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Kara kruz: sins of desire (season premiere)

01/25/2018


Kara Kruz: Sins of Desire (Season Premiere)

Kalis Marco S, M.R.B.


Forgiveness isn’t something you give to someone who has caused you pain, it’s something you give to yourself
-Alexandra Danvers, Supergirl 2:10


Part V, Da Formula 5

Disclaimer: This work of fiction is based on true events and confessions during tita Judge Aramina’s trials and tribulations. Names, places, and events are slightly modified and altered not to sensationalize but to hide the true personae and identities of the characters and any similarities to your real life experiences are purely accidental, co-incidental, and unintended. Peks man, cross my heart and hope to die. Discretion is strongly advised as some readers might find the contents just a little offensive.

(apparently, I have to keep it non-erotic, non-explicit, and non-wet dreamy, tita Judge Aramina can only hope)



HELLOOOO WORLD!

I’m baaaack. Did you miss me?


My mommy Miss Brenda once said:

“Bleepninamski toinkskatpura pitang gadski kaykayatskim makiki akditatski hi-hi-hi ha-ha-ha”

I never really understood what my Mommy Miss Brenda had said, probably it was cryptic codes but I was pretty sure she was not speaking Kryptonian

(because my mommy Miss Brenda is not really the Kryptonian Supergirl... although like Supergirl, my mommy Miss Brenda can also fly, she’s a flight attendant you know, that’s right, she is my Supermommy)

my mommy Miss Brenda is really i-Badocian from Badoc Ilocos, I did not understand what she was saying probably because I was still in my mommy Miss Brenda’s womb at that time.

OMG! They were so noisy. I didn’t even have any pillow to cover my ears so they won’t disturb my sleep. Sometimes I’d kick my mommy’s tummy to let them know I could hear them:

“Look Marco San! Our baby is moving! And he can kick like Jet Li the dragon emperor!”

For some reason, that I understood.

Contrary to popular belief, my daddy Marco San is really i-Dingrasian, not Korean. I was i-Gothamian because I was born in UN Medical Center New York and we all live in Princeton NJ. How we all met and live in Princeton that I never understood.

“It is not really nice to kick someone in the gut Kal-EL”, tita Judge Aramina said the other day, “and forgive me Kal-EL if I have to impose on you with writing and posting the next sequel to our ‘documents’ stories”.

Apparently, apong Don Huan de Markus volunteered to write this sequel, but immediately withdrew his services when tita Judge Aramina indicated it has to be written in English:

Ay aput na, durayditana, apong Don Huan de Markus apparently lamented, I really don’t want to torture anyone with my English-Carabao.

Ha?

If apong Don Huan’s English is really Carabao-English… o boy, apong Don Huan is really in big trouble. Because not only that I’ve never heard apong Don Huan’s carabao say anything in English, I think his carabao can’t speak too!

All his carabao did the other day was chew and stare at me with his big eyes. Probably he thought he was looking at his mirror-reflection because we have the same bullad, big bulgy eyes.

So I pretended to be chewing my imaginary food too; because it appeared he was chewing at his imaginary food because I did not see any grass in front of him.

Probably it could be true that like the stupid ass, apong Don Huan’s carabao might be lacking some form of intelligence. Well, I thought to myself, probably because of Law of Averages, the carabao’s lack of intelligence is more than compensated by its well-endowed tongue.

That’s right, his carabao has some tremendously long tongue. I know that because while apong Don Huan’s carabao chewed at its imaginary grass, once in a while… it would stick his tongue… straight into its nostril!

Probably the carabao really does not have a choice because of its lack of fingers; how can the poor carabao poke out his boogers. He even does not have hands or arms… he has four legs, and toes like the camel toes. I really don’t think those carabao toes could fit his nostrils.

“Oh my, what long tongue you have Kal-EL!”

Tita Alexandria D. Dario and tita Alexandria D. Dario exclaimed with their sparkling eyes and the sweetest smile. I did not realize I was actually seeing double because my left eyesight was crossing with the path of my right eyesight while I was trying to focus my eyes at the tip of my tongue as I tried to touch my nose with my tongue, just like apong Don Huan’s carabao.

Tita Alex picked me up and hugged me. She must have missed me, I thought as I put my arms around her neck.


Enihu, just like what tita Alexandra Danvers had said, I have forgiven tita Judge Aramina for imposing on me to write these postings… in english.

“And Kalis Marco San”, my UP-IB Daycare teacher asked me sometime ago, “what exactly did Special Agent Dr. Alexandra Danvers mean In Supergirl season 2 episode 10 when she said

Forgiveness isn’t something you give to someone who has caused you pain, it’s something you give to yourself

Does that mean you have to forgive yourself?”

Well, when you forgive that person who has caused you pain, you are doing it for yourself, you don’t want the pain to linger and to gnaw at you and be constantly reminded of being wronged, you don’t want to spend the rest of your life probably hating that person… so when you forgive, you are relieving yourself of that burden.

That’s what I wanted to say, but for some reason I suddenly remembered Tita Ariana and the time we were gallivanting at the mall:

“Hi-hi-hi I s-s-saw Tita Ara k-k-kizzing m-my d-d-ddaddy Marco San t-ta Clauz a-and nnot only tthat she got her ttwo front teeth for Christmas, she also got ttwo bibis hi-hi gu-gu ga-ga.”

“Haaay Kalis Marco San, go back to sleep.” My teacher at the University of Prinston International Baccalaureate Daycare sighed and just shook her head.

Enihu, I have forgiven Tita Judge Aramina because I understand she is a little over-encumbered these days. Because not only that she is a DIA

Diosa Iti Ayat

Love Goddess, tita Judge Aramina is also the most beauteous, the most gorgeous new

Vice President.




Kalis Marco San, M.R.B. ©2018






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