayon kenkuana.




Johnnyric Domingo
6/20/2006 10:35:32 PM

Nakalettad met ti agdanmo Gayyem VF. Immayak ta mailiwak met kadakayo, adu ti istoriayo a diak mapagsusurot. Agdengngegakman ketdi.



Clifton Pascua
6/21/2006 2:33:13 AM

Hehehe Pare J’ric, saan a nakalektad dayta! Adda ti guardia na! Agalluad ka, nauyong a kumagat, lalo ket pateng-nged ti style na no naka-attack mode. Kasla Doberman! hehehe!

Hoy Arlane, inusar ko tay style ni meyor, pinasuksokak diay nakaiggem ti ticket-number-one! Siak itan ti umuna dita linia a kunkonam!

¿O mi estimado Seniorita Arlane,
cuando es usted que va a dar su dulce sí?

Hak hak hak hak

…ne awan kineddelan kunak ket !

HELLO EVERYBODY




Sherma Benosa
6/21/2006 3:07:03 AM

Naaaa! Pagtim-ugen, kunana Sister?

Wan la ammokon no kabaelanna!


Good pm, everybody...




josie herrema
6/21/2006 3:36:07 AM

Nagismankan intirana ta españolnan!

Innak pay gagayyem, napintas nga aldawyo amin.




Severino Pader
6/21/2006 9:01:15 AM

Barok VF, awan ti insurok kenka nga pagtitim-ugem dagita babbalasag... Dika unay agrangranggas ...ta killer syndrome mo...alluadam!

Agsingsingpet kad latta Barok...





Arlane Manzano
6/21/2006 11:31:29 AM

aya Manong Cliff? addaakon iti maika-siyam. Diak man naidaramusmusan ti aniniwanmo. Sorry na lang... too late. Kasta ngamin no insigida a naredyek, ma-amnesiaak Manongko.

¿O mi estimado Seniorita Arlane,
cuando es usted que va a dar su dulce sí?

mi estimado hermano VF, estancia del oh donde estás y deseo sobre una estrella.

oder, Weihnachten ist schnelles Nähern… Weihnachtsmann kommt…





Arlane Manzano
6/21/2006 11:34:51 AM

Insan, saan a kasapulan ti appointment basta Amasona... kunak man no addan agikut kenka Insan? Bay-am ta agbirokak met iti Senyoritom. Ania dagiti qualifications? Mailaak man kenni Sisterko, adda gayam mangay-ayon ah.

Hmmm... sister, asino met ti para aprosmo no adda muriotmo? awan la't singinna wenno ka-triplets na ta saggaysakam kenni Insan?

Manang Jo... Sir Sev... naloko a talaga aya?




Clifton Pascua
6/21/2006 10:56:28 PM

Wen aya Tang Sev!

Sorry!

....padpadasli...barbarengli no maulaw dagidi...-kinunak ngamin!

...Tang, arasaasannak man ngarud ti sabali nga strategy!




Clifton Pascua
6/21/2006 11:14:55 PM

Hehehe ! Wait for or wish for the impossible estrella (maybe!)?

But I wish I can commit my heart to the Sunset! It’s more tranquil, more subdued and easier to reach.

Then will I sing:

I left my heart in Ilokandia ~~~

Psst Arlane! Ibagam man no asino ti para-ayayo ni sister mo?

Hey Klein sis Jo...kunak no naka-awid kan?




Arlane Manzano
6/22/2006 12:16:39 AM

secreto mi amigo. ¿por qué debo decirte?

wait for or wish for... the BANDOS. manmano a rummuar dayta ket adu ti kaipapananna no mariparmo. It appeared just once or twice for the last half century, i believe.


good luck alter grosser Bruder. hahahaha.




Johnnyric Domingo
6/22/2006 12:31:55 AM

Kumosta Gayyem Cliff? Ay sus, masapul met ti badge ditoy, kasta met diay abong ni Arlane ken Sherma. Addansa ketdi mapaspasangasangan nga okasion: no padaya daytoyen a, ket isu tay paglaingakon!

Payman ta paliiwen ta aliwit ni Sir Sev

Mareng Jo! saepemman ta yanti matuntuno a paltat la!

Itugawkoman ket di ditoy suli, pangur-urayan no adda ket talaga nga smoke signal.




Severino Pader
6/22/2006 4:42:57 AM

Diay abong ni Arlane Pare JRic adda pinakbet... 'suna laeng ta ginisar a karne't baboy ti sagpawna... birbirokek tay pinakbet a nasagpawan ti sitsiron wenno tay bagnet koma...

Mang Clifton, lumabasak pay...




Clifton Pascua
6/22/2006 6:32:37 AM

Bandos or shooting star Arlane? No ammom ti Bandos hehehe, God knows but you are OLD ma petite soeur!

Gayyem J'ric. 'pay ania ti ma-angot mo, adobo wenno kaldereta? Dimo unay dayta 'paltat' a kunam ta sabali ti pangipapanak no mapanak diay Lingayen! "balbaleg" kuna dan sa itay hehehe!

Itugaw mo kadi man pay Tang Sev ta adda pagsaritaan ta. Ala ta inkanto igatangan ti sangakilo a chi-charon diay Batac ta isu da ti nalaing nga agaramid, 'bag la a kabulon tay basik a duogan.




Arlane Manzano
6/22/2006 9:15:48 AM

mon frère Cliff... if i'm old, how come you call me your little sister? that goes without saying that you are much, much older than me...

Sir Sev, what if VF here is...

if only...

never mind. juste un rêve compliqué !




Rudy Rumbaoa
6/22/2006 12:25:30 PM

Pareng Cliff, umayak la sumirip...

Agsubliakto. Hello kadakay amin, Kailian!




josie herrema
6/22/2006 2:29:36 PM

Papanak aya big brad agbilangka pay iti binulan saakto agawid ipalobos ti apo ken ni puraw, ta medyo agdwadwa met pay laeng..

Ka Jric ania man iti ipasaepmon, tay paltat! nga?..hmmm. hehehe




Severino Pader
6/22/2006 9:15:53 PM

'nia Arlane... if only - ania? pagpanunotennakto pay laeng...
ibagam latta kadin...




Clifton Pascua
6/22/2006 11:40:17 PM

Ania ket ni 'Tang Sev'n aya. Agurayka ta sungbatak ta problema ni Arlane! Dagitoy a teachers a talaga ket mahilig da ti 'filling-the-blanks'! Naglaka! Kastoy ne.....

WHAT IF VF here is nadungngo - korek yan!
IF ONLY he is naguapo - no need for a wish, korek din!

WHAT IF VF here is nasingpet - korek yan!
IF ONLY nga agpayso, agpayso kano kuna toy pusak - korek manen!

WHAT IF VF here is nabanglo - korek yan...hehehe, 'I second-d-motion' adu ti agkuna!
IF ONLY nga masay-op ko - korek din but hep, you have to get a Ticket too! Fully booked until January 2008!

NAAAAA....baka adda mangpapispis kaniak ditoy!

Hello ka-Rudy and Kleine Susje!

....innak man laengen ta palalo ti reklamo diay kaduak no mabalin kano a sapaek ti sumrek!




Severino Pader
6/23/2006 2:33:03 AM


If only tonight we could sleep
In a bed made of flowers
If only tonight we could fall
In a deathless spell
If only tonight we could slide
Into deep black water
And breathe
And breathe...

Then an angel would come
With burning eyes like stars
And bury us deep
In his velvet arms

And the rain would cry
As our faces slipped away
And the rain would cry

Don't let it end...





Severino Pader
6/23/2006 2:40:21 AM

Arlane, para kenka kano dayta adta ngato...

Ne Barok, inturturedkon...
Dimo liplipatan tay sitsiron ken basi a duogan...




Rudy Rumbaoa
6/23/2006 12:25:03 PM

Ay Apo, aya, Ayat!...



josie herrema
6/23/2006 2:04:58 PM

Wen gamin asino aya iti nangirugi data AYAT nga maka SUGAT no malagip ket NASAKIT urayka la nga AGLUA iti kasla PERLAS ti kadarakkelna anian a PANAAS hay AYAT idi ken AYAT ita kaanonto nga AGPATENGGA nga nannanamek da SAM-IT ken PAIT?



Arlane Manzano
6/23/2006 2:05:40 PM

if only... wishful thinking Sir Sev.

but...
As our faces slipped away
And the rain would cry...

apay nga ditoy ti pagharanaanyo ngarud Sir, diay koma a balaymi. Agur-uray ni Tatangko. Report immediately kunana man. Thanx for the warmth of your song.

Manong Rudy, dimmanon pay ditoyen tay pakasaritaan ti pusok.uhuh! Manang Jo, danggayannak man nga sumangit for the nth time.





Rudy Rumbaoa
6/24/2006 1:58:05 PM

Sikatka ngamin, Arlane! Siguro, adda pagpadaan ti pakasaritaan ti ayatyo ken Josie...



Johnnyric Domingo
6/24/2006 3:09:17 PM

Hehehehehe! ania kadi ngamin ti sakit dagita puspusoyo? Grabe kadi? Saanyo pay a pinadas nga inagasan ti kissing-kissing? Baka mabalin, padasenyoman la.

Itugawko pay ditoy, baka awan kayto manen a kasarsaritak...bay-am pay laeng ta pinagra-ep, adda met pay bigat!




Rudy Rumbaoa
6/25/2006 12:19:56 PM

hehehe...napintas man dayta a singasingmo, Pareng Jric, amangan ketdi no isu ti makaagas nga agpayso.

ala uray siak, itugawko mam met bareng adda mailaw-an a katungtong...




Clifton Pascua
6/25/2006 12:50:41 PM

Kumusta amin nga adda ita ditoy. Pasensia kayon kakabsat ta sang-sangpet ko a napan nagbaliodong idiay asideg ti Holland!

Pare J’ric and Rudy, itugaw yo ta agestoria’k sakbay a sumangpet dagitay amasona....

Mayat ti inninuman(da) ket ngan-ngani nakarasan tay ubbog. Kinidag nak tay padak a sutil a ‘puraw’...

“pay ya?” insaludsod ko
“uray ta agkagayyeman kayo met kadaydiay hostess, pagubbugem man barbareng nalalaing ka ngem diay lakay na a ‘takusa’!.” insungo na diay bote ti whisky.
“apay, aniat panagkitam kaniak, milagroso?” ing-ngirsik saak timmakder a nangingato tay bote ti light beer a nabayagkon a pet-petpetan!

“God bless the man who made this wine for it tastes so sweet and good. Damn the person who invented this bottle for making it too small and short!”

and presto....nagruar iti blessed water’!

Hehehehe!

Cheers kakabsat ken gagayyem and let’s go solicit some funds for our project in Ms. Benosa’s place.




Clifton Pascua
6/25/2006 1:03:21 PM

Naaa... ni Tang Sev, ti la ibagbagana! 'wan basbasolko no adda man agrunga-ab ditan! 'bag koma no diak ammo a mangit!hehehe!

Hoy Arlane, apay ngamin a filling-the-blanks ti esta-il mo? hehehe! Apay dimo ammo tay kansion nga ilokano:

no koma lan' mabalin
agbalinak a sallapiding
a dumket ita pingping
o adingko a bulding! (bulag kenni a_ _ t!) aowww! filling the blanks latta yong!

hehehe!

Hey kleine susje Jo, ngan-nganiakon dimmanon dita ayan mo!




Severino Pader
6/26/2006 4:25:50 AM

Mayat ta kantam ah Barok... Saan laket a kas diay kua da Gloria ken Nora Aunor ta dadakkel unay...

Naalisankan sa met tay sakit ni Arlane ta adda met filling-d-blanks mon yos.




Clifton Pascua
6/26/2006 6:41:42 AM

Ho! Tang Sev, diak man la kayat ti agtutulad. Idi siak ti agisursuro, MULTIPLE CHOICE ti kaykayat ko! hehehe!

Kayat mo ti sampol Tatang?

Question: Asino ti kalalaingan nga umisem?
a) amasona 1
b) amasona 2
c) amasona 3
d) none of the above

Answer: d)none of the above. apay ngata? Ha! dayta ti kayat ko a ma-ammuan!




Severino Pader
6/26/2006 10:18:06 AM

Ania met ti insurom idi Barok? Adda kad met laeng nasursur da? Ne ta agkurang ti o nan...

kusto ta sungbat mo ta dda kadi met amasona nga mannagisem?
agtaraykan ta adda da man ditan ne...





Arlane Manzano
6/26/2006 11:39:13 AM

T-S-E.... diak la ammon Sir Sev no ania ti nasursur---- o dagitay adalanna idi. Multiple choice? sumadut ti ubbing no kasta. ken, sadut met diay maestro nga agtsek.

hahahaha




Rudy Rumbaoa
6/26/2006 11:58:34 AM

Ay, Apo aya!

sige, 'tuloyyo latta ta agdengegak man...




Monica Smith
6/26/2006 1:29:42 PM

VF, you have a definite affinity for amazon women. Amazons are women of warfare, not love. It is rumoured that, in order to hunt/battle with a bow and arrows effectively, and not snag parts of their bodies in the process, that they chose to amputate their (ammon no ania?)...!

Be careful of what you ask for...you just might get it!




Monica Smith
6/26/2006 8:15:29 PM

Since you remain silent VF, let me help you out - I'll narrow it down for you as follows:

Amazon women amputate this part of their body:

a) lefthand
b) leftear
c) leftboob
d) leftleg
e) all of the above!





Severino Pader
6/27/2006 8:58:32 AM

Annayko! no all of the above ti sungbatna Monica... awan met nabatin para kenni Barok... amasonada a talaga...hmmmm

Awan sa ni Barok VF ita... napan man ngata nagsisiripen... barbarengli kunananto manen...

Arlane, naawat ko tay replymon...

morning to all...




Arlane Manzano
6/27/2006 8:59:54 AM

f.... ti answerko INsan...

f. all that's anatomically dear to him hehehe....




Clifton Pascua
6/27/2006 9:21:20 AM

Hey! hey! hey! Aguray kayo ta adu ti trabahok! Agpangkisakon a mangsapsapul no napanan na tay 95 cents!

Hal-ot ketdi ti kastoy a biag, pati kusing, sapulen da ti papel na hehehehe!




Clifton Pascua
6/27/2006 9:59:30 AM

‘Probabilities’ ti insurok idi Tang Sev. Finding the Mean, Median and Average!

“Le-me-si, ania wenno mano ti probabilidad na a mabaketan-a-balasang dagiti amasona?” sinaludsod ni Professor.

“Sir, sir sir!” naggi-giddan a nagitayag ti imana dagitay amasona. “100 percent a mabaketan kami a balasang sir” inchorus dagitay tallo a kakaritan nga amasona: diay maysa nakatingig, diay maysa nakamulagat, diay maysa nakangato diay maysa a kiday na!
“Sir!” Intayag ni VF ti imana. “ Sir,No sir, 100 percent a siguradok a saanda a mabaketan sir ta adu met ti VF a sidadaan a mangtukma kadakuada sir. Agindi-di kadi laeng sir”

“Korek ka dian VF” inkanunong ni Professor sana kiniddayan tay maysa nga amasona.

(asino ngata kadakuada?) Hehehe!

Monica, mali diay imbaga ni Arlane [kitaem ta talaga a berde ti utek na dayta nga insan mo !] Pagtim-ogen kayon sa ketdi a dua !

My answer is letter g.) Puso, basta mabati diay puso ket pagan-anusak to latta uray no pukol! Hehehe!

Ania ti makunam Ka Rudy?




Rudy Rumbaoa
6/27/2006 1:30:22 PM

Hehehe! Korek ka diyan, Pareng Cliff! Anannuem ngarud ti kompleto no naalaad met ti kaungganna... no ana't adda, isu lattan a! (ayna, nagdakesen!).

ala 'tuloyyo latta...





Arlane Manzano
6/27/2006 2:44:20 PM

ngek. kitaem ket sika ti berde ti utekna Manong VF. amin a parte ti bagim ket candidate for amputation, rangrangkay and pirsa-pirsay.

Dika pay makatiliw iti amasona, mapagtinnim-ogna kami? hahaha. agindidi dagitay amasona? hah! Professor, napaneknekan kadin ni Manong VFen? hahahaha. Probabilities... just pretensions eh.

how pathetic.

hello Sir Sev, manong Rudy.




Severino Pader
6/28/2006 9:38:57 AM

Barok, puso kunam ket no pus-ong ti iyar-arasaas mo idi...

"Pus-ong, mabati koma tay pus-ong na Apo..."

Ngem kusto ka Insan, an-anuem dagita im-ima kada sak-saka no awan met pus-ong na? Ah, eh puso na?

Nia nga agpayso ti probability na Arlane?




Arlane Manzano
6/28/2006 11:23:35 AM

saan nga uso ti probability no kasta ti topic Sir Sev.

Think about this:
Don't count your chicks until they're hatched.
NAture has her own ways of making things, whether we like it or not. It is for us to yield and accept whatever they are.




Rudy Rumbaoa
6/28/2006 1:43:54 PM

Diak pay napadasan ti timmiliw iti Amasona tapno koma mapaggidiatko...ngem an-annuek ngarud no dinak kayat. Ngem tay kunakon, pus-ong man wenno puso, isu la isu. Ana't makunam, Insan?

Dika unay, Arlane, aghigh-bloodka numona ket mapaspasangasang ti panagkasangaymo.

Pareng Cliff, Good Morning!




Monica Smith
6/28/2006 2:25:04 PM

VF,

Sorry to say that there was not an option 'e'. Nice try, but you will still need to repeat the course next year.

As well, for such a prank, you have earned yourself a visit with the school principal. Guess who is the Principal....Arlane Manzano.

Good luck!

Hehehehe!!




Monica Smith
6/28/2006 2:33:37 PM

I'm losing it! Darn it!

Option g) Puso, gayam diay inposte ni VF.

Agawidak man laengen....




Monica Smith
6/28/2006 8:48:09 PM

Monica escorted VF to the Principal's office. Ms Arlane Manzano peers over top her glasses, piercing VF with silent disapproval. Monica briefly explains the issue. Ms. Manzano deftly puts her pen down and stands up.

Her full stature is revealed as she towers over VF, hands on her waist. "It's a pleasure to see my favourite student again. And having outdone himself, as usual" she beamed.

"Thank you, Ms. Smith, I will take over from here. And do close the door on your way out."




Monica Smith
6/28/2006 8:50:47 PM

Once the door is closed ket agkararag kan VF.....Hehehehehe

I'll just leave you in the Principal's capable hands.

Good luck!




Severino Pader
6/29/2006 3:37:20 AM

kaasi met ni Barok VF... nayopis! hahaha!
ania ngata ti ikarkararagna? ammonna ket ngata aya ti agkararag?

Kusto ka Insan... no dinaka kayat ti maysa nga amasona, saanmo a pilitenen! ngem ti panagkunak, adda paggiddiatan ti pus-ong ken puso malaksid ti ispelingda...
Ti puso ket adda riknana; ammona ti masaktan; ti pus-ong ngay?

Hi Monica, ayannatta ni Arlanen?




Monica Smith
6/29/2006 6:24:44 AM

Good morning everyone.

Manong Severino adda ni Arlane dita opis na madama nga leklekturanna ni VF....




Clifton Pascua
6/29/2006 6:29:43 AM

'guraykayo ta sungbatak man ni Tang Sev kenni Ka Rudy sakbay nga agpambarak ditoy trabahok ta agawidakon. 'hal-ot ketdi, -no mabalin kadagiti babbai a kaduak ti sakit ti pus-ong nga ipambar, di ket mabalin metten kadagiti lallaki !

'pay ngata? hehehe!

(Hmmm... baka no ania man ditan ti mapanunoten dagitay kunkunak a berde ti utek na hehehe!)

Ba’am nga ag-hayblad ni Arlane Ka Rudy, datin nga hayblad dayta! Tiliwen ken iyegmo ketdi ditoy ta agasak. Tapalak diay muging na ti inlanat a bulong ti dangla sakonto suoban ti bulong tay mulak a bangar a kinaykay ko itay bigat!

No dayta sakit ti pus-ong ops, -puso gayam ket adu ti ma-aramidak Ka Rudy ken Tang Sev! ‘patulod mo kaniak dagitay ammom nga adda sakit ti pusona ta agasak! Apros ken katay laeng ti usarek ket mabalinen hehehehe!

Tang Sev! Ti pagkaisuan (saan a pagdumaan) ti Puso ken Pus-ong ket pareho da nga aggiteb-giteb no kasdiay nga sumikar ni ayat hehehehe!

‘ damdamak a sungbatan dayta opis ni Arlane ken Monica ta saludsudek pay kenni Ms. PB, tay pusak no ania ti makuna na hehehe!

Hello PB darling, what do you think?

Meowwww….




Rudy Rumbaoa
6/29/2006 12:27:44 PM

...no ti pus-ong aggiteb-giteb, adda kayatna nga iparuar (awan green-mindedna, wen?) hahaha...

'Guraykayo, sipsiputannak gayam daytoy kaanakak nga agkatkatawa nga agmaymaysa...agsubliakto amangan ketdi no ipagarupna nga agmauyongakon...




Clifton Pascua
6/29/2006 1:01:37 PM

« Meowwww…. oui mon patron, yes nice idea boss» said PB

...and Monica went out of the door pouting. She so badly wanted to protect VF from the menacing looks of Ms. Manzano. She just can’t understand why she was asked to leave!

As the door closed, VF eased himself and began to survey Ms. Manzano’s ‘stature’. “Not bad Ms. Manzano” he wanted to remark the miniskirt of the ‘old’ principal but changed his mind aware that it will only aggravate the situation.

VF smiled then started humming; in his mind are the lyrics:

“Where have all the ‘piglats’ gone~~~ (ket no piglatan met pay idi ubbing kami hehehe!)
Gone to .....

“Cut it off VF” (lambingly) whispered the principal. Somebody there maybe ...is spying on us.....


S I L E N C E. SILENSIO. AWAN MATAGTAGARI. AWAN ARIMEKMEK (hehehehe)


“See you tonight then VF and don’t forget the champagne” repeated Ms. Manzano and gave VF a kiss on his left cheek and opened the door. To their surprise, Monica is there, ready to attack!

[Hehehehe! Huhhhh... mandiakon! Tumarayak san!]

But where is my cat PB?

PB~~~ PB~~~ where are you.......




Clifton Pascua
6/29/2006 1:14:51 PM

Naaaa.. 'diak nasiputan ni Ka Rudy nga agsisi-im! Lawlawagem kaka dayta aggiteb-giteb a pus-ong!

Pus-ong wenno extension ti pus-ong? hehehehe! Baka no makaisbo ka laeng kabsat... ngem ne, saan a ti la adda a pagisbuam amangan no pagkamalian tay pusak ket ipagarup na a paltat!




Arlane Manzano
6/29/2006 10:11:24 PM

"Hoy... karaho daytoy nga ubingen." insipatko iti abaga ti matmaturog nga ubing.

"uhummm.." asus, intag-ayna dagiti kinursing nga imana ket kasla adda laeng idiay bukodna a siled ti panaginatna. nageellek dagiti tallo a babbalasitang a pagur-urnosek kadagiti papeles ti pagadalan. Nagiinnapirda manen apaman a nasiputanda ti sinan-saput a panagtedted ti katayna.

"na-ah, ni Manong VF, tur-og a talaga. Timmalikud la bassit ni Mam Manzano kenni Mam Smith, naturogen," insurdo ti katayaganda.

"nagtagtagainep pay, koma no saan nga agam-ammangaw," innayon ti kakuttonganda.

"di la agbain," insegunda ti maikatlo.

"siak ti mangsermonen Mam, ammokon no ania ti ibalakadko ken pannusana," inkarit ti katayagan.

"agdalus iti CR ken aglekkab iti tiles!" naggigiddan dagiti tallo.

"Saan ubbing. Ni VF, numanpay adda luklukay ti turnilyona, nalaing daytoy nga ubing," inkiddayko. Timmangar pay ti lapayag ti ubing a lalaki. KAs man la kananakman nga nangisimpa iti tugawna ket sinaggaysa na nga minulenglengan dagiti kasangsangona. NAgkikinnissiim dagiti babbalasitang.

"awatenyo lattan nga narigat a patulan dagiti mentally incapacitated a kas kaniana." Nakitak a medyo limmidem ti rupa ti barito. Ngem idi maamirisna ngata ti kaipapanan ti nangngeganna, nagpayakpak dagiti lapayagna ket inulitna iti panunotna...

"mentally incapacitated... mentally incapacitated! ha! kunakto... gifted childnak."





Clifton Pascua
6/30/2006 1:51:41 AM

Kopiaek man diay style ni ‘Andrei’ diay UI. Padasek man met ti ag-narcissist a kas kuna ni Arlane.

Idi maka-awid manipud diay eskuelaal ni VF sadiay balay da ket nagtarus ‘diay sanguanan ti sarming. Inyasideg na diay rupana sa medio immadayo sana minatmatan a nalaing ti pakabuklan na. Nagpangkis sa nagbullad sa immisem manen sana sinirig diay kappukis a buokna.

“Hoy bro, talaga a naguapo ka isu a panay ti pansin kenka daydiay a maestram” intudo na ti bagbagina sa immisem itay malagip na tay tagtagainep na itay idiay klase da. Inamlid na ti subsob na ta kasla mariknana pay laeng tay bara tay kiss tay maestra na.

“Mayat gayam ti mentally supercapacitated ta kaykayat ti maestrana. Adda pay pakising-kising na. Hmm..tsarap!” kinuna na manen sana dinilpatan diay bibigna sa nagsanapsap.

Madamdama adda nagkatok iti ridaw. Sinirip na manipud iti tawa ti siled na. “Ha! ni Ms. Manzano kenni Ms. Smith!” inwingiwing na sa immisem idi makita na ti itsura dagiti dua.

Pareho da a nakabado ti nalabbasit, nakasapatos ti nalabbasit, nakalipstick ti nalabbasit, nakahairband ti nalabbasit! hehehehehe!

Uray la a napalagto ni VF idi bigla nga sumgar ti dutdot ni PB, tay pusa na.

“GRRRRRRRR” kinuna ni PB!




Severino Pader
6/30/2006 4:58:21 AM

Kasta met tay pusak Barok, kagurana (kabutengna) ti nalabbasit!

Nalaing met nga agsao sika! No damagem ti naganna ket sumungbat ti...




Meoooow!




Rudy Rumbaoa
6/30/2006 12:46:15 PM

Nalalaing tay pusak, Insan. No makitana la nga agkuti, karab-asanna sananto kagaten...ha,ha,ha!!!



Clifton Pascua
7/2/2006 1:48:29 PM

OOOO HO! Natikaw tay maestrok ita a hehehe! Tang Sev, saan a mabuteng diay pusak iti nalabbasit! Kagurana! Sigurado a kumaramot daydiay!

'ba 'ba 'ba Ka Rudy, sabalin a pusa ta ibagbagam! 'pay adda kumagat a pusa? -agmulmol wen hehehe! But reserve that kadatayo a tallo kada Maestro Sev ta amangan no masirip manen ni Sister JO hehehe!

Kita'm Tang Sev ket nagtalnna dagitay nalaing nga agipulong diay opis!




Johnnyric Domingo
7/2/2006 4:09:08 PM

Gagayyem, ipasiripyoman ngarud kaniak dagita pusayo...no asinno ti kaadwan iming! hahahahahaha!



Arlane Manzano
7/2/2006 11:40:22 PM

"well, let's do it as soon as possible Ms. Smith."

"yes, Ms. Manzano. We should do this for hi own welfare. We can't alway give him the special attention that he needs. A sought a normal, multiple intelligence class for him but we failed. I believe that its high time for us to put him in a place where he really belongs."

The following day, the school bid goodbye to a special student bound to an institution for atypical learners.

"agsingsingpetka barok." kinuna dagiti mamaestra ken mamaestro iti UI.

kasla awan aniamanna nga nagpurngiit a timmaliaw ni VF, pagsinsinnublatenna a kutkutimen dagiti kuko ti makannigid nga imana. inngatona ti makannawanna sa nagflying kiss iti nakasabsabor ti unina....

sana inlaaw... "ba-bay"

hello kakadua




Clifton Pascua
7/3/2006 10:03:04 AM

G'yem J'ric, ania ti kaykayatmo siripen a pusa, tay nagiming wenno barbas-sarado?

Hmmm... pusa a talaga ti ibagbagak ha, ket maka-ammoka no adda ti mangpateltel kenka a pusa hehehe!




Rudy Rumbaoa
7/3/2006 12:19:16 PM

Sabalin ti pusa ita, P'reng Cliff sumurot iti agdama a panawen, ammoda pay ti agpauyon hehehe...

hi P'reng Jric, Arlane!







Severino Pader
7/3/2006 6:43:24 PM

Nakapuraw da ita a, Barok.
Sabalin sa ti pangipanan da kenkan, saan met nga opisen...
Ikuyog mo ni PB ta adda kaduam nga agmolmol ken agdilpat!

Niat nasirip mo Kumpad JRic? sino ti kapuskolan ti iming?

Insan, managpauyo kadi met ta pusam?

Hi, Arlane! Yannatta ni Monican?





Johnnyric Domingo
7/3/2006 7:26:20 PM

Magagarannak man a makakita dagitay pusam Gayyem VF. Nakadungiit a kanayon daytay pusak, makapabigla met no maminsan!

Husto ta kunam Gayyem Rudy, awanen ti arimekmek no agiinniliwda. Saanen a kas idi nga urayak la a malukag no makalagipda, hehehehehehe!

Ur-urayek pay laeng Sir Sev no sinno kadagiay dua a pusa ti ipasirip ni Gayyem VF, nakabut-buteng saman diay adda barbasna aya! sapay koma ta naamo...

Arlane, umayakto agpasiar diay abongmo no madamdama. Umaykoman babolgamen tay kudil di tamaraw a bakla.




Monica Smith
7/3/2006 7:36:09 PM

Umayak man agpatsek tapno saannak nga birbiroken ni Manong Severino.

Evening Tatang Jric, Manong Rudy, Insan ken tay bumalay.




Arlane Manzano
7/3/2006 11:02:18 PM

you checkmi... i check you...

Tsek... kaarruba!




Severino Pader
7/4/2006 3:48:20 AM

Kumpad JRic, awanto ti madanonmon a kudil ti bakla a tamarawen...
Inaramid ni Barok VF nga pitakan! Sika a no kayatmo ti agngalngal ti maleta! ahihihi

Insan, Kumpad JRic ikkanyo ti batingting ta tennged ta pusayo ta madlawyo no umasidegda...

Hello Monica, Arlane, marunot ta mongol mo nga pagtsekmo ti kaadu ti MB...




Rudy Rumbaoa
7/4/2006 10:11:59 PM

Hahaha!!! Sika met Insan adu unay ti eksperimentom. Ana, pagngalngalem ni P'reng Jric ti maleta? Baka agtuppol a dina oras...dina magalgal tay kunkunakon, a!

Bay-am Insan, saan laeng a batingting ti ikabilko, tay sensor tapno awan libasnan hehehe...

Talek pay ni P'reng VF ta makapitaka iti kudil ti bakla a tamaraw (adu kan ti malaon na, nga?).

No problemo, Ading Monica, Arlane-nakacheck kayon!




Monica Smith
7/4/2006 10:35:05 PM

Monica confronted VF, and waived a sheet of paper in front of his nose. Written on it was the same test question that VF had failed earlier.

"Be warned, VF, what you do not know, can hurt you! Before you meet with her tonite, you would do well to find out, especially since she just told you to "cut it off".

Ms. Manzano simply smiled. "Ms. Smith, you are over-reacting. There is nothing to worry about, VF, meet me at my place tonite. Both of you are dismissed."

Later that evening, VF rang the doorbell to Ms. Manzano's house. "Come in!" he heard her call from behind the closed door. He entered the house, which had a tasteful decor, albeit somewhat dimly lit. "In here!", she called from the kitchen. VF began to have doubts as to what the nite held for him, as he saw her honing a 10" butcher's boning knife. Yet, he could not bring himself to head back to the door, as she was wearing another revealing mini-skirt that he so liked. So tantalizing. So teasingly pleasing. So much promise of what was to come.

"Have a seat VF, I'm still cooking dinner. Thank you for the champagne." She added: "I think we will have a ball tonite."

The aroma of freshly pan-fried garlic permeated the air. "Come here, VF, I need you...", she motioned with the knife.




Monica Smith
7/4/2006 10:37:21 PM

Principal Manzano siguraduem nga saan nga aglatlate dayta knife, ay apo ta baka matitanus ni apo VF......hehehehe!!!

Unay pudot na ditoy ayan ko ket saanak nga makaturog.

Manong Rudy komusta ti 4th of July mo?




Arlane Manzano
7/5/2006 1:42:32 AM

kaas-asa Ms. Smith, don't worry. No pain for VF, a swift slide of the knife then off "it" goes.

PB? that darn cat, is history. My sharks are happily feasting on her flesh.

Pudno ta kunam Insan, permi ti pudotna. saan a mabaduan hahaha.

Nagbelladan pay laeng tay akinbalay.madama ti eddekna dita C.R.




Monica Smith
7/5/2006 2:38:14 PM

Insan leave the pusa alone!

Ikonsentret mo ketdi nga asaen dayta buneng, lanaam tapno sumilap apag-isunto nga pangputed tay ? ni VF.........Hehehehehe!!

Agawidak man laengen ta dinto ket siak ti kamaten da ti buneng.




Severino Pader
7/5/2006 4:45:56 PM

kaasi met ni Barok, adda met agur-uray a natadem a buneng kanianan... Bag koma pay no impaaramidan ni Kumpad JRic ti payak na ta makatayabto met nga aglibas...

Pay man ta warningak...




Clifton Pascua
7/6/2006 12:58:39 AM

Gayyem J'ric, ta pusa nga awan arimekmek na ket annadam ta no sumro ket delikado hehehe! Ngem ketdi ket nadungngo ken manangsakit.Kitaem ni PB ket kasla kumilaw ita hehehe!

Ka Rudy, no kayat mo ket padawatan ka pay ti pitaka nga agbalin a baul no kayatmo! Ngem daydiay ket sabali a lalat ti usarek hehehe!

Tang Sev,teknyu diay warning mo ngem ammom metten toy nalaing nga estudiantem, immala kenka, nalaing a lumusot -kasla kigaw a pusa hehehe!




Arlane Manzano
7/6/2006 8:52:00 AM

yeah.... lumned-tumpaw hahaha.

lumned no makakita iti amasona, aglukot pay ti ipusna.

tumpaw no nakatalikod dagitay amasona, tumangar dagiti lapayag na, amangan laeng no adda agsubli a tumaliaw!

ayna, Sir Sev no need to warn the creator of lumned n tumpaw...
payak? hahaha. saanen Manong JRIC, no need. paggasgastuam laeng.

Insan, are you ready for the awaited beheading and caponizing? up or down first?




Adrian Pagaduan
7/6/2006 10:12:51 AM

aha! agbati-ak man nga apagbiit ta aginana-ak.awan pay met ni manong seve. rlane napegges kamet manang. ooops intuket no siak pay ti magerret da apo.



josie herrema
7/6/2006 10:23:32 AM

Hoe gaat het grote broer?,. ik kom alleen langs om te weten hoe is het met jullie hier?.

Tot ziens!




Monica Smith
7/6/2006 10:57:54 AM

Hehehehehe!

Down first sounds intriguing Insan.

Hi Josie my dear, Manong Severino, Manong Adrian and look adda diay diay bumalay....hehehe!!




Arlane Manzano
7/6/2006 11:05:03 AM

alrighty! Insan, kitaem ket limned manen. Numona ta a-tsi-tsi-leng a-tsi-tsi-lap daytoy bunengkon. Kinapudnona, buneng ni Sir Sev daytoy 'su nga ammok a natadem.

Adrian.... dua a rikuskon dika met la maranaanen?

Manang Jo.... howdy?




Rudy Rumbaoa
7/6/2006 12:29:43 PM

Good Morning Everyone!

P'reng Cliff sumiripak laeng, dumasarakto no awanen ti agas-asa ti buneng. Ay, nakabutbuteng...baka sigpatenda ti...ulok!




Arlane Manzano
7/6/2006 3:11:39 PM

peace Manong Rudy.... kumtat kenka daytoy bunengko. hah! Gabriela Silang kunana kaniak idi, amasona kunana pay.... ikkak man iti pagnakmanna. nyehehehe!

Ituloy ko man pay ti agasa. adda pay maysa ditoy Manong, kayatmo ta asaem toy maysa?




Severino Pader
7/6/2006 8:30:35 PM

Insan, Adrian, lumabas labas tay pay laeng, amangan no mairamraman tayo a makapon, narigaten...

Arlane, tsekennakam lattan!
Kumtat kenam ta buneng kenni Insan? Siak ngata ngay am-ammonak pay ngata tay bunengko?

Dinenngeg ni Barok tay warningko ta kimleb metten...






Sherma Benosa
7/6/2006 10:20:48 PM

PB: “Meow! Meow! Meow!”

Sherma: “Hey PB! Biit laeng, Sweetie.”

PB: “Meow!”

Sherma: “Yeah, yeah. I know excited kan nga agawid idiay baro a balaymo. Give me a minute, ok? I just wanna talk to VF.”

PB: “Meow!”

Sherma: “Good! That’s my cat!” (turns attention to the doomed man). Pssst! VF! Surprised? You would not have thought PB would ever warm up to anyone but you, but look, she looks so content and settled in my arms.

Yep my friend, I understand now the extraordinary connection between you and PB. I now know that she is the source of your life and strength. And that SHE is your happiness. I know now that it is because of her that you’ve got “pimmusa nga abilidad” as Manong Fred (is it Manong Fred? Lemme check) once said. She is willing to give you all of her 9 plus 99 to the nth power lives (Yes, I know too that she’s got that much.)

I know now that PB is the key! I know now that for me to fulfill your curse, I will have to have her on my side.

And look, darling. She is now mine. Like you, I am now a Meowite. Yup, VF! The talent that was once solely yours, I too now have.




Sherma Benosa
7/6/2006 10:21:43 PM

How could it be, you ask? Listen to the sages’ advice to me:

Diay pusana, ni PB ti tulbek. Isuna ti paammuem. No maaramidmo dayta, sikanto laeng ti bigbigenna nga amona, malaksid kenni VF. Ket inton lagidannaka, aprosamto diay ulona, ket umayto kenka. Inton mangruginakan a lambingem, maawatamton ti saona. Kas ken VF, agbalinka a Meowite, kayatna a sawen, tao a makapagsao iti pagsasao dagiti pusa. Ngem saan la a dayta. Mariknamto ti emosyonda; kastada met kenka.”

“Iyawidmo ni PB idiay balaymo tapno sikanto laengen ti bigbigenna nga amona. Ngem sakbayna, buniagamto pay tapno naan-anay a mapugsat ti tali a mamagkonkonekta kadakuada kenni VF.”

And so that’s what I did.

Folks, PB here is no longer Pistache de Belguige; she is now Pintas ti Bambang. Pintas for short.

//And no, VF. You can no longer find the sages. They’ve left. Their mission, they’ve already fulfilled. The key is now with me. The sages had made sure no one else can take it from me.




Sherma Benosa
7/6/2006 10:30:16 PM

Mga Manongs! Pakibunag tayo man dagita gargaret ken food ni Pintas. Ipantayo idiay balay. (Isu pay a gatangek, hehehe).

Naaa! Nagadu met a brand ti ginatang ni VF a catfood'en! Ammona la ngaruden a maymaysa laeng a brand ti kayat ni Pintas! Kitaem daytoy nga tao, ah!

Oh, don't worry Pintas, Darling. I'll treat you a lot nicer than VF ever did. Intanto ag-grocery iti cerealsmo. Sikanto ti mangitudo iti kayatmo ta isu't alaenta. Uray ta diay met VISA ni VF ti usarenta. Hehehehe




Leilanie Adriano
7/6/2006 10:39:27 PM

Just droppin by ninong! FYI-the Ambassador of Belgium to the Philippines-- Gregoire Vardakis was here yesterday.



Rudy Rumbaoa
7/7/2006 1:11:47 PM

siripppp pay laeng.....baka agas-asada ti buneng!!!!



Arlane Manzano
7/7/2006 3:31:46 PM

agawidakon MAnong Rudy. adda ni Sisterkon, saan a ni VF ti misyonko ey. Ag-take chargenak laeng no kasapulan. uray ta under control metten. kitam ket di pay limtaw?

elo Sister Lei....sis Sher... ania kadi ti pakakumikomam ta narigat a maisuro ti ubet kadagitoy naglabas nga aldaw?




Severino Pader
7/7/2006 8:44:55 PM

Insan, sumiripak met... awan met tay Barok.
Adun sa ti agsisiim dita ngato...




Ray Miguel
7/8/2006 12:52:42 AM

magan kayo kakaaruba! balbaliakto ti pumasiar ta inulawnak ti dalan. saan a kas idi ununana a bassit ti abong ket alisto ti pumasiar. balbaliakto nga umay yamammo toy numo.

panawan kayo pay kaarruba.




Clifton Pascua
7/8/2006 11:28:52 AM

‘Hay Buhay’ kas kuna dagitay Ang-galog!

TGIF kunak idi kalman ngem adda latta met pagrebbengan a di masaanan.

Tumugawak man kunak itay bigat (Sabado) ngem ‘bip bip’ kuna man met tay PDA kon. Hal-ot ketdi, di pay makakitan ti tsismis ditoy Aydatcom! Hehehe!

Ala, pasensia kayon kakabsat ken gagayyem nga awan labas! Talaga a kasta siguro ti biag, adda kubbo, adda kiad a kas kuna ni Apong Bidoy!

Le-mi-si no asino dagitay padak a labid…(ne saan a tsismoso a !) hehehe !

‘guraykayo ta padasek man met ti agbalin a ‘class monitor’ –tay para pulong kenni ‘Principal’ :
J’ric - present ngem naglibas idi malpas ti flag ceremony
Tang Sev- present ngem…tenkyu diay warning teacher hehehe!
Ka Rudy – Naaaaa...’pay mabuteng ka ti buneng kaka? Kayat mo a buloden tay ‘sangadangan’ ko?
Adrian – Hello kabsat, Welcome!
Kleine Susje Jo – Tot ziens sis! Always busy... be in Amsterdam to meet Migrante folks soon!
Arlane – present but I have to be very careful kadaydiay buneng na! Numona ta kasla Gabby Silang hehehe!
Monica – Aha! present ngem ania diay ibagbagana? Honing a knife? hehehehe.... guray ta sungbatak to no madamdama!
Lei! – naaaaa! tay anakko ti kasar! Nice news balasangko! Ni Mrs. L, adda kadi met idi? Ala... bar-barengli ket tumulong met para kadagiti agtaltalon iti Ilocos...my unfailing DREAM –let there be enough rice for Ilocanos!
Sherma – just be careful with my PB will you? She’s all I’ve got ....PLEASE! She wears a homing device collar inserted subcutaneously anyway. I can always track her down via GPS. ‘huwag mong sipsipaten ta magsusumbong hehehe!




Clifton Pascua
7/8/2006 11:34:22 AM

Opsss! sorry Ray, I did not mean to forget you but hal-ot manen kabsat, nairana a nag-bip diay teleponok....wrong number...'imbag la ketdin hehehe!

Welcome kabsat!




Clifton Pascua
7/8/2006 11:47:15 AM

"Come here VF, I need you here please". repeated Ms. Manzano while VF seems to be transfixed on that miniskirt revealing the 'ala-porcelana' legs of the (almost) young school principal.

"Maybe she is using that new 'papaya soap' in the market. Ket no nagadu iti tig-bibinting na idi a nakitak no kasdiay nga agdidigos kami idiay karayan idi ubbing kami pay" smiled VF and pretended to sip his glass of champagne when Ms. Manzano turned around, put down the knife and walked like Cindy Crawford towards VF.

"Hoy VF, enough of that champagne. Can you help me cut that 'kukud ti tamaraw-a-bakla' and we will cook bulalo together" she whispered to VF, close enough for the young VF to smell her perfume and take a peek on those 'bulging twins' craving for freedom out from the tight fitting, outrageously low-cut neckline blouse. hehehehe!

"Bulalo? I don't cook and I don't eat bulalo Ms. Manzano. yang kukod mo, puede pa (siguro)” answered VF, gave a second look on her legs and walked away towards the toilet.

“What did you say again VF?” Ms. Manzano suddenly grabbed VF’s neck as he is getting out of the toilet and aimed the 10 inch knife on his neck.

“NOW TELL ME, Bulalo or life? My Kukod or life?” and pushed harder the knife, just about VF’s jugular vein.

“LIFE!” said VF, thinking of something else, or is it someone else? (HEHEHEHEHE….imbag la ketdin ta AYDATCOM YOS)

"Arlaneeeeeeeee, Arlaneeeeeeeee!" came Monica bursting from the unlocked front door followed by a very angry PB.

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR" meowed again PB sana pinagsinnublat a kinita dagiti dua nga
amasona as if to choose who is the most dangerous of the two.

[hmmmm.... Monica is wearing a miniskirt too? NAKOWWWWW]


HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!




Clifton Pascua
7/8/2006 12:08:23 PM

'guraykayo ta adda istoriak kadayta kunkunayo a kutsilio....

"life or pipit(!)" kuna diay kidnaper, aiming the knife kadaydiay madre.

"pipit" kuna met tay mabutbuteng piman a madre.....

.............

idi malpas, naiturog ni kidnaper, (napaksuyan siguro! makaammo kayon nga ag-imagine hehehe!).... ket innala ni mader diay kutsilio sana tinutokan diay tengnged diay kidnaper....sana kinuna....

"life or REPEAT!"

ISEM KAKABSAT! ISEM! this is Iluko dot com.... pagliw-liwaan dagitay mal-malday a 'nangisit-ti-siko' na a naiyadayo iti patpatgen na a lubong ni SALUYOT!

HEY 'NONG ANDY! 'di ka met lang makit-kitan yos! Kayat mo ta umay ka partengan? Kumosta Kabsat?






Rudy Rumbaoa
7/8/2006 12:15:39 PM

Hahaha! Sika met P'reng Cliff, ma-control tay pay met laeng ket...



Clifton Pascua
7/8/2006 1:44:47 PM

Here is something I would like to share to all my friends in Ilukodotcom. I already posted this in UI-1.

It's from a very good friend, my teacher, who always shared good wisdom and brought me to the 'new school' of leadership, -"selfless leadership"! I am posting this to bid farewell to her because she is leaving Brussels post to be posted to another country. Good Luck to you and your family Professora!

THE MAYONNAISE JAR AND TWO CUPS of COFFEE

When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favourite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.

The sand is everything else---the small stuff. "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked."

It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

VF
7/3/2006 12:48:04 AM




Dan Corpuz
7/9/2006 1:07:00 AM

Napintas dagitoy pangarigmo iti biag, pareng Cliff. Ituloymo koma nga iburay dagiti adda a kapanunutam.



Johnnyric Domingo
7/9/2006 11:20:11 AM

Gayyem Cliff, makaparegta daytoy saritam ditoy ngato, bareng sumagepsep ket agbayag ditoy panunut.

Nasapsapa kuma a napartuat ti iluko dot com.




Sherma Benosa
7/9/2006 8:03:17 PM

Hey, nice one, Manong Cliff. Kasta koma amin dagiti titser. Saan a kas kadagidiay dadduma a naging titserko idi elementary; kolekta la a kolekta iti sagbibinting. Igatang kano iti plorwax!



Sherma Benosa
7/9/2006 8:18:43 PM

Ms. Benosa loved the teacher's "pangngarig," until he got to the coffee part. She raised her hand, then exclaimed: "Sir, apay met ngay a kape? Tea koma a!"

The teacher replied: "Look here class. Ms. Benosa is complaining about the coffee. That’s one more truth about life that I’ve been planning to teach you: that no matter how good it is that you are offering, someone will always find wrong in it, and complain."

The class laughed. Ms Benosa's face reddened. Still, she persisted. "But Professor, didn't you tell us last week that coffee is bad for the health? Ano ba talaga, sir?"


/Hey, good morning, folks. I'd still say napintas dayta pangngarig nga imposte ni Manong Cliff. Just can't stop myself from challenging the good 'ol teacher. Awan laeng maaramidan. Nyehehehehe/




Sherma Benosa
7/9/2006 8:41:35 PM

Ooops! Diak nasungbatan ni sisterko. Adu, sis. Diak pay mainagananen.

Basta sumirip-siripak lattan no kasta nga adda waya, then agposte sagpaminsan.




Severino Pader
7/9/2006 9:16:57 PM

La ket agkape ta ngaruden Barok... wenno tsa-a kas kuna ni Sherma...
Kape ken tsa-a, su me la su di kadi? pareho da a nangina! nyaaah!!!




Clifton Pascua
7/10/2006 12:14:09 AM

Thank you Pare Dan and my good friend J’ric and of course, my mentor ti panagayat –Tang Sev! Kas nakunakon ket saan a siak ti original na daydiay. Naggapu manipud kadaytay maysa a napateg met a gayyem a nagbalin nga indispensable adviser.

Ms. Benosa....hehehe! You are an incorrigible, naughty student! ‘pay man....

“T-4-2 & 2-4 T?” You better decipher that Ms. Benosa or you get a ....hmmmm... lemisi!




Clifton Pascua
7/10/2006 12:40:37 AM

Here is another one which was given to me by another good friend, long time ago. Diak pay ket malagipen no asino (sorry friend).

But just the same, I am posting this for us to share to our friends, relatives and of course, even to our enemies... if ever there is. And mind you.... nasamay ta naminsan ket nausarkon ket nagkalma dagitay padak a sairo ti bangkag hehehe!

ENJOY THE COFFEE

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain-looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the lecturer said:

"If you noticed, all the nice-looking, expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the better cups and are eyeing each other's cups."

"Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it."

So please, don't let the cups drive you...enjoy the coffee.




Severino Pader
7/10/2006 3:41:32 AM

Its another story to hear
Its another laugh for two
Its another take a look on the clock
And the magic shared by you

A cup in hand
You know its worth a while
A cup in hand
Let's sit and stay a while
When we deserve the moment
Let's sit
Let's talk
One moment
With nescafe

Let's sit
Let's talk
One moment
With nescafe...

kape latta Barok!




Arlane Manzano
7/10/2006 11:11:02 AM

machiatto for me please....



Rudy Rumbaoa
7/10/2006 12:00:43 PM

Ana daytoy, Insan, commercial? Mangtedka man, G'yyem Cliff ti kape tapnon mamurmurayanak...agmuryot toy matak ta di man la makikooperar ti panunotko- kayatko ti maturog ngem ne, ti laddan sa ti mapampanunotko...

Good Morning Lei, Sherma, Ray, Dan, P'reng Jric ken amin a bisita awan labasna! Ala, tuloyyo latta kakabsat!

Oppss... sori Arlane, dandanikan diak nakita! Agpadakkelka ngamin, a...(jok lang!)

Ne P'reng Cliff, mangsangailika bassit!




Severino Pader
7/11/2006 9:02:13 AM

Wen Insan, dayta man ti pagay-ayatko a commercial...
mayat ngamin a dengdenggen tay kanta ti mymp ken hale...

Dika unay agtagtagari ta agur-urok ni Barok VF. na-overdose sa ... kape?




Rudy Rumbaoa
7/12/2006 1:13:26 PM

Napintas a denggen ken buyaen dagiti komersial, Insan...adda kayatda nga iladawan. Ngem ne, agur-urok ni VF kunam? A ket agsubliakto ngarud, paginanaem bassit...



Sherma Benosa
7/16/2006 10:33:48 PM

Hey Manong Sev, Manong Rudy, sister! Good pm...
'Wan tay akinbalay?

Umayko laeng ibunag digidiay dadduma pay a gargaret ni PB. Pakibagayonto man la kenkuanan. Thanks.

Hehehehe




Clifton Pascua
7/17/2006 4:18:32 AM

Suyaaaaaaaaaaab! (kasano aya nga isurat ti "langam" nga agsuyaab?) hehehe! tapos sarunuen ti innat! Kape kunak koma ngem saanen ta inikkat kon a bisio ti kape. Isu pay diay oras a makisinnarita kenni 'dungngo'! hehehe! "Gripo-juice" laengen!

Kumusta kakabsat ken gagayyem! Kas kenni Atanudko Fred ket pinakrisan da biit ditoy trabahok. Awan met oras ko diay balay ta napalalo't liday ko ta impanaw da metten tay pusak hehehe!

Pay man ta kitaek no asino ti nakadaw-as:

Tang Sev, lets then drink a cup of coffee with friends, uray porcelana, plastic wenno ungot mabalin latta! Toast my good old teacher hehehe!

P'ri Rudy, saanak a talaga a nakaturog. Kina-agpaysuan na ket awan payen oras a maturog kabsat. Kumusta?

Aguraykayo ta agistorya-ak madamdama....maipuon ti turog.

Hehehe Arlane...ania ti nagan mo itay a saan nga Arlane'n? Rough...
Ngem agurayka, apay a Macchiato ti kayatmo? the real way of serving it wenno in a Starbucks paper cup? Did you say in a demi-tasse? hehehe... apay irugimon ti ag-regime?




Clifton Pascua
7/17/2006 5:58:17 AM

Ms. Benosa, please take good care of my heart.... opsss... of my cat kunak koma! Saan mo koma a liplipatan dagiti nakairuaman na:

No makariing ka iti alas singko ti bigat, you have to whisper to her, I LOVE YOU PB then you will carry her gently into the kitchen and give her breakfast. If you have time, you better eat your breakfast with her on the dining table, complete with a table napkin!
Saan na a kayat ti gatas no di ketdi tay pang-regime a Danone yoghurt, vanilla flavor and you have to show her that you are giving her 2 tablespoonfuls or she will not eat it at all.

Aside from the unique brand of wet food, masapul met nga adda latta ti dry cereals a du-omen na no makalagip. Mineral water met ti kayatna nga inumen ken masapul a sukatam kada bigat ta no saan ket saanna ka a sabaten intono sumangpet ka iti rabii.

Sakbay a pumanaw ka a mapan agtrabaho ket siguraduem nga adda ti ‘good bye kiss’ na. No malipatam dayta, saan na ka a kat-katungtongen iti agpatnag.

No sumangpet ka metten iti rabii, sigurado nga ur-urayen na ka diay ruangan. Agur-uray iti kiss ken ‘I LOVE YOU PB’ nga ibagam. Iggem na metten tay mini-football na, kayat na a sawen nga agay-ayam kayo uray no mabiit laeng.

Kayat na met ti ice cream no kastoy a napudot hehehe! Serve it in a saucer. Ken saan mo a liplipatan diay electric fan na 24 hours a day no napudot ta no saan, mapan agdigos diay kubeta hehehe! Remedio na, siguraduem nga adda bassit danum a mabati sadiay bath tub. Iyaplag mo metten tay tualia na ta ammo na ti apgpunas.

…di nakapapati ngem pudno!




Sherma Benosa
7/17/2006 6:26:42 AM

Oh, don't worry. PB is in much better hands kumpara idi adda pay laeng kaniam.

Addan baro a routine mi a dua. Basically ket the same kadagita inlistam... except for one: saanen nga alas-singko ti riingna. Nagbalinen a sometime between 9 and 11:30 AM. In-trainko. Nyehehehehe...







Clifton Pascua
7/17/2006 7:08:38 AM

11:30! My God, balasangko ket pagbalinem metten a mannaturog a kas kenka! hehehehe!

Agurayka ta istoriaan ka kadayta mannaturog:

Adda tallo nga ag-gagayyem a naipadpad iti put-putong nga isla. Awan makan no di daydiay maysa laeng nga itlog (balasang) a nasapulan da iti kadaratan.

Gapu ta de-adal da met ket saan da a naga-apa no di ketdi nagtutulag da -a no asino ti makatag-tagainep iti "kaadaywan-a-lugar" ket isu ti makinkukua kadaydiay nga itlog.

Gayyem Number 1 - Ha pare, nakadanonak sadiay bulan! Siak ti ka-adaywan!

Gayyem Number 2 - Awan dayta pare ket no nakitak diay tuktokmo a kalbo idi napanko binisita ni San Pedro. Mayat gayam diay langit!

Kinita da ni VF no ania met ti tagtagainepna...

Immisem laeng sana kinuna...

"pasensia kayon kakabsat ta kunak no dikayon makasubli isu a kinnan kon a diay itlog. Sayang laeng no maibbong!




Sherma Benosa
7/17/2006 7:19:12 AM

Nyehehehehehehe Awan daytoy nga VF!

Mannaturog nga? Sinukatanmi laeng ti oras ti turogmi. Kadkaduaennak ngamin no kasta a kasapulak ti agsurat iti riserts ko, agbasa, wenno maki-telebabadak. Mapuyat kami a dua no kua. So siempre, naladawkami met nga agriing.

Kakaisuna a malem laengen ti serrekko. Hah!




Severino Pader
7/17/2006 9:37:09 AM

Di met la naikawa ni PB aya Sherma? pinagbalin mo met a night caten!

Barok addaka gayamen, dika met nagpadpadlawen...




Clifton Pascua
7/17/2006 10:36:16 AM

Naaa... Ni Tang Sev, talaga a nasiput hehehe!

Sumirip-siripak met idiay trabahok idi ngem temporario a pinakrisan dakami amin idi (kas kenni atanud Fred) isu a diak makaposte.

No sumangpetak met ditoy balay ket palalo met ti bannog ti utek (ken puso hehehe) isu a pagtarusak ti maturog! No weekend met ket adu met ti imbitasion 'su a diak pay masangon ti maki-kaarruba.

Kumusta Teacher?




Severino Pader
7/17/2006 10:30:08 PM

Nasayaat latta met Barok. Kagapgapuk datoy napalabas a weekend diay Ilokos ta nagminatay kami. Kapanpanaw la ni Bagyo Florita idi nagawidak su a tudo, layus ken angin nga umatiberret ti simmagbay kaniak...

Ania aya ti kayat mo a pasalubong? A-ania a balasang nga iyar-arasaas mo? Awan insangpetko a balasang a!

No kayat mo adda basi nga insaganak kenka. Pang-export pay kunamman!




Rudy Rumbaoa
7/18/2006 12:49:50 PM

Good Morning, P'reng Cliff ken amin a bisitam ita!

Baliwakto ti tumugaw...




Arlane Manzano
7/18/2006 2:28:44 PM

elo... bip! bip... dimmagasak laeng... got to work.



Dan Corpuz
7/18/2006 9:04:40 PM

Umayakman met apo!!! awan kayunsa met? agsubliakto ngarud madamdama.



Dan Corpuz
7/19/2006 11:10:07 PM

Pareng Cliff umayak manen...pangngaasim ta umayakman agpaskil ti para ken ni miss... ditoy.

Miss... naladaw daytoy ipaskilko ditoy(awan ngamin iluko dot com itay). saan a kas itay nagsaritaanta: maladladawak bassit a dumanon dita honolulu, diay hotel-ton nga agkikitata tayo. apo! aya ti pusaksakyon nga aggayyem, nagistayannak ket nagkudaap! ngem sika laeng ti sabong dagitoy matak! ok, see ya...




Arlane Manzano
7/20/2006 9:14:03 AM

kunak no siak laeng ti natraffic, uray met gayam kenka Dan? 24 hrs ko nga inasak ti intero nga aydotcom. Tsk...

kumusta kayo kakabsat?




Clifton Pascua
7/20/2006 9:51:00 AM

Hello Folks, thank you for dropping by uray no saan kayo a masangaili!

I am home all day ta medio nasakit ti bag-bagi, ngem hal-ot ketdi ta aginana-ak man kunak ngem di met magawidan a saan a leppasen tay narugian a trabaho. No apay ketdi a naimbento ti e-mails ken flash cards hehehe!

Kadagitay padak a workaholic, panay siguro ti ngirsi da. Ne, saan yo nga isubli kaniak dayta pang-ngarig a “THE MAYONNAISE JAR AND TWO CUPS of COFFEE” ta awan met pay ti ‘golf balls’ ko ditoy hehehe! Uray tay pusak ket impanawda!!!

Hmmm....

Tang Sev, awatem Tang ti naimpusoan a panakipagladingit ko... I am sorry....

Bagyo! Kaka-asi manen ti Pilipinas no kasta (uray no diak koma kayat nga ibalikas dayta)! Kaanonto ngata aya a maparaburan met iti umiso a tiempo tapno saan koma met a madidigra la unay dagiti pagtatalonan a mangpakpakan iti pagilian! So...the Philippines will import rice again to feed the country!
Sige man ngarud, ramanak man ta basi ken awan ibagbagak a balasang Tang hehehe !

Pare Rudy and Dan, bantayan yo dagita tugawyo baka no gudagudak iti sabawil hehehe!

elo... bip bip met kenka ading Arlane. Make sure you are driving in the right lane hehehe!




Clifton Pascua
7/20/2006 9:56:14 AM

Hopsla! Ngan-nganinak met dinungparen Arlane! This is Continental Europe adingko not England. We drive on the right side of the road, the correct Lane hehehe!

(awan ka met itay yong!)




Clifton Pascua
7/20/2006 10:01:17 AM

Hello Ms. Benosa....apay matmaturog ka pay laeng. Ni PB baka no mabisin iti apros hehehe!



Rudy Rumbaoa
7/20/2006 11:52:22 AM

Diak pay tumugaw P'reng Cliff, sintirek man pay laeng...'mangan no ginudagundam ti sabawil ti tugawko hehehe...

Bip bip, Arlane-simmiripka met gayam...

Hello Dan, Sherma! Ne awan sa ni Insan Sev?




Arlane Manzano
7/20/2006 3:55:25 PM

agpaigidka ngamin Manong Cliff, magmagnaka laeng ngem iwidawidmo met dita tengnga ti kalsada. ke continental europe, ke england wenno canada isu la nga isu nga no highway, lugan ti dumalan. no sidewalk, tao.

hahaha....

Manong Rudy, simmiripak laeng ammok ngamin nga adda sabawil iti arubayan ni Manong Cliff. apay nga ammok? kumanuskos ngamin itay ket nasiputak nga napan naginudo idiay likod. nagastayanna pay insebba diay bagina dita atong. Nabuduan la unay hahaha.




Sherma Benosa
7/20/2006 8:01:41 PM

Good morning, Manong Rudy, Sis, Manong Cliff! Just woke up! Hehehe.

VF, PB or you? Can't be PB, halos nagpatnagko a sinaksaklot! Must be you. Ngem piman, diak la ammmon no kayat pay ni PB ti umasideg kaniam. Siak metten ti bigbigenna nga amona. Nyehehe




Sherma Benosa
7/20/2006 8:05:52 PM

Bona fortuna!

Nyehehe




Clifton Pascua
7/21/2006 1:46:25 AM

Yes I am Sherma and tenkyu diay pinangsak-saklot mo kaniak a nagpatpatnag! hehehe!

Nagmayat ngarud ti turog ko ket na-awan a dagus tay gurigor ko idi rabii!

Ala ngaruden adingko a balasang, come with me and be my cat!




Clifton Pascua
7/21/2006 2:13:25 AM

Kunkunak kadi laeng ta sabawil Ka Rudy. Tumugaw ka kadi ta sarsaritaam bassit ni Arlane.

Hey Arlane, apay aginudo ti agas ti magatelan ti sabawil? Di aglalo nga aglapitog! 'Apros', apros adingko ti kasamayan nga agas na.




Sherma Benosa
7/21/2006 2:42:16 AM

Hehehehe

Awan daytoy a Manong Cliff. Sabali man ti kayatna nga interpretasion diay insuratkon!

Kasano ka met sa sakloten ngay? Apay baby wenno pusa.

Huuu! Awan ka nga talaga!





Clifton Pascua
7/21/2006 3:50:44 AM

Apay baby ken pusa laeng aya ti mayat a pasaklot?

Malagip ko la ngarud daydi istoriak nga 'innubingan'

Guray ta irugik:

ehe, ehe, ehe, ungaaaaaa! sanak to umay ay-aywen....




Severino Pader
7/21/2006 5:09:18 AM

mayat latta ta tongtongan yo maipanggep kenni PB a!
adda pay sinnaklot na! nagimas koman yors... suna laeng Barok ta saan kano met a sika ni PB. hehehe




Johnnyric Domingo
7/21/2006 9:30:27 PM

Diak maawatan toy istiada Sherma ken Gayyem Clff, Sir Sev...itugawkoman ti agdengngeg bareng addanto pamalpalatpatan no madamdama.



Sherma Benosa
7/22/2006 5:57:55 AM

Nyehehehe

Hello, Manong Sevie, Manong JRIC.

Daytoy ngamin Manong Cliff, dina maawat a siakon ti bigbigen ni PB nga amona. Dina ngamin maawat ti pannakaabakna. Su a kasta, umapal kenni PB a kanaoyonko ap-aprosan ken saksakloten. Hehehe




Dan Corpuz
7/22/2006 8:35:55 AM

Pareng Cliff, umayak man met agdengeg ti estoriayo

naimbag a bigatmo Sherma.




Ray Miguel
7/23/2006 10:21:43 AM

kumusta kayon a gagayyem ken kakarruba?

hehe, nabayagak a saan nga immay simmiripen isu diak ammo no asino ni pb.
ngem addaak manen ta kasilpo metten toy kararuak ti iluko.comen.




Arlane Manzano
7/23/2006 10:38:32 PM

ungaaaaaa?

hahaha Manong Clif, baby NUANGka kadi?

harharharhar!

elo ebribadi!




Clifton Pascua
7/24/2006 1:25:38 AM

Hello again kakaarruba. Agurayman ta madamdama tay trabaho ta sanguen kayo bassit:

Tang Sev, di ka makatagari maipapan kenni PB, -barbarengli. Nagmayat siguro ania no adda ti mangsaklot kenka no kasta a masakit ka!

Ka J’ric, o ania gayyem, adda kadin pamalpalatpatam? Ibagam man kabsat ta uray siak ket maulawakon. Madamdama ket adda istoriaek maipapan iti pusa ken kadagitay ngannganin mabaketan a balasang hehehe!

Pareng Dan, alaem ta butaka ta more comfy hehehe! alluadam no adda kiteb na hehehe!

Pareng Ray, lung-si, no-taym (?) kunadan sa itay! How are you and welcome back gayyem!

ARLANE! Kasano nga isurat mo ti agsangit a tao? sika met....hmmm... ania ngata ti pangsutil ko kenka..... Ms. Tika(o)y?




Clifton Pascua
7/24/2006 1:33:31 AM

Hehehehe....

Ms. Benosa~~~~~~ don't forget that PB is VF and VF is PB....

alluadam laeng no ania ti ma-aprosam adingko~~~~




Clifton Pascua
7/24/2006 1:59:21 AM

Aguray ta agistoriak maipapan kadayta pusa. (hmmm, saan a tay pusak ha!)

Ken idedikar ko man para kadagitay medio 'maudin-iti-biahe' (bato-bato sa-langit...), ke_lalaki or ke_babai, nang-nangruna kadagitay kunkunak a kanayon a manglangit-langit hehehe!


IRREVERSIBLE ERROR: WISHING FOR A PRINCE CHARMING

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Virtual Friend, there lived an ‘Old Maid’ (OM) and her MALE cat. Kas kadagiti adun a naglabas a sumipnget, malidlidayan manen a mangap-apros ken makisarsarita iti pusana.

“If only, ....a diak napili idi ket adda koma met kasarsaritak itan a kanayon a prince charming ko, a saan ketdi a pusa” sangkakuna ni Ms. OM. (bato bato sa langit hehehehe!)

Iti maysa a sumipnget, pagammuan laengen ta nagpakita ni ‘Fairy Godmother’. “I see you were a very good Lady all your life OM, so here I am to grant you three wishes” imbaga daytoy.

“Oh really? Then make me young again ken napintas ken kaakit-akit!” wished OM.

.... and BOUFFF!!!! OM became as beautiful as Madonna and all dressed like a princess!

“then your second wish my child? ” kinuna ni Fairy Godmother.

OM looked at her old bed and wished without hesitation: “Can you make my bedroom and my bed as beautiful as the bed of the Queen of England please.....” and presto, it’s a queens bed and bedroom, all pink!

“Now, it’s your third and last wish my dear, you better think wisely” advised the good Fairy Godmother.

OM took only a couple of seconds to think and blurted: “I want you to make my cat to be a handsome young prince of my age!”

And BOUFFF again, a handsome young man appeared next to her in bed and the Fairy Godmother disappeared.

Ammoyon no ania ti sumaruno di ketdin......?

..................

but then.....,

“OM, I am sure you will regret what you did to me before” kinuna diay guapo a prince charming.

“ did what handsome?~~~~” sinaludsod ni OM a napalalo ti lambing na.

“Diay pinangKAPON mo kaniak!”

NALPAS!




Sherma Benosa
7/24/2006 2:47:03 AM

"Ms. Benosa~~~~~~ don't forget that PB is VF and VF is PB..." —VF

That was before, Manong. Idi diak pay naikkat daydi tali a namagsilpo kaniayo. Now, PB is simply PB...



//Hello Sister, Manong Ray, Dan...




Clifton Pascua
7/24/2006 3:26:09 AM

'pay ngarud ading ta everytime you caress PB ket marik-riknak met ta apros mo? so soft, so gentle~~~

and the kiss? hmmmm!

hehehehe!




Rudy Rumbaoa
7/24/2006 11:35:20 AM

sumiripak ken agdengegak kadagiti diskutiryo, P'reng Cliff. Mayat man, sige tuloyyo latta...

hello everybody!!!




Severino Pader
7/24/2006 8:56:52 PM

Barok, ni OM sa met laeng tay nagkuna idi kaub-ubinganna na nga ti kayat na ti maysa a lalaki ket tay adda Thunderbird na!... Gapu ti kapipili na, bimaket ti uray langa nan ngem kasdi latta nga awan mauray na nga adda Thunderbird na...

Idi makabalaw isuna , impakpakaasi na ken Apo Dios ti kastoy:

"Diosko, uray no awan Thunder nan, basta adda bird na!" he3!




Sherma Benosa
7/25/2006 12:30:58 AM

For manong Cliff: Ow, agam-ammangawka siguro a!

Manong Rudy, kumusta kan? Bagyo ditoy Pinas ita... Huuu!

Manong Sevie. Hehehehe Makakatawaak man kadayta istoriam.


La ta innak pay! Let's go, PB! Nyehehehe




Clifton Pascua
7/25/2006 4:27:12 AM

…if living is denying what I felt and death is “am-amangaw”, then let me die Sherma! –Virtual Friend



Clifton Pascua
7/25/2006 5:09:08 AM

Bak no agbunga ta matam Ka Rudy. Imbag koma no bunga't mansanitas laeng ngem no kasla tangkoy, nalpas! Rummuar ka ketdi ta pang-ngegan ka iti sagawisiw kabsat:

Ania ti mangngegmo no umisbo tay: naistoriak sa daytoyen somewhere..

Tay balasang? - i wish, i wish i wish kunana nga awan suwaw na.
Tay addan asawana? - alwayshhhh, alwayshhhh, alwayshhhhh.
Tay balo ken na-awanan hehehe? - I misshhhh, I mishhhhhhh

Nakitam diay gidiat diay suwaw na Kakang? HAK HAK HAK!


Tang Sev, kastoy met ti ammok nga istoriana dayta ibagbagam:

Idi tinedier pay - kayat ko tay naguapo ken nabanglo kunana
Idi late 20's - kayat ko tay naguapo, nabanglo ket responsible.
Idi late 30's - uray responsible laengen, mabalinen.
Idi bumaketen - any man, any man, uray man....pagan-anusan lattan!

...innak man laengen baka no adda mangbaut kaniak hehehe!




Arlane Manzano
7/25/2006 9:56:16 AM

ARLANE! Kasano nga isurat mo ti agsangit a tao? sika met....hmmm... ania ngata ti pangsutil ko kenka..... Ms. Tika(o)y?---- VF

kastoy ney... (VF while PB and Sherma are on a bench watching the sunset)

gapu iti tadem dagiti kusilapna, nagarimasa dagiti bimmukirad a matak ket diak napupuotan ti isasalog dagiti traydor a luak.... "WAAAA..... siak manen aya ti pinagmangitdan.... huhuhuhuhu. Annay, gasat isublim dayta pusak!"

tay ngay met uttot Manong VF, Sir Sev kasano met ti panagdudumada?

Sister, inton weekend intanto ipasiar ni PB dita Enchanted Kingdom wenno ditoy Disneyland. Sigurado, new experience dayta kenkuana ta KURI...T tay amona idi.




Rudy Rumbaoa
7/25/2006 2:26:26 PM

Adtoyakon P'reng Cliff ngem pinanawannak metten! Agbunga kunam? Saan ta naka-shades ak ita, dina ngata met saruten daytoy Hak hak hak!!!

Hi Insan Sev, Sherma, Arlane!

Arlane natsambaanka met laeng ngem ania ketdin a gasatmo aya ta diak naitugot tay sarukod a pagbautko, he-he!

Naimbag nga orasayo Kailian!




Severino Pader
7/25/2006 6:13:21 PM

diak ammo ta uttot a damdamagem Arlane! baam ta iresearch ko pay la...

subliankanto...





Clifton Pascua
7/25/2006 9:26:19 PM

Ania ket daytoy a Ms. Kalamayen aya! Tay short cut na ti kunak saan a panangdescribir no kasano ti agsangit! Huhuhuhu ket para babbai dayta ken Waaa ket saan a sangit no di ket pukkaw ti aglako ti kalamay! HAK HAK HAK!

Saan kadi adingko, saan a KURIboT ti pangikargaanyo kenni PB ta kaasi met. Ubbaenyon to lattan uray ta nalambing met aglalo no adda ti nalukneng a pagsadagan na! hehehehehehehehe! Immala kaniak dayta a mahilig ti nalukneng (a pungan) hohohohoho!

Hmm.. Ka Rudy, baka no ania man dita ti masiripmon!

Tang Sev! Uttot, dimo ammo? hehehe -'tay ngay maka-uttot ti uray la nga gapu ti....sikan ti mangituloyen baka no makabasolak ket lapigosendak!




Clifton Pascua
7/26/2006 2:22:29 PM

Here is something that was shared to me by a good friend from the U.S. and I thought of sharing it also to all friends in Aydatcom.

[As a young professor, kinapudnona ket adda maysa a baket nga estudiantek idi, (night classes) who was trying to get additional qualifying units for a promotion. I will never forget how grateful she was when after telling her she passed the subject, invited me to sit and shared her baon of lansones. She died two weeks after finishing the course.]


THE STORY OF ROSE

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder.

I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being.

She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose.

I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?"

I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze.

"Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked.

She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids..."

"No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.

"I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me.

After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.

We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months we would leave class together and talk non-stop. I was always mesmerized listening to this "time machine" as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.

Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went.

She loved to dress up and she revelled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.

At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet.

I'll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor.

Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, "I'm sorry I’m so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I’ll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know."

As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, "We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing.

There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor every day. You've got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.

We have so many people walking around who are dead and don't even know it!

There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up.

If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don't do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight.

Anybody can grow older. That doesn't take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change. Have no regrets.

The elderly usually don't have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets."

She concluded her speech by courageously singing “The Rose."

She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives.

At the year's end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago.

One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep.

Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it's never too late to be all you can possibly be.

When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they'll really enjoy it!

These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE.

REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.
We make a Living by what we get; we make a Life by what we give.

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.




Severino Pader
7/26/2006 9:17:43 PM

nei, sabali man a Cliff daytoyen...

Nayonam man pay Barok... napia la a bulbulodek no siak to ti agdiskurso...




Arlane Manzano
7/28/2006 4:27:18 PM

klap! klap! mayat, Sir Sev i-filemon ne.

more pay ah, manong Cliff. KAsta a, sulnitem dagitay words of wisdom a nasakdom manipud idi punganay agingga itan ta F-8 kan. hehehe.

The serenity prayer...

God, grant me the serenity to accept the thinhs I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to know the difference.




Clifton Pascua
7/28/2006 11:51:58 PM

Hey Tang Sev! 'pay sumrek kan a politician? Hmmm... sige Tang ta ibutos ka ken tuladem daydi Apo Lakay Ferdie, nasaririt ken malalaki nga Ilokano!

Kastoy man sa ti imbagana idi: “It is not a choice of life, it is a choice of death. If this is life, I'd rather die.”

Hoy Arlane, asino ti nangibaga nga F-8kon! (pay man ta tuladek tay bukabulariom....) ‘ti la taltalang-gutangem!' hehehe!

FYI, Ay em only F-16, like the famous jet fighter hehehe! Young and courageous, not like you.... a vintage world war II Tora-tora plane! HAK HAK HAK!

Here’s one for you girl, from Mr. Albert Einstein:

"The ideals which have lighted my way and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. The trite subjects of human efforts, Possessions, Outward-Success, and Luxury have always seemed to me contemptible."




Clifton Pascua
7/29/2006 1:19:31 AM

Ket daytoy met ket para kadatay amin a mangtulong kadatayo a mangkatar iti masanguanan tayo, from the 'story of Rose':

REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.
We make a Living by what we get; we make a Life by what we give.

ngem kuna met ni VF: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU KISS A GIRL?

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!