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morot
12/19/2006 6:57:00 PM

kumusta kayo amin nga kapagayam mi ania met ti madamag kadagiti nadumaduma nga pammapatay dita lugar tayo


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Leo Beligan
7/15/2012 5:16:00 PM
Komusta kakailian, nalpas ngata't raepen.
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morot
7/16/2012 6:39:00 AM
idiay away mi bassit laingen ti saan a makatalon, bareng adda manen suerte ita. addak ditoy ili ita
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isabella
7/20/2012 8:54:00 PM
The mother of 16-y-o lakay Flor was concerned that her son was already actively having sex. Worried that her young son might get somebody pregnant and adversely impact on the family status, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today are very willful, and any attempt to stop young lakay Flor would probably result in rebellion. The doctor then told her to arrange for her son to attend sex education classes, and, until then, talk to him about the birds and the bees, and give him a box of condom to prevent him from getting girls pregnant.

Later that evening, while young Lakay Flor was getting ready to go on a date, the mother told him about the situation and, to prevent any pregnancies, handed him a box of condoms.

Young Lakay Flor started to laugh and reached over to hug his mother saying, "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about me getting any girl pregnant! I'm dating Boris!"
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Lakay Flor
7/21/2012 2:26:00 PM
tatang isabella, dagitay aramidmo a binabakla ti umaymo man ibasbassawang ditoyen yos. awan kadi laengen ti sabali nga inka pagottoganen aya?
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morot
7/23/2012 4:47:00 PM
Wen met ngamin isabella,saan a puro kabaklaan ti ipost kitaem ket nag-react ni lakay Flor....ti mayat ket tay koma papasamak idiay ili tayo nga ipadpadamg dagitay kabagyan tayo idiay...Naimbag nga aldaw yo amin dita ngatok.....
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isabella
7/26/2012 5:30:00 AM
Manong Morot, nag re-act ni Lakay Flor a ta no asinno ti mangan ti sili ket isu ti magasangan. Saan kadi?

Apo Lakay Flor, agpappapasak laeng ken mangalala iti ado nga sexperience tapno maparagsak to a nasayaat dagiti partners ko. Umapal kansa ketdi ta siguro awanen ti alsem ni Baket Flora, wenno talaga nga agkaragkaragen dagita tumeng mo. Hi hi hi hi....
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Juan Santos Romano
7/30/2012 5:32:00 AM
Naimbag nga orasyo amin appo ditoy abong ni ama morot. Umayko la yebkas ti pannakipagladingit ko iti ipupusay ni maestra Nelly Amorsolo (Concepcion Gorospe-Amorsolo), sigud a taga Poblacion dita Sta. Cruz. Addaak latta met ditoy Villa Hermosa nga agyak-yakayak ti tangingi, ngem kakaasi met toy kapitan Rapada ta kanayon a pasagidanda idiay munisipio ta nagpapirma iti petition a maisardng koma ti panagminas.
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ingo
7/30/2012 7:00:00 PM
Ti kunak dayta agyak-yakayak dita igid ti baybay santo la agsardeng no masukan ti valle dita ili tayo.Ti question kaanonto pay ngata? Wenno urayen tayo laingen nga agsingir ti kaparsuan.
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justine
7/30/2012 10:12:00 PM
Apo Juan, nasakit ti nakem ni Kap Rapada ta isu ti nangirugi nga agmina dita igid ti baybay ngem, gapu ti apal, pinasardeng ni Bio Valle sa isudan ken Ma'am Tessie ti nangituloy.

Tata Ingo, no addanto natured sa magasatan a mangsukat iti panagturay dagiti Valle, isu danto ti mangituloy ti panagyakayak idta igid ti baybay.
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isabella
7/31/2012 4:03:00 PM
Kuya Berting, kailangan ba talagang may pera ako para pumayag kang makipagdate? Hindi naman kailangan ang pera kung magkainan tayo, ah. Maliban na lang kung talagang sexperto ka sa kainan kaya ka nagpapabayad. Nakakapanggigil ka talaga...hi hi hi hi!
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Berting
7/31/2012 7:53:00 PM
Lalona pag nakitamo akong nagsia"shower" sa banyo!
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isabella
8/1/2012 7:48:00 AM
Kuya Berting, gustong sumama ang girl friend ko para tatlo tayo sa shower. Baka raw talagang may ipagmaMALAKI ka.
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Berting
8/1/2012 8:11:00 PM
Hmmm...threesome! And under the shower too! You,re so sweet, Isabella!
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justine
8/3/2012 12:58:00 PM
Berting met Isabella, an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 57, they drank and bulshitted a bit, then she asked Berting if he'd ever had a 'manege a trois', a mother and daughter threesome.

Berting replied, "No."

They drank a bit more, then Isabella said, "Well, Berting, tonight is your lucky night!" So they went to her place.

Isabella put the hallway lights on and shouted upstairs, "Mom, are you still awake?!"
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Lakay Flor
8/3/2012 6:46:00 PM
Ka-Berting, apay patolam dayta nga bakla? dimo aya ammo a ni tatang isabella ket maysa nga agottog a bakla? saan a kastoy ti panagposte ti maysa nga ilokana, dagitay laeng bakla a kasla ken ni tatang isabella ti agiposte ti inoottog nga aramid, he he he.....naallilawnaka manen tsk tsk tsk!
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Juan Santos Romano
8/4/2012 1:21:00 AM
Naimbag nga orasyo manen appo. Ipeksak man tay kunada a "belated condolence" kada nana Dahlia dita Curba iti ipupusay ni manangna a Marina Gonzales itay napan a bulan. Nagretiro a maestra iti Dili National High School. Kabagyan ni Vilma a taga Candon ni nana Marina.

Nana/ama Justine, naawatakon a saan gayam a pudno ti umay ibagbaga ni Kap. Rapada kadakami nga agyakyakayak ti tangingi. Maysa met detoy a taga Sta. Catalina a suweng.
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Berting
8/4/2012 9:55:00 AM
Ooops!!

Thanks, Lakay Flor, for the info.
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cesot
8/8/2012 7:47:00 PM
Ay Apo kaasi met dagiti tattao idiay Manila adu ti nalaylayus, bareng agsardeng koma metten ti tudo ken saan koma a dumanon ti kastoy a didigra idiay ayan tayo ( Sta. Cruz )
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ingo
8/10/2012 11:03:00 PM
Kumusta kay amin dita Santa Cruz sapay koma awanen ti dagitay luko-luko a bataan ti maysa met luko.....
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Lakay Flor
8/18/2012 12:59:00 AM
After a long nite of making love to isabella, Berting rolls over, looks around, and notices a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed. Naturally, Berting begins to worry. "Is this your husband?", he inquires nervously. "No, silly", isabella replies, snuggling up to him. "Your Boyfriend then?', he asks. "No, not at all," she whispers, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your Dad or your Brother?", he asks, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!, she says. "Well, who is he then?"demands Berting. Calmly isabella replies, 'THAT'S ME before the surgery."
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Leo Beligan
8/22/2012 5:05:00 AM
kakailan, aniat madamag
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BORIS
8/24/2012 9:29:00 PM
Women Are Like Computers

Women are like computers — even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
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Juan Santos Romano
8/26/2012 3:18:00 AM
Apo atorni ken apo ingo, kumusta kayo met. No ditoy Sta. Cruz, ay ket umay manen ti guso-guso. Lumaban sa ni Ping-ay nga anak a mayor. Ni ngata bise ti agsubli a sumango a mayor ket mabalin a ni baketna met ti ag bise.
Umaykayo ketdi agyakayak ti tangingi ta uray ket kukua kano met ni Vice Mayor Valle ti daga isu nga agtultuloy latta. Pia nga igatang ti sardinat a barbasan ti mapagarmi't inaldaw.
Kusto ta kuna ni apo BORIS, kasla computer a ma-retrieve dagitoy na-stored a black sand ita a later days hehe.
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morot
8/27/2012 5:24:00 PM
Ni ti anak ni congressman Ping-ay ti lumaban ken ni Bio kasla nadagsen aglalo no kuarta ti aggunay. Ammo tay met no kuartan ti usaren da awan tay prinsipyo ti kaaduan ilako dan ah.......
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justine
8/30/2012 6:29:00 PM
Manong Morot, saan ko nga pagpangpangas ngem 16 pay la't tawen ko ket nagbotosakon...that's how patriotic I am. Ilakok ti botosko kadagiti sabasabali a partido sa ko ibotos diay kayat ko, saan nga tay kadakkelan ti pinanggatang na.

Kuya Boris, pudno ta kunam a rumuar dagiti uray kasano ti kabassitna a basolyo a lallaki, sa mi laokan ti drama nga aglulua (kampay idi) tapno maalami ti kayatmi. Ngem no adda bagbagtit ni lalaki a kas kenni Lakay Flor a ket disnog kada kugtar ti maaramid kenni babai.
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isabella
9/5/2012 1:23:00 PM
Lakay Flor says to Baket Flora, "Darling, I'm in the mood for sexty-nine."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care either!"

They go to the bedroom, and are sexty-nining like mad dogs when they were interupted by the door bell ringing.

Baket Flora says between heavy breathing, "Answer the door."

He says, "But my face is a mess."

She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

Lakay Flor opens the door and tells the postman, "I'm sorry about the mess on my mouth, I was eating jam sandwich."

The postman says, "I was not looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
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morot
9/13/2012 5:10:00 PM
Marungi manen ti panaggagapas bareng nasayaat ti apit yo amin.........
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Leo Beligan
9/15/2012 8:42:00 AM
komusta kakailian.
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Sutil
9/16/2012 4:51:00 AM
Addaak ditoy tiendaan tatta Torney. Umay ko binirok ni Tigas ta tiplakek koma ngem adda kanu met idiay Guam.
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isabella
9/17/2012 4:16:00 PM
Hafa adai, apo Sutil! Under contract pay la da uncle Fermin Tigas idiay Guam Naval Base isu nga awan panawen na nga makitimmimplak kenka.

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Tired of a listless sex life, Lakay Flor came right out and asked his wife, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"

Baket Flora glanced at him and replied, "You're never home!"
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Lakay Flor
9/24/2012 9:30:00 AM
Boris and tatang isabella were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Boris suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. tatang isabella promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled Boris out. When the medical director became aware of tatang isabella's heroic act he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered him to be mentally stable. When he went to tell tatang isabella the news he said, "isabella, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Boris, the patient you save, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am sorry, but he's dead." isabella replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
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isabella
9/25/2012 12:24:00 PM
Lakay Flor sent his laundry out to the Chinese laundry woman. When it came back there were still stains in his briefs. So the next week he enclosed a note to the Chinese laundry woman saying, 'USE MORE DETERGENT ON BRIEFS.'

This went on for several weeks, Lakay Flor sending notes to the Chinese woman. 'USE MORE DETERGENT ON BRIEFS.'

Finally fed up, the laundry woman responded with her own note that read, 'USE MORE PAPER ON REAR END!'
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morot
9/27/2012 6:42:00 PM
Musta kay amin dita barangay Saoat to padaoil bareng saan kayo nga maapektaran ti bagyo Lawin,panaggagapas pay met ngarud......
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justine
9/28/2012 4:37:00 PM
Adda met sangkabassit a mabalinen a gapasen ti pinerdi ti bagyo Lawin. Naimbag la ketdin ta mabalin payla ti agmina kadagiti nangisit a darat...napia la nga panggatang ti saardinas ti ipasuweldo ni apo bosing mayora. Ngem marigatan dagiti agyokuyok iti nangisist a darat ta nadagsen unay gaputta binasa ni bagyong Lawin.
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Leo Beligan
10/12/2012 8:39:00 AM
A guy rushes into a bar, orders four expensive 30-year-old single malts and has the bartender line them up in front of him. Then without pausing, he quickly downs each one. "Whew," the bartender remarked, "you seem to be in a hurry." "You would be too if you had what I have." "What do you have?" the bartender sympathetically asked. "Fifty cents."


KOMUSTAN KAKAILIAN
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morot
10/18/2012 6:02:00 PM
Paspasan yo ti agbilag ti irik ta nasayaat ti tiempo ita.....musta kay amin dita Besalan to Padaoil........

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justine
10/20/2012 9:04:00 AM
Lakay Flor got married, but he was too dumb to know what to do on his wedding night.

"For Pete's sake, honey," said Baket Flora, "You take that thing you play with and you put it where I pee!"

So Lakay Flor got up and threw his bowling ball in the toilet.
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isabella
10/24/2012 5:08:00 PM
Lakay Flor staggers into an emergency room with a golf club wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, let me explain," says Lakay Flor. "I was having a quiet round of golf with Baket Flora, my wife, when she sliced her ball into a field of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball...stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, honey, this looks like yours!'"
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Leo Beligan
11/4/2012 8:16:00 AM
komusta kayon kakailian, nagginggined kano dita banda tayo.
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morot
11/22/2012 9:16:00 PM
musta kay amin nga kailiak, ania't madamag dita tuloy pa rin ba tay panagala ti black sand.

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justine
11/23/2012 7:40:00 AM
komusta manong Morot, apo Leo ken kadakayo amin a nadanonak ditoy Santa Cruz!

Kaykayat payen dagiti kakailian tayo nga mannalon ti umay agyukuyok ti nangisit a darat ngem tay mapan agmula ti mais wenno tabako. Ditoy Pinipin ken Mantanas ita iti adu nga trabahador ni Ma'am.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!!
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Juan Santos Romano
11/24/2012 10:05:00 PM
komustakayo amin nga i-santa cruz . Umay manen ti eleksion local ngem madama nga sutsutilenda ni apo Bio tapno saan nga unoppose. Daytoy sa tay kuna ni atorni Leo nga ginggined hehehe..Dagiti SBna: Osias Biligan,Oscar Romano,Milweda Chavez, Malou Ragucos, Nelia Gabuat, Jun Guieb, Wedmar Ping-ay, Rene Quilop.
Agtaray nga independent SB da apo Cesar Javillonar ken apo Tibong Jorvina.

Ikararag tay koma ti daras yiimbag ni apo Cong. Ping-ay ta naake idi maudi a lawas ti Octubre ket addansa pay laeng idiay Heart Center. Makipagladingitak met iti ipupusay tay nanang ni baketna a naipumpon idi kalman.
Ala, umaykayo met agyakayak iti blacksand no kayatyo.
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Leo Beligan
11/25/2012 3:16:00 PM
ADDAAK to dita tiendaan inton hueves
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Leo Beligan
11/25/2012 3:18:00 PM
masapul nga adda lumaban tapno iruar da Bio dagita aglaplapusanan nga nayakayakan
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Juan Santos Romano
11/30/2012 10:49:00 PM
atorni, dika met dimmagas ditoy sta cruz. Nagkalugananta iti bus. Katugawmo ni Ellen Daplian, tay nurse a taga Suyo a nagbakasyon manipud New Jersey ta apanna ilagip di amada. Dua gayamen ti anakmo nga atorni, sigun ti istoria-an yo hehehe.

Ala ta innak pay agyaykayak ti darat ta adda para noche buena no paskua.
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morot
12/18/2012 10:51:00 PM
Naimbag nga oras yo amin a kailiak, 6 days laingen paskuan, sapay koma ta agnanayon nga natalna ti ili tayo.No agtultuloy latta ti agyakayak ti nangisit a darat dita ili tayo di pay ket umasasideggen ti taaw. Bareng koma saan tayo a maapektaran no adda umay a didigra......
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morot
12/25/2012 3:26:00 AM
Naragsak a Paskua tay amin.........
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Laramie
12/25/2012 6:41:00 PM
Naragsak a talaga ti Paskua mi tata Morot ta nagibunong ni Ma'am Tessie ti groceries a pang noche buena ken bonus (maika trece a bulan a sweldo) kadagiti agyakyakayak iti nangisit a darat. God bless her little heart.

This Christmas season has come to mean the period when Ma'am Tessie plays Santa Claus to our Barangays.

Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year kadatayo amin a i-Santa Cruz!!
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Leo Beligan
12/30/2012 6:57:00 AM
HAPPY NEW KAKAILIAN
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morot
1/20/2013 9:58:00 PM
Awan latta ti namnama tayo nga agbaliw ti ili tayo ta awan met lumaban kadagiti Valle, isu nga agtultuloy latta ti panagyayakayak ti nangisit a darat idiay igid ti bayabay. Ken kumusta met ngata dagiti unsolved crime dita ili tayo? Bareng awanen dagitay goons da.
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Laramie
1/21/2013 8:01:00 AM
Komusta Manang/manong Morot! kasano ngamin a masolvar dagiti krimen kung bisingbisi si tsip inspektor Fausto Bandao nga agju-jueteng! Nahuli daw yata ang kanyang mga kubrador (ng jueteng) kaya tuloy pinatalsik ni sir Amoyen sa kanyang puwesto.

Ni sir Inspektor Alejandro Manzano Jr. a kabagyan ni Ma'am Tessie ti insukat da a Pulis Tsip ditoy Santa Cruz. Ad-adda itan nga awan lumaban kadagiti ag-Valle ta iggem dan ti kapulisan. Tuloy ang ligaya...tuloy latta ti panagyakayak ti nangisit a darat.

Ala, medio adayo pay ti eleksion, addanto ngata natangken ti sangina a lumaban kadagiti ag-Valle. Ni Lolo Patrick koma ti ilaban tayo ngem saan a mabalin ta adda met ngamin isuna idiay pagbaludan.
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morot
1/21/2013 11:18:00 PM
Thanks sa info ms Laramie, d pay ket urayen tayo lattan nga agpukay ti valle bago masukatan, uray ket awanan da met ti anak nga pangipasaan da.
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Laramie
1/26/2013 7:50:00 AM
Masansan a no fiesta ditoy Vigan, sigurado nga umay agbisita da Lakay Flor, Isabella ken dagiti kaduada a miyembro ti LBGT. Umay da buyaen dagiti nadumaduma a floats ti Longganiza Street Dance.

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Gimmatang ni Lakay Flor ti salami ket sinaludsod diay butcher, "Sir, kayat yo nga galip-galipek 'toy salami?"

"Hoy, Huwaaag, darling," sagut ni Lakay Flor. "Anong palagay mo sa puwit ko, Alkansya?!"
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morot
2/25/2013 6:42:00 PM
Musta kay amin dita Sta. Cruz, bareng awan gulo ta awan met kalaban ti Valle, tuloy latta ngarud ti illegal nga aktibidades da.
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ingo
3/3/2013 7:04:00 AM
Ayos lang tuloy ang buhay kasta la ti biag adda kubbo adda kiad
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justine
3/4/2013 5:48:00 PM
nagdedekket met dagiti nangisit a daraten ta nakadadon ditoy ili tayon dagiti alketran a naggapu kadetay barko a limned idiay Pangasinan. Ad-adalen pay ti Bureau of Fisheries no safe met la a sidaen dagiti ikan a nakalapan ditoy baybay. Umasideg pay ngaruden ti semana santa, iparit ti simbaan katoliko ti agsida ti karne, nakanginngina ti ikan.
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isabella
3/6/2013 4:11:00 PM
Santa Cruz, naimbag a bigat mo!! Umasidengen ti eleksion, naisardengen ti sugal a jueteng ditoy Ilocos Sur. Ngem....adda kasukat na a sugal nga inawagan da boss ti Jai Alai. Ti jueteng ket mamindua laeng iti maysa nga aldaw nga mabola. Ti Jai Alai ket mamitlo iti maysa nga aldaw. Agre-recruit da Bosing ditoy Sta Cruz kadagiti mayat nga kolektor ti Jai Alai. Agpusta tayon kailian bareng mangabak dagiti numero tayo.
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morot
3/22/2013 5:01:00 PM
Naimbag a bigat yo amin iliak,umay manen ti semana santa, bareng saan nga nagulo daytoy umay nga panagbubutos ta awan met lumaban ken ni vaLLe...
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justine
4/7/2013 4:38:00 PM
Naimbag a Lunes mo, Santa Cruz!

Maragsakan la unay unay da Ma'am ken Sir ta uncontested manen ti panagtaray da a mayor ken bise mayor. Saan dan a masapul a aggastus iti rinibu a panggatang kadagiti botos tayo. Congratulations, Ma'am Teresita ken Sir Virgilio!!!

Komusta met ti weekend yo, Manong Morot!?
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Ken H. Oagayen
4/10/2013 8:49:00 AM
madi ken saan nasayaat ti unoppose, masapul latta koma met nga adda kasalisalda.Ngamin no un oppose, ti labasna ket saan nga imbotos dagiti tattao.Nalabit nga adda rason. Ken para kaniak, saan a nasayaat a damag-:) kunak laeng a....!
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morot
4/22/2013 5:30:00 PM
Wen justine awan kalaban da, isu nga agawaan da ti agpabaknang da madam ken sir. Adda dita tay black sand, agmulmula ti eucalyptus ( pati comonal minulaan da)ken adu pay.....
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cesot
4/29/2013 5:53:00 PM
Tiempo ti panagfifiesta ti barangay ita, no bigat idiay San Jose, May 5 idiay ayan da Kap Boyong ( camanggaan ) ken Besalan May 15. Naragsak a panagfiesta yo amin dita Santa Cruz.......
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justine
5/11/2013 11:13:00 AM
Ania met, kaasi pay dagiti kailian tayo a botante ta saan unay a dakkel ti paglakuan da iti botos a ta awan met kalaban ni Ma'am Tessie. Dagitay la konsehal ti aggatang a ngem saan a kas kadakkel koma no laban iti kina-mayor paglakuan da. Saan la a ditoy Sta Cruz ti unopposed kandidato para mayor no di ket adda pay 17 nga ili ditoy Ilocos Sur. Ti la pagsayaatan ti eleksyon ditoy Ilocos Sur ket inton Lunes, bumangon man dagiti nabayagen a naipompon tapno laeng agbotos. Congratulations, Ma'am Tessie!!!! Another fruitful term.....
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Sutil
5/24/2013 8:25:00 PM
Ania met ti salsalawasawem justine? Idi napalabas nga taw tawen, permi ti tigas mo. Tatta "just in" kan? Dagitay kawaw ti ulo na, "just in" pay laeng, saan nen nga "permi ti tigas" na because they cannot control themselves; they lack the intestinal fortitude to go the distance. Hence, you are neither "just in" nor "tigas" but the same moron who hails from the island of Guam! pwi...
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justine
5/25/2013 12:29:00 PM
Lolo Sutil, ben lania hao, kuksika! Puedi ha todo maolek, polanio! pwi, pwi...
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probinsiano
5/29/2013 6:24:00 PM
Correction Sutil! a contract worker at the U.S. naval base in Guam, doing maintenance work on latrines and sweeping the roads on the Naval Base. If their maintenance contract is not renewed before the begining of fiscal year (October), most likely, he's going back home to Sta Cruz and be a bum again. This guy is not a total moron, he only talks big.
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morot
6/14/2013 7:34:00 PM
Kumusta kay amin nga kailiak ditoy Sta. Cruz, panagbubunubon manen,ngem siak next week agparaepakon, bareng koma Apo ta adda suertek ita.
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isabella
6/15/2013 12:03:00 PM
Justine goes to church to confess her sins to a priest.

"Forgive me father for I have sinned."

"Tell all of your sins, my daughter."

"Oh, father, last night my best friend's husband made hot passionate love to me seven times," Justine confessed.

The priest thinks long and hard, then says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it."

"Will this cleanse my soul off my sins"?

"No," the priest exclaims. "But it will wipe that smile off your face!"
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isabella
6/16/2013 12:53:00 PM
Justin and Justine are a newly married couple who hail from a remote mountainous backwoods of Santa Cruz. They wanted children but don't have any idea how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help until a neighbor suggested they should go to town and consult with the Big City Doctor. The doctor let them look at kids' books about where babies come from, but to no avail. He tried his own explanation but was only met with blank stares. Exasperated, he took Justine and Justin to his private office and showed them a XXX porno movie. This was also useless. Angrily, he ordered Justine to strip, told Justin to watch, and had sex with her on the couch.

"Now," he asked between heavy breathing, "do you understand?"

"I just have one question, Doc. How many times a week do I have to bring my wife here for this?"
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Leo Beligan
6/22/2013 7:24:00 AM
taga Daligan da ?
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justine
6/23/2013 3:33:00 AM
Isabella returned to Amarao after a summer with her grandparents in Vigan. Her friends asked her what she learned from her vacation.

"Well, they have these men who likes other men."

"Ooh. What are they called?"

"They call them gays."

"What else did you learn?"

"They have these women who like other women."

"Ooh. What are they called?"

"They call them lesbians."

"Did you learn anything else?"

"Yes, they have these men who like to lick women in their most private parts."

"Ooh. And what do they call them?"

"I don'tknow but when he was done, I called him 'Precious!'"
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BORIS
6/25/2013 7:41:00 AM
GREEN MINDED NA MADRE:
MADRE: Father, ang ginaw ano?
FATHER: Oo nga eh, gusto mo gawin natin ang yung ginagawa ng mag-asawa kapag nilalamig sila...
MADRE: Sige, sige! (kinilig)...
FATHER: Ahmmm...pagtimpla mo ako ng kape..
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morot
8/27/2013 6:10:00 PM
Musta kay amin nga kailiak, bareng saan kayo unay nga naapektaran ti bagyo. Siguro nakaraep kay met ngatan aminen.
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Lando K.
9/13/2013 9:10:00 AM
Awan kano ti ammo da apo mayora maipanggep iti panagmina ti nangisit a darat ditoy Santa Cruz. Dredging laeng ti naapprobaran a trabaho ngem kuna ti NBI ken Social Action Commission ket panag-mina ti maararamid ditoy Villa Hermosa. Nasakit ti nakem the bise ken mayora ta dinemolish ti NBI dagiti makina ken mining contraptions. Kakaasi dagiti kabarangay tayo nga naawanan iti trabaho a panagmina. Tapos na ang maliligayang araw ng mga nakikinabang sa bawal na pagmimina.

There's a rumor spreading like wildfire nga gayyem kano da Valle dagiti Napoles a suspek iti pork barrel scam. So what!? They're just friends...nothing wrong with that!
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morot
9/18/2013 10:05:00 PM
Ania nga awan ti ammo da mayora ken bise, kalokuan dayta nga ibagbaga da.Ti ammok isu da ti aggatgatang kadagiti tattao ti black sand.Ken saan nga kakaasi dagiti kabarangayan tayo dita Villa Hermosa ta no addanto digdigra nga sumangbay kaniada di dakdakkel ti perwesio nga sagrapen da.
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morot
12/2/2013 4:48:00 PM
Mano nga aldaw laingen paskuan ket sapay koma ta agnanayonen nga natalna iti ili tayo, tapno rumang-ay met bassit uray no saan da nga ipasublaten ti agturay.NARAGSAK A PASKUA TAY AMIN A PADAPADA.......
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Sutil
12/9/2013 5:00:00 AM
Kumusta ti fiesta tayo dita Sta. Cruz, kakailian. Nagawid ngata ni Fermin G. Tigas aka Remigio? Baka saan nga pinalubosan diay among na wenno baka awan pagpletena ta nangina met ti pleten nga aggapu ti Guam. bwi hi hi hi hi

NO makita yo dita ibaga yo man ta umay ko kistongan, agnaedakon ditoy Manila.
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Leo Beligan
12/9/2013 1:53:00 PM
kakailian, Sutil, inikkat da toy parparyakon last week. (gallstone removal). iparitdan nga agsidaak iti naimas
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Sutil
12/10/2013 2:02:00 AM
Torney, sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better now.

Manganka ti sushi, sashimi wenno poke ti taga Hawaii, madi nga naimas tay poke ti pinay, torney.
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Leo Beligan
12/22/2013 5:51:00 AM
Sutil, mabalin no agipaw
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morot
12/22/2013 9:56:00 PM
Naimbag nga oras yo amin nga kailiak sapay koma ken Apo tayo nga Namarsua ta iti isasangbay manen daytoy a PASKUA ket agari koma ti ragsak ken kappia tay amin.......
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cesot
2/19/2014 3:39:00 PM
Pareng Morot musta kan, nakarugi ka met laingen nga aggatud. Siak saannakon nga nagmula mani laingen ti insukat ko ta diak met kumitan ti dakkel saan nga kasla idin.
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morot
4/29/2014 3:22:00 PM
Naimbag nga aldaw yo amin nga kailiak, pareng cesot dagasen ka no bigat ta inta maki-fiesta idiay San Jose.
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ingo
4/29/2014 3:36:00 PM
Ay ne ay apay nga ni cesot lang ti kaduam umayak met, bareng masarakan tayo tay gayyem ko a taga camanggaan, besalan ken sawat ...
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morot
7/20/2014 11:02:00 PM
Naimbag manen nga aldaw tay amin a kailiak, panagraraep manen kakabsat bareng nakaadu kayon.
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Sutil
9/2/2014 4:21:00 PM
Ania daytoy nga damage kakailian?

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=710707719000327
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morot
9/20/2014 1:54:00 AM
Kalalabas ti bagyong Mario ditoy ili tayo bareng saan unay nga naapektaran dagiti mulmula tayo. Ditoy Barangay mi adu ti nabbual a kaykayo ken saba. Inton bigat pay laeng ti innak pasyaren dagitay pagpagay ko, bareng saan da nga naginda dagitay mabalinen agapasen......
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Sutil
10/3/2014 4:00:00 AM
Di met la lumung-aw ni Remigio aka Fermin G. Tigas ditoyen ta sippangolek koma manen. Busy siguro nga agdaldalus iti kasilyas dita Guam!
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npee
11/3/2014 11:09:00 PM
Naay no ni FG tigas baka na-flush na idiay iridoro he he he.......
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morot
12/18/2014 5:47:00 PM
Mano la nga aldawen paskuan, sapay koma ti isasangbay manen daytoy a okasyon ket agtultuloy koma ti talna wenno talina-ay ti ili tayo...NARAGSAK A PASKUA TAY AMIN.....
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ingo
4/7/2015 12:00:00 AM
pareng Morot apay dika nakita idiay ili tayo, saan ka nga nagbakasyon daytoy napalabas a Semana Santa, ni npee nagkita kami idiay pakarso.
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morot
4/28/2015 5:02:00 PM
Pareng Cesot intanto makifiesta diay San Jose dagasen ta ni pareng Ingo....Happy fiesta Bgy San Jose......
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isabella
6/22/2015 6:32:00 PM
Lakay Flor can fit 2 donuts over his erect penis. He could probably fit more but the staff at Dunkin Donuts threw him out.
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morot
7/28/2015 12:54:00 AM
Musta kay amin a kailiak, bareng nakatalonen ti kaadduan, imbaga ngamen ni pareng Cesot idi tinawagak nga awan kano metten ti tudo na.
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ingo
11/26/2015 3:38:00 PM
Ay ay pareng Morot ayan mon, nabayag a dika simmarungkar ditoy. Barbareng no agkikita tayo kada cesot daytoy a paskua. Sapay koma ta siraragsak tay amin a mangpasangbay daytoy a Paskua
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cesot
12/16/2015 3:43:00 PM
Kumusta kay amin kailian, daytoy a lawas adda manen pinatay da idiay tiendaan a mismo. Sigun ti damag drug pusher kano, nasayaat laeng no kasta ta mabawasan dagiti tao a mangmangted ti sakit ulo ti maysa nga ili...wenno onsehan lang?
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morot
5/2/2016 4:17:00 PM
Pareng Cesot apay a dika simmalog idi Domingo, madika met nagpakita idiay San Jose, naikaw-as manen adda napanak a balay nagudo't handa da, ata-ata a baka, papaitan, bulalao ken adda pay dinakdakan. Idiay mapan ti daan a kamposanto... baka malipatam to manen fiesta't Cammanggaan no singko ken Besalan ti kinse, awisem to metten ni npee,sutil ken mr Tigas no makitam isu da.......
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morot
8/23/2016 10:26:00 PM
Kumusta kay amin kailian bareng nakatalon kay aminen ta daytoy naglabas nga aldaw duan sa a lawas nga nagnepnep. Sori apo ta tattaak la nga bimmaba ta adut trabaho ditoy bantay.
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ingo
9/13/2016 7:21:00 PM
Ne ay umay metten ti napigsa a bagyo, bareng tudo laeng ti umay isangbay ditoy ili tayo, panaggagapas ken panagdadawa pay met ti pagay. Sapay koma Apo ta tudo laeng....
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morot
12/20/2016 5:12:00 PM
Kumusta kay amin kailian mano la nga aldawen Paskuan, sapay koma ken Apo ta agtultuloy a natalna ti ili tayo. NAIMBAG A PASKUA TAY AMIN....!!!!
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