INNOCENSE OF A CHILD
4/16/2006 9:15:51 AM
NEVER ARGUE WITH A CHILD
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> A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said
> it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
> though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
> The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated,
> the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
> physically impossible.
> The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
> The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
> The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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> A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
> drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
> As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
> the drawing was?
> The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
> The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
> Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
> "They will in a minute."
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> A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five
> and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father
> and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
> treat our brothers and sisters?"
> Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a
> family)answered,"Thou shall not kill."
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> One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes
> at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several
> strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. ! ;
> She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
> hairs white, Mom?"
> Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and
> make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
> The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
> "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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> The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
> persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
> "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
> and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a
> doctor.'"
> A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher.
> She's dead."
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> A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
> make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,
> the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
> face."
> "Yes," the class said.
> "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position
> the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
> A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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> The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
> school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
> The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God
> is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of
> the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written
> a
> note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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Leo Beligan
7/30/2013 6:24:38 PM
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