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LIFE CYCLE
8/8/2006 7:11:53 AM

Life Cycle



I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should start out dead, get it out of the way.

You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then,

when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get

ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no

responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months

floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service

on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm.

It's got to be better this way 'cause this getting old sucks.







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