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Hi8/16/2009 7:09:52 PM
"ENGLISH MOVIES U SHOULD NOT TRANSLATE IN TAGALOG" 4/27/2009 7:44:58 PM
"ENGLISH MOVIES U SHOULD NOT TRANSLATE IN TAGALOG" 3/1/2009 6:32:01 PM
"ABOUT JOB INTERVIEW"2/1/2009 8:16:51 PM
"POLICE COMMENTS"12/1/2008 8:24:49 PM
"BE A PRISONER OF HOPE"11/9/2008 5:29:15 PM
"BE A PRISONER OF HOPE"11/9/2008 5:27:41 PM
"Women"10/24/2008 6:29:27 PM
"WOMEN'7/20/2008 5:42:03 PM
Hi Everybody6/29/2008 6:26:58 PM
"Music"5/11/2008 6:54:31 AM
"SO FAR"4/29/2008 6:13:45 PM
"3 WOMEN"4/27/2008 8:01:07 PM
"CONTINUATION OF GOOD RELATIONSHIP SECRETS"11/3/2007 5:57:31 PM
"SECRETS OF GOOD RELATIONSHIP"10/28/2007 5:09:37 PM
" hi to everybody"8/19/2007 9:21:12 AM
"SPAGHETTI"6/10/2007 9:54:16 PM
"WEDDINGS"5/14/2007 8:36:31 PM
"POLICE JOKE'S"4/7/2007 10:11:58 PM
"MORNING SMILE"2/13/2007 8:17:47 PM
" THE OLD MAN"1/31/2007 4:36:03 PM
" ACOUNTANTS"1/6/2007 10:41:55 PM
"BLONDE ON THE SUN"12/28/2006 8:56:06 PM
"Fifty Ways to Love Your Partner"11/17/2006 8:46:54 PM
"FOOD FUNNIES"11/3/2006 6:00:47 PM
"JOKES ONLY"10/25/2006 8:35:32 PM
"A TEXAN, A FRENCHMAN & A CANADIAN ARE OUT RIDING HORSES"10/18/2006 7:19:36 PM
"Just For Fun"10/13/2006 8:31:56 PM
"A bald Man"10/2/2006 8:21:28 PM
"POISONOUS"9/27/2006 7:47:24 PM
"Tiger Falls and George Mourns"9/4/2006 7:55:10 PM
" FRIEND"8/23/2006 7:37:13 PM
Test of Dementia continuation...8/19/2006 9:06:28 PM
"Test of Dementia or Pakulo"8/19/2006 8:54:03 PM
"THE GIFT OF FRIENDSHIP"8/8/2006 8:40:49 PM
"LIFE and MARRIAGE"8/4/2006 8:10:52 PM
"Sussie mo"7/28/2006 8:35:35 PM
" JUST KIDDING"7/26/2006 8:35:05 PM






 Hi
8/16/2009 7:09:52 PM

kumusta kayo amin nga sangapada awan labas na

Comment(s): 4  | Lastupdate: 10/21/2009 8:16:05 AM



 "ENGLISH MOVIES U SHOULD NOT TRANSLATE IN TAGALOG"
4/27/2009 7:44:58 PM

16. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer' Stone -
Adik si harry, Tumira ng Shabu.
17. Click - Isang Pindot Ka Lang.
18. Brokeback Mountain - May Nawasak sa
Likod=2 ong Bundok ng Tralala/Bumigay
sa Bundok.
19. The Day of the Dead - Undas
20. Waterworld - Pista ng San Juan
21. There's Something About Mary - May K'wan
sa Ano ni Maria
22. Employee of the Month - Ang Sipsip
23. Resident Evil - Ang Biyenan
24. Kill Bill - Kilitiin sa Bilbil
25. The Grudge - Lintik lang ang Walang
ganti
26. Nightmare Before Christmas - Binangu-
ngot san Nocha Buena
27. Never Been Kissed - Pangit Kasi
28. Gone in 60 Seconds - 1 Round Lang, Tulog
29. The Fast and the Furious - Ang Bitin,
Galit
30. Too Fast, Too Furious - Kapag Sobrang
Bitin, Sobrang Galit
31. Dude, Where's My Car - Dong, Anong
Level Ulit Tayo Nag-park?
32. Beauty adn the Beast - Ang Asawa ko
ang Nanay Nya
33. The Lord and the Rings - Ang Alahero
34. Die Hard - Hindi Mamatay-matay
35. Die Hard. With A Vengeance - Hindi Na
Mamatay-matay, Nag-higanti Pa


Comment(s): 13  | Lastupdate: 8/6/2009 7:56:30 AM



 "ENGLISH MOVIES U SHOULD NOT TRANSLATE IN TAGALOG"
3/1/2009 6:32:01 PM

1. Black Hawk Down - Ibon Maitim sa Ibaba
2. Dead Man's Chost - Dodo ng Taong Patay
3. I know What You Did Last Summer - Uyy...Aminin!
4. Love, Actually - Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-ibig
5. Million Dollar Baby - 50 Milyong Pisong Sanggol
(depende sa exchange rate)
6. The Blair Witch Project - Ang Proyekto ng
Bruhang si Blair
7. Mary Poppins - Si Mariang May Putok
8. Snakes on a Plane - Nag-ahasan sa Ere
9. The Postman Always Rings Twice - Ang kartero
Kapag Dumutdot Laging Dalawang Beses
10. Sum of All Fears - Takot Mo, Takot ko, Takot
Nating Lahat
11. Swordfish - Talakitok
12. Pretty Woman - Ganda ng Lola Mo
13. Robin Hood, Men in Tights - Si Robin Hood at
Ang Mga Felix Bakat
14. Four Weddings and a Funeral - Kahit Apat na
Beses ka Pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay Ka Rin
15. The Good, The Bad and the Ugly - Ako, Ikaw,
Kayong Lahat
TO BE CONTINUED....




Comment(s): 20  | Lastupdate: 5/3/2009 6:31:37 PM



 "ABOUT JOB INTERVIEW"
2/1/2009 8:16:51 PM

Three guys went for a job interview. The personnel officer conducting the interview had no ears. He told the first candidate , "This job calls
for observations, so I want to make observation about me."
The first guy said:"You've got no ears,"
The personnel officer was furious an threw him
out.
The second guy entered and was alson invited to
make an observation.
"You've got no ears, "he said.
The personnel officer went crazy and threw him
out.
Then the third guy came in and he too was asked
to make an observation.
"You wear contact lenses,"he said.
"Wow!"said the personnel officer. "That's ama-
zing. How did you know?"
"Because you've got no ears to hold up glasses.


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 "POLICE COMMENTS"
12/1/2008 8:24:49 PM

These 16 police comments were taken off actual polcie car videos around the country:

#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through"

#15 "Relax, the hancuffs are tight because they're new. They'll strecth after you wear them a while."

#14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

#11 "You don't know how fast were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

#9 "Warning! You want a warning? Ok, I'm warning you not do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, far is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs, and step in monkey poop."

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5 "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC."

#4 "How bif were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"

#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."


Comment(s): 1  | Lastupdate: 2/1/2009 7:54:22 PM