Sutil
3/1/2012 5:25:00 AM
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Kuog nga talaga ni Tigas, Apo Crispolo. Saan na nga kabaelan nga arisiten ti bagas dayta inpablaak mo. What a waste of human sperm. Bwi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi. Pagiinoman met ti ibaga daytoy computer ko ta nagiinom da Tigas kada COL Rowe sadiay idi panagtutugi........ Pwi pwi pwi..... Bwi hi hi hi hi hi
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Crispolo
3/1/2012 3:57:00 PM
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Apo Fermin G. Tigas, thank you for those information you gave and wanted me to research. I was able to access the Philippine Laws and Jurisprudence Data Bank and here are the results:
R.A. No. 2664 is a Republic Act known and cited as the "Philippine Veterans Administration Act". I personally think that this Act doesn't have anything to do or any relationship to Judge Advocate General Office nga imbagbagam dita ngato. Paspasarak sa met dagitoy ibagbagam Mr. Tigas?
P.D. No.39 is a Presidential Decree Dated November 7, 1972 by Macoy. This Decree was created in relation to Presidential Decree 1081, proclamation of martial law, dated September 21, 1972. In my little mind, putting 2 and 2 together, I can sum it up that dagiti miliary ti agturay idi martial law ket ni Macoy ti Commader-in-Chief. Therefore, Macoy was the law ket nu ania ti kayat ni Macoy, matungpal ni Macoy. This is plain and simple.
P.D. 1165 is a presidential decree basically covers General Court Martial Cases heard and tried by military tribunals that goes for appellate review. This presidential decree was also created after the martial law went into effect. All these presidential decrees created after September 21,1972 were designed to strenghten and support military tribunals. Did you ever wonder why these two presidential directives were created after martial law was declared? I think these two presidential decrees makes Macoy untouchable during his era because he is the Commander-in Chief of the Armed Forces.
Adayo daytoy imbagbagam Mr. Tigas. I, myself, think that you do not have a clue to what you are talking about. I cannot blame Sutil and few other folks nu ibaga da ti Kuog, Dagmel, Kawaw, ken dadduma pay.
Kenni Apo Sutil, isardeng mo kadin ti agsutsutil, bwi hi hi hi hi!!!
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Balangkantis
3/1/2012 11:06:00 PM
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Adda idi ti television show nga JAG ti naganna (ditoy sa ket ti nangalaan ni Fermin Tigas ti umayna in-tsismis). According to the TV show, daytoy JAG wenno JAGO ket maysa nga law firm ti militar. Isu ti paggappuan dagitay abogado a militar a kasla prosecutor ken defense lawyer nga agbabalubal dita korte militar.
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Fermin G. Tigas
3/2/2012 1:43:00 AM
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Dispensarem manen apo Crispolo, ngem kunak ngamin no basaem ken utoben ti RA 2664. Ditoy a linteg, mapidut mo nga ti JAGO ti dati nga akin akem iti "functions" about veterans issues. Ditoy a nai-transfer dayta a pagrebbengan from JAGO to PVA, gapu ta umab-abante ti panawen (ti panagkunak) ket umad-ado met ti pagrebbengan ti maysa nga ahensia ti turay. Napasamak ngamin ti WWII ket adu unayen ti klase ti vet claims.
Iti met PD 39 ken 1165, saanyon sa a binasa ti anagda. Respetarek ta kapanunotam maipapan ti martial law ken about Makoy, ta saanak a ni Sutil. In PD 39, naibinsa ken naiklaro ti akem ti JAGO ken Provost Marshall re: their relations with cases of purely military in nature, or with civil court appertained cases.
In PD 1165, it defined borders of coverage of JAGO in court martial proceedings, which help answers your previous question about JAGO.
Maudi, this is a good furom. Ket sapay ta masurotan met koma ni apo Balangkantis toy nanumo a sungbatko. End of my line on this issue.
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Sutil
3/2/2012 1:01:00 PM
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JAGO ka nga talaga Tigas ken talaga nga KAWAW ta ulom, durgi. Sayang la ti bannog daydi amam nga nagbuwwabo ken nangdamili dita ulom, kasla met la nadamili a burnay ta awan a talaga ti nagyan na, uray no ania ti ikastam durgi, madlaw latta nga manakliing no sintukek. Bwi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
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Sutil
3/2/2012 4:41:00 PM
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Ania ti panangipagpagurop ngata ni Tigas kadagiti agbasbasa ditoy dapayan, mulmolluong? Takki! The making of unreasonably fine distinction or correlation is called "hairsplitting" Tigas, maawatam? Ti maysa nga saludsod ket "Ania kadi ti Judge Advocate General's Office?". Ti sungbat mo durgi nga Tigas ket kastoy:"naitransfer ti pagrebbengan ti JAGO to PVA.". Ti sungbat ko met ket pagiinuman ta isu ngarud ti nagiinoman yo kada COL Rowe. Bwi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
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vilma reyes
3/3/2012 2:21:00 AM
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apong lakay sutil idi ka pay la a palpaliiwen....... puro ka sutil a sutil, agpalpalabas ken agpaspasensia la ngaruden ni angkel fermin ket dimo met la sardenganen. ania la unay ket a pategna kenkan aya ti JAGO... addakaminto idta sta cruz no semana santa ket kayatko nga agkappia kay koman ken apong fermin sakbay dagita nga aldaw.....
apong fermin baybay-am lattan a sutil a sutilennaka ta maumanto met laeng iti kasta nga ar-aramidenna...,,,
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Sutil
3/3/2012 4:54:00 AM
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Manang Vilma, sinardengakon idin ta nasurok nga makatawen nga nagpaut-ot ngem inimbitaran dak man metten, isu nga immayak ta umay ko man palken ta KAWAW nga ulo nan. Apay panangipagpagarup na kadagiti tattao ditoy Dapayan, takrot kada mulmulluong nga umay na butbutngen kada pasawpasawan? TAKKI! bwi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi PWI!
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justine
3/4/2012 9:23:00 AM
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Kankanayonek koma ti makidap-ay ngem no umayak sumirip ket kas met la aso ken pusa nga aggaapa ti madanonak. Tata Sutil ken Manong Fermin G Tigas, di kay la maassian kenni Manang Vilma nga agpakpakaasi nga isardenyon ti aggaapa. Semana Santa is just around the corner....can't we all just get along?!
Tata Juan Santos Romano, umasidegen ti Holy Week, maiparit manen ti agsida ti karne. Agpadigo ka man ketdi kadagitay dadakkel a karpa nga linawinam dita Klamath lake....
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Juan Santos Romano
3/5/2012 1:25:00 AM
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Nana Justine, addaak ditoyen igid baybay nga agyokyokoyok ti tangingi.
Umaykanto la ditoy Dilin no biernes santo ta adunto siguro ti buslogan ken ampapaget. Iteddanto met siguron tay bayad nayakayakmi hehe..
Panagkunak ket nailasagdan ti kasta nga aramidda dagita agaangat dita ngato nana. Bareng dinggenda ta kuanam ita nga semana santa.
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vilma reyes
3/5/2012 3:11:00 AM
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kakang justine, apirrr......
he he he hi hi hi ayyyy maragsakanak man.....
kappia ti agari idta sta cruz.....
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Sutil
3/6/2012 5:21:00 PM
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Lakay Justine, "can't we all get along" kuna ni Rodney King kalpasan nga pinarpar da diay rupa na, durgi. Apay naparpar met ta rupa mon aya?
Lola Vilma, santo la adda kapya into no iyakayak mo daytay nagyan ti alsong kabayatab nga innak i-bayo bayo toy al-o nga kasigud ko..... Iniruban kuna dan sa daydiay?
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Crispolo
3/6/2012 8:27:00 PM
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Apo Sutil, pangaasim ta saan mo nga parparen dayta rupa ni apo Fermin G. Tigas ta madadael diay kina pogi na nu kua. Nag research nak apo ket diay resulta ti research ko ket kas diay imbaga ni apo Balangkantis dita ngato, and I would like to elaborate more to make it clearer.
The Judge Advocate General is a Branch of service of the AFP. To be more specific, the Army branch of services are groupped into Corps level. Examples of the branches are: Signal Corps (deals with Communications and Computers), Infantry, Altillery, Logistics, Finance (pay officers), Comptroller General (accountability officer, to ensure fiscal and managerial accountability of the service) Inspector General (an investigative official in the Military) and Judge Advocate General- is a legal branch in the military concerned with military Justice and military Laws. Officers serving in JAG are typically called Judge advocates and the office where they coduct business is JAGO. This JAGO is located inside Camp Aguinaldo, along with the Headquarters of the AFP. Each of this branch of service are specialized to what they do and I would like to give one example and I wll use Sutil ta nabasak diay Bio-data na ngarud. Bwi hi hi hi!
Ni apo Sutil was once an Infantry Officer in the Army. He graduated from the Philippine Milianry Academy and went on to train as an Airborne and Special Forces Soldier. He also attended Scout Ranger Course and as he progressed to the ranks, he was selected to attend advanced coursed given at U.S. Military Schools. I can sum it up that this individual has the guts, balls and the brain; he has been there and done that.
Therefore, the Judge Advocate General Office (JAGO) is not a drinking place where bums hang out to drink and eat pulutan after the end of a workday. This is not even a place where a U.S. Embassy Staff (such as Col Rowe, a military attache) to conduct business or hang out after duty hours. Dagidi imbagbaga ni apo Fermin G. Tigas idi nga kaininom ken katungtungton na daydi Col. Rowe diay JAGO during Macoy administration is not true and probably just a pigment of his imagination. Case closed, bwi hi hi hi hi!.....
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justine
3/7/2012 12:08:00 AM
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Apo Crispolo, paki-ilawlawgmo man no kaano pay nga nagbalin a BRANCH of the AFP ti JAG? Agpada kay la ken Sutil nga ti la paglainganyo ket agparpar, agtingkok, agpalek, agpateltel ken ag-69/66/99/96. Ti la ammo mi a branches ti AFP ket; Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine ken Coast Guard.
According to an old man in the barangay, a Retired USNavy Commander, there were such places as night club & restaurant inside the JUSMAG compound. There was also a PX where US military personnel on leave can purchase duty free blue-seal cigarettes, imported beer, hard liquor, groceries, etc.
Isu nga mamati-ak nga nakain-inuman ni Tata FGTigas ni Col. Rowe before he was ambushed and killed by the NPA. Apo Crispolo ania ti kayat a sawen ti PIGMENT of FGTigas' imagination? Hi hi hi hi! Inaramid mo metten a baboy....hi hi hi hi!
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Crispolo
3/7/2012 3:53:00 PM
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Apo justine, please don't put words into other people's mouth; your interpretations on what was said is way off. I suspected that you are a retired U.S. Navy / Marines and I respect what you have been and what you have done. I can say it publicly that I salute you for your honorable service and you earned this honor. However, I cannot say publicly what I think of you as a person, your attitude, your personality, your mentality, and your level of intelligence. If it is not good, I will not say it and I will keep that to myself. I consider this place a public forum beacause anyboby can come here and read what we have posted.
Here is my explanations apo justine, and I would like to remind you nga saan ko kabaelan ti agtingkok ken agparpar ti rupa. Nasingpet nak nga tao, by nature, ket ni Sutil laeng dayta apo, ta nauyong daytoy nga tao nu kawaw kada dagmel ti katung- tungtong na, bwi hi hi hi!
When we are speaking purely on Branches of the Service, yes, you are right-- Army, Air Force, Navy, Marines and Coast Guard. However, under each of these services, they have branches for every specialty and I think they call it "Military Occupational Specialty". Eksampol: In the Army, they wear insignia their branch of service, i.e. a crossed rifle for Infantry, crossed flag for Signal and so on...Quarter Master kunada diar Army, Logistics kunada diay Air Force, Supply Specilist kunada diay Navy, ngem pareho amin dagita. It is just how their branches designated these occupational specialties.
Diay imbagak dita ngato,"To be more spesific, The Army branch of services are groupped into Corps level".
Dayta second paragraph mo, nobody can dispute that. They may have that inside JUSMAG Compound, everything you mentioned.
Dayta last paragraph mo apo justine contradicts everything isu nga mamati-ak met nga opinion mo laeng dagitoy. Dayta conclusion mo dita ket nababa unay. You can read over and over my last paragraph dita ngato and that explanation explains everything that a reasonable person with reasonable intelligence understands. I am sorry to say that your interpretation is wrong ket awan ti inaramid ko a baboy nga tao ditoy dap-ayan tayo.
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Crispolo
3/7/2012 5:17:00 PM
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I have to go back and review dagidiay imbagbaga ni apo Fermin G. Tigas idi, maipanggep iti JAGO ken daydi Col. Rowe.
" Kaininom ken katungtongton ko ni Col. Rowe diay JAGO during Marcos Administration".
Kuna ni apo Bonjing idi, nga adda gurigor na idi ta ngamin ket saan met nga pagiinoman ti JAGO. This office is located inside Camp Aguinaldo where military lawyers coduct their businesses. Secondly, Col. Rowe never visited the JAGO at Camp Aguinaldo because the nature of his work do not have anything to do with the AFP military laws. Also, Col. Rowe was a U.S. Embassy Staff and do not drink alcohol nor uses tobacco products. Besides, he doesn't hang out with bums., Bwi hi hi hi!
Col Rowe was assigned as a military attache chief in 1987 and was assasinated Apr. 21, 1989. Marcos Administration ended in 1986 when they left foy Paoay, Haway kunak koma. Itatta, I let you do the math.
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justine
3/7/2012 7:13:00 PM
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Apo Crispolo, I'm sorry if I rubbed your feathers the wrong way. Naibagak a inaramid mo metten a 'baboy' ta imbes koma a 'figment', 'PIGment of his imagination' met ti naitugkelmo. My sarcastic comment was uncalled for, my bad!
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otiang
3/15/2012 10:00:00 PM
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Actual label instructions:
1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.
8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END.
9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING. 11. On a bag of Frito's - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special?!?)
12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?)
13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)
TO MY DARLING BERTING
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Leo Beligan
3/22/2012 7:04:00 AM
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READ THIS VERY SLOWLY... IT'S PRETTY PROFOUND.
Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine.
I got to thinking one day about all those people on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible.
How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word 'refrigeration' mean nothing to you?
How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television?
I cannot count the times I called my sister and said , 'How about going to lunch in a half hour?' She would gas up and stammer, 'I can't. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain' And my personal favorite: 'It's Monday.' She died a few years ago. We never did have lunch together.
Because Americans cram so much into their lives, we tend to schedule our headaches.. We live on a sparse diet of promises we make to ourselves when all the conditions are perfect!
We'll go back and visit the grandparents when we get Steve toilet-trained. We'll entertain when we replace the living-room carpet. We'll go on a second honeymoon when we get two more kids out of college.
Life has a way of accelerating as we get older. The days get shorter, and the list of promises to ourselves gets longer. One morning, we awaken, and all we have to show for our lives is a litany of 'I'm going to,' 'I plan on,' and 'Someday, when things are settled down a bit.'
When anyone calls my 'seize the moment' friend, she is open to adventure and available for trips. She keeps an open mind on new ideas. Her enthusiasm for life is contagious. You talk with her for five minutes, and you're ready to trade your bad feet for a pair of Rollerblades and skip an elevator for a bungee cord.
My lips have not touched ice cream in 10 years. I love ice cream. It's just that I might as well apply it directly to my stomach with a spatula and eliminate the digestive process. The other day, I stopped the car and bought a triple-decker. If my car had hit an iceberg on the way home, I would have died happy.
Now...go on and have a nice day. Do something you WANT to...not something on your SHOULD DO list. If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
Make sure you read this to the end; you will understand why I sent this to you.
Have you ever watched kids playing on a merry go round or listened to the rain lapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight or gazed at the sun into the fading night? Do you run through each day on the fly? When you ask 'How are you?' Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done, do you lie in your bed with the next hundred chores running through your head? Ever told your child, 'We'll do it tomorrow or Il see your next game' And in your haste, not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch? Let a good friendship die? Just call to say 'Hi'?
When you worry and hurry through your day, it is like an unopened gift....Thrown away.... Life is not a race. Take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over.
Friends are more important than MONEY!
To those I have sent this to... I che rish our friendship and appreciate all you do. We have some history together.
'Life may not be the party we hoped for... but while we are here we might as well dance!
IMPATULOD TI MAYSA NGA GAYYEM.
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justine
3/22/2012 8:08:00 AM
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Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they haven't been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school.
So they went to the nearest church, but only Agpaspastor the janitor was there. Little Flor asked, "We need to be baptized because no one would come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"
"Sure!" said Agpaspastor. He took them to the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then said, "You are now baptized."
When they got outside, Little Berting asked, "What religion do you think we are? We are not KATHLICK because they pour water on you..."
Little Crispolo said, "We're not BABTIS, because they dunk all of you in the water. We're not METHDISS, because they sprinkle water on you."
Little Flor said, "Didn't you smell that water?" They all joined in asking, "Yeah! What do you think that means?"
Little Flor exclaimed, "I think it means we're PISSKOPAILIANS."
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Leo Beligan
4/2/2012 7:05:00 AM
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Once there were three bats. They lived in a cave surrounded by 3
castles. One night the bats made a bet to see who could drink the most
blood. The first bat comes home one night and has blood dripping from his
fangs. The other two bats are amazed and asked how much blood he had to
drink. The first bat said, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of
three people."
The second bat goes out on his night and comes back with blood
around his mouth. The other two are astonished and ask how many people's
blood he had to drink. The bat said, "See that castle over there? I drank
the blood of five people."
The third bat goes out on his night and comes back totally covered
in blood. This was totally amazing to the other two bats. They ask how much
blood he had. The third bat said, "See that castle over there?" and the
other two bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't"
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Leo Beligan
4/4/2012 4:45:00 AM
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This is a true story and it will give you the
chills.
This is a beautiful and touching story of love and perseverance. Well worth the read.
At the prodding of my friends I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Honor and I am a former elementary school music teacher from Des Moines , Iowa .
I have always supplemented my income by teaching piano lessons - something I have done for over 30 years.
During those years I found that children have many levels of musical ability, and even though I have never had the pleasure of having a prodigy, I have taught some very talented students.
However, I have also had my share of what I call 'musically challenged' pupils - one such pupil being Robby..
Robby was 11 years old when his mother (a single mom) dropped him off for his first piano lesson. I prefer that students (especially boys) begin at an earlier age, which I explained to Robby. But Robby said that it had always been his mother's dream to hear him play the piano, so I took him as a student.
Well, Robby began his piano lessons and from the beginning I thought it was a hopeless endeavor. As much as Robby tried, he lacked the sense of tone and basic rhythm needed to excel. But he dutifully reviewed his scales and some elementary piano pieces that I require all my students
to learn. Over the months he tried and tried while I listened and cringed and tried to encourage him.
At the end of each weekly lesson he
would always say 'My mom's going to hear me play someday'. But to me, it seemed hopeless, he just did not have any inborn ability.
I only knew his mother from a distance as she dropped Robby off or waited in her aged car to pick him up. She always waved and smiled, but never dropped in.
Then one day Robby stopped coming for his
lessons. I thought about calling him, but assumed that because of his lack of ability he had decided to pursue something else. I was also glad that he had stopped coming - he was a bad advertisement for my teaching!
Several weeks later I mailed a flyer recital to the students' homes. To my surprise, Robby (who had received a flyer) asked me if he could be in the recital. I told him that the recital was for current pupils and that because he had dropped out, he really did not qualify.
He told me that his mother had been sick and unable to take him to his piano lessons,
but that he had been practicing. 'Please Miss Honor, I've just got to pla y' he insisted. I don't know what led me to allow him to play in the recital - perhaps it was his insistence or maybe something inside of me saying that it would be all right.
The night of the recital came and the high school gymnasium was packed with parents, relatives and friends. I put Robby last in the program, just before I was to come up and thank all the students and play a finishing piece. I thought that any damage he might do would come at the end of the program and I could always salvage his poor performance through my 'curtain closer'.
Well, the recital went off without a hitch, the students had been practicing and it showed. Then Robby came up on the stage. His clothes were wrinkled and his hair looked as though he had run an egg beater through it. 'Why wasn't he dressed up like the other students?' I thought. 'Why didn't his mother at least make him comb his hair for this
special night?'
Robby pulled out the piano bench, and I was surprised when he announced that he had chosen to play Mozart's Concerto No. 21 in C Major. I was not prepared for what I heard next. His fingers were light on the keys, they even danced nimbly on the ivories. He went from pianissimo to fortissimo, from allegro to virtuoso; his suspended chords that Mozart demands were magnificent!
Never had I heard Mozart played so well by anyone his age.
After six and a half minutes he ended in a grand crescendo, and everyone was on their feet in wild applause! Overcome and in tears, I ran up onstage and put my arms around Robby in joy. 'I have never heard you play like that Robby, how did you do it?
'Through the microphone Robby explained: 'Well, Miss Honor .... remember I told you that my mom was sick? Well, she actually had cancer and passed away this morning. And well ...... she was born deaf, so tonight was the first time she had ever heard me play, and I wanted to make it special.'
There wasn't a dry eye in the house that evening. As the people from Social Services led Robby from the stage to be placed into foster care, I noticed that even their eyes were red and puffy. I thought to myself then how much richer my life had been for taking Robby as my pupil.
No, I have never had a prodigy, but that night I became a prodigy ....... of Robby. He was the teacher and I was the pupil, for he had taught me the meaning of perseverance and love and believing in yourself, and may be even taking a chance on someone and you didn't know why.
Robby was killed years later in the senseless bombing of the Alfred P. Murray Federal Building in Oklahoma City in April, 1995.
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innok
4/14/2012 3:52:00 PM
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Barbershops were in red-hot competition. One put up a sign advertising haircuts for seven dollars. His competitor put up one that read, WE REPAIR SEVEN-DOLLAR HAIRCUTS.
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isabella
4/14/2012 5:23:00 PM
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Lakay Flor and Crispolo, a pair of homosexual lovers, went mountain climbing at Mt Banahaw. Crispolo ducked behind a bush when he felt nature calling. Suddenly he called out, "Sweetheart, sweetheart! How terrible! I miscarried! I miscarried!" Using a stick to prod his shit, he exclaimed, "Here is a little arm! There is a little leg! This is so awful!"
"Shut up you idiot!" screamed Lakay Flor after investigating. "You just shit on a frog!"
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morot
5/4/2012 5:27:00 PM
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Musta kay amin nga adda ditoy ngatok, nabayag nga tiempo a diak simmarungkar. Mgen uray no kasta agyamak unay ti isasarungkar yo ditoy. Manarimaan ti pag-fiesta ti Camanggaan ita nga aldaw ken inton kinse ket Besalan. N0 diak agriro ni SUTIL taga Calaoaan (ag-Feria ).........Pareng Ingo umay to man maki-fiesta dita barangay yo.Bareng agkita kamto kenni Cesot......
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justine
5/6/2012 8:16:00 PM
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Komusta ka met Manong Morot ken kadakay amin a kailiak ditoy Sta. Cruz. Ni Tata Sutil a taga Nagtengnga ket Manarimaan manen ti pananganak na iti bunyag ken kasar, proxy da Madam & Mr Tessie a boss ken kumpare na.
Upon reaching her 18th birthday, Isabella paid her divorced father a visit to receive her present. After giving his only child the gift, the father handed her a check and told her, "Give this check to your mother. Tell her this is the last check she will receive from me for child support as you are now 18. Then tell me how that old witch will react to the news!"
Isabella handed the check to her mother and told her what her father had said. The mother smiled and said, "Well, the next time you pay your father a visit, tell him that you're not relly his daughter. Then tell me how the old goat will react to the news!"
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Sutil
5/11/2012 7:24:00 PM
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Maysa ka met nga kawaw ti ulo Lakay Osting aka justine. Agpada kay sa met Popong nga medyo dippig ti ulo na.... Ni Pitong ket okay!!
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justine
5/12/2012 7:19:00 AM
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Lola Sutil, komusta ka kano kuna tay gayyem mo, ni Lolo Fermin Tigas! Adda la ngarud asawan ni manong Pitong, kayat mo pay laeng a tsupaen ken paiyala kenkuana. KEk kek kek, katawa binulod ko kenni uncle Bombom!
Ni Chief (SW) Popong ket nalaing kano a bumatok uray medyo aglukaylukayen dagiti ruskas na. Gapu ti laing ni Hepe a bumatok, kasla submarine, saan a magawidan dagiti chicks a kawiwitan ti ulo na no agimasdan isu a nagbalin a dippig. I was still a kid, agdindinamag idin ti kinaplayboy ni Tata Popong idiay Diego Garcia. Peace, Chief!
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abigail
5/21/2012 7:13:00 AM
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Sixty and Going On Strong
(Translated from the original Chinese)
There are many 1000-year old trees in [the] mountain, but not many 100-year-old people.
At the most, only 1 in 100,000 people will live to be 100 years old.
So, if you are now 60 years old, if you live until you are:
90, you only have 30 years more;
80, you only have 20 years more;
70, you have only 10 years more.
Because you don’t have many years to live, and you can’t bring anything with you when you die, you don’t have to be too thrifty.
Spend wisely the money that should be spent, enjoy what should be enjoyed, donate what you are able to donate, and don’t leave everything to your children or grandchildren, for you don’t want them to become parasites.
Don’t worry about what will happen after you are gone because when you return to dust, you will feel nothing about criticisms or praises.
Don’t worry too much about your children for children will have their own destiny and find their own way. Don’t be your children’s slave.
Don’t expect too much from your children. Caring children would be too busy with their jobs and commitments to render any help. Uncaring children will fight over your assets even when you are still alive, and wish for your early demise so they can inherit your possessions.
Your children may take for granted that they are rightful heirs to your wealth but they really have no claims to your money, neither do you have any claim to theirs.
Don’t trade in your health for wealth because no amount of money can buy good health.
When should you stop making money, and how much is enough -- hundreds, thousands, one million, ten million? Remember that out of 1000 hectares of good farmland, you can only consume three quarts (of rice) daily; and if you have a mansion of several thousand square meters, depending upon your size, height and weight, you can actually occupy only eight square meters of space to rest at night.
So as long as you have enough food and enough money to spend, that is good enough.
You should live happily.
Every person and every family has its own problems. Do not compare yourself or your family with others. To compare yourself, your children, your family with others is foolish. Fame, fortune, and social status do not really bring true happiness, good health, or longevity.
It does not help to worry about things that you can’t change; worrying about them will only spoil your health.
Create your own level of well-being and happiness. Try your best to always be in a good mood and to have happy thoughts. Do things daily which you give you fun and happiness, then you will pass your time happily every day.
There is no certainty that everyday will be a happy one but every day of happiness is one day gained; sometimes you gain and win, sometimes you lose.
Having a "good spirit" cures sickness, cures sickness fast, and even prevents sickness from coming to you.
To have good health and happy life, get a suitable amount of daily exercise, exposure to the sun, variety of healthy food, reasonable amount of vitamins and minerals.
Hopefully, you have 20, 30, or even more happy and healthy years ahead of you!
TO APONG TORNI - I DIDIKIT DIS TO YOU.
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justine
5/22/2012 6:49:00 PM
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Men are the best cooks.
Because with:
Two eggs,
one sausage,
and a little bit of milk,
he can fill a girls tummy
for NINE MONTHS.
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morot
5/25/2012 1:09:00 AM
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Musta kay amin nga kailiak, tiempo manen ti panagbubunubon ken panagaabal-abal......bareng adu ti matiliw ni pareng Cesot ta mangibingay ta nabayag a diak nakaraman.
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apdo
6/5/2012 4:10:00 PM
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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. The policeman noticed this and stopped her, and said, "Madam, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them.. Thanks for telling me officer."
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no, no", said the old lady.
"You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, "Why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, "OK., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes."
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays."
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Leo Beligan
6/9/2012 4:55:00 PM
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Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!"yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us!" yells the other. "Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde. "Good idea," said the other. "Together, together!"
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morot
6/17/2012 5:06:00 PM
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Happy father's day kada kay amin nga kailiak ken amin nga amma ditoy iluko.com....mabuhay kayoi
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Leo Beligan
6/27/2012 9:36:00 AM
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Dr. Laura Berman on Love and Sex
Six Reasons to Have Sex Tonight
We all know that sex feels good, but did you know it's actually good for you? Discover the amazing things sex can do for your health.
By Laura Berman, PhD
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Sex is a pleasurable and intimate way for couples to unite, but there is more to sex than just orgasms. In fact, sex is an important part of living a happy, healthy life. Our sexuality is a big part of who we are, and when we let sex fall by the wayside, it not only negatively impacts our relationships, it also negatively impacts our health on both the physical and emotional levels.
Here are some of the benefits of sex and the extra-special reasons to make love tonight:
Sex burns calories. Sexercise is so much more fun than jogging on a treadmill. Sex can burn up to 150 calories an hour. Sweating never felt so good! But remember, you have to be an active participant if you want to burn that many calories, so don’t just lie there. Try new positions or get on top to up your calorie burn (and your chance of orgasm).
Sex reduces stress. When you have sex, your brain goes into “feel good” mode and releases endorphins along with relaxing chemicals such as oxytocin. These not only make you feel bonded and close to your mate, they also promote a positive and relaxed frame of mind, meaning that your stress levels will decrease. So the next time you have a bad day at work, don’t turn to Ben & Jerry’s for comfort…look no further than your sexy, adoring mate.
Sex relieves pain. Having sex can help to decrease pain, including headaches and menstrual cramps. Orgasms help to promote endorphins, the body’s natural painkiller and can relieve discomfort throughout the body. In fact, a recent survey found that a majority of women who suffer from chronic migraines reported relief from their pain following sex. Talk about a win-win!
Sex makes you snooze better. One of the main reasons people don’t have sex is because they say they are too tired, but having sex can actually promote deep, restful sleep. So the next time you can’t seem to stay asleep, try having sex instead of reaching for a sleeping aid. It might just give you the z’s you are looking for (after the act, that is!).
Sex improves genital circulation. When it comes to sex, I always say, “If you don’t use it, you lose it!” Healthy circulation is a big part of living a healthy life, and when it comes to genital circulation, regular blood flow is a must to achieve arousal and enjoy orgasm. You can keep the circulation flowing through partner sex or through self-stimulation.
Sex keeps your relationship strong. Numerous studies have found that couples who have regular sex are happier than couples who do not. One of the reasons for this is that regular sex keeps couples bonded, intimate, and connected. If you aren’t having sex, your intimacy might fall by the wayside: meaning that kissing, hugging, hand-holding, pet names, etc., could also disappear. Without sex and tender touches, your relationship won’t feel as fulfilling and pleasurable and can create a ripple effect throughout your life.
There are so many reasons why couples should have regular sex, but these are my favorites. Go ahead, just do it!
Laura Berman, PhD , is a leading sex and relationship educator and therapist, popular TV and radio host, New York Times best-selling author, and assistant clinical professor of ob-gyn and psychiatry at the Feinberg School of Medicine at Northwestern University in Chicago. View more episodes of "Couples in Crisis" every Thursday at 1 p.m. EST.
Last Updated: 06/26/2012
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BORIS
7/5/2012 7:46:00 PM
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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night the old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life." Neighbours feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighbourhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked, "Arent you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down."
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justine
7/6/2012 10:01:00 AM
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A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest In Peace."
The owner called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how pissed off he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations On Your New Location!'"
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Leo Beligan
7/15/2012 5:16:00 PM
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Komusta kakailian, nalpas ngata't raepen.
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morot
7/16/2012 6:39:00 AM
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idiay away mi bassit laingen ti saan a makatalon, bareng adda manen suerte ita. addak ditoy ili ita
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isabella
7/20/2012 8:54:00 PM
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The mother of 16-y-o lakay Flor was concerned that her son was already actively having sex. Worried that her young son might get somebody pregnant and adversely impact on the family status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today are very willful, and any attempt to stop young lakay Flor would probably result in rebellion. The doctor then told her to arrange for her son to attend sex education classes, and, until then, talk to him about the birds and the bees, and give him a box of condom to prevent him from getting girls pregnant.
Later that evening, while young Lakay Flor was getting ready to go on a date, the mother told him about the situation and, to prevent any pregnancies, handed him a box of condoms.
Young Lakay Flor started to laugh and reached over to hug his mother saying, "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about me getting any girl pregnant! I'm dating Boris!"
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Lakay Flor
7/21/2012 2:26:00 PM
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tatang isabella, dagitay aramidmo a binabakla ti umaymo man ibasbassawang ditoyen yos. awan kadi laengen ti sabali nga inka pagottoganen aya?
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morot
7/23/2012 4:47:00 PM
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Wen met ngamin isabella,saan a puro kabaklaan ti ipost kitaem ket nag-react ni lakay Flor....ti mayat ket tay koma papasamak idiay ili tayo nga ipadpadamg dagitay kabagyan tayo idiay...Naimbag nga aldaw yo amin dita ngatok.....
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isabella
7/26/2012 5:30:00 AM
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Manong Morot, nag re-act ni Lakay Flor a ta no asinno ti mangan ti sili ket isu ti magasangan. Saan kadi?
Apo Lakay Flor, agpappapasak laeng ken mangalala iti ado nga sexperience tapno maparagsak to a nasayaat dagiti partners ko. Umapal kansa ketdi ta siguro awanen ti alsem ni Baket Flora, wenno talaga nga agkaragkaragen dagita tumeng mo. Hi hi hi hi....
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Juan Santos Romano
7/30/2012 5:32:00 AM
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Naimbag nga orasyo amin appo ditoy abong ni ama morot. Umayko la yebkas ti pannakipagladingit ko iti ipupusay ni maestra Nelly Amorsolo (Concepcion Gorospe-Amorsolo), sigud a taga Poblacion dita Sta. Cruz. Addaak latta met ditoy Villa Hermosa nga agyak-yakayak ti tangingi, ngem kakaasi met toy kapitan Rapada ta kanayon a pasagidanda idiay munisipio ta nagpapirma iti petition a maisardng koma ti panagminas.
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ingo
7/30/2012 7:00:00 PM
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Ti kunak dayta agyak-yakayak dita igid ti baybay santo la agsardeng no masukan ti valle dita ili tayo.Ti question kaanonto pay ngata? Wenno urayen tayo laingen nga agsingir ti kaparsuan.
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justine
7/30/2012 10:12:00 PM
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Apo Juan, nasakit ti nakem ni Kap Rapada ta isu ti nangirugi nga agmina dita igid ti baybay ngem, gapu ti apal, pinasardeng ni Bio Valle sa isudan ken Ma'am Tessie ti nangituloy.
Tata Ingo, no addanto natured sa magasatan a mangsukat iti panagturay dagiti Valle, isu danto ti mangituloy ti panagyakayak idta igid ti baybay.
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isabella
7/31/2012 4:03:00 PM
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Kuya Berting, kailangan ba talagang may pera ako para pumayag kang makipagdate? Hindi naman kailangan ang pera kung magkainan tayo, ah. Maliban na lang kung talagang sexperto ka sa kainan kaya ka nagpapabayad. Nakakapanggigil ka talaga...hi hi hi hi!
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Berting
7/31/2012 7:53:00 PM
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Lalona pag nakitamo akong nagsia"shower" sa banyo!
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isabella
8/1/2012 7:48:00 AM
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Kuya Berting, gustong sumama ang girl friend ko para tatlo tayo sa shower. Baka raw talagang may ipagmaMALAKI ka.
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Berting
8/1/2012 8:11:00 PM
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Hmmm...threesome! And under the shower too! You,re so sweet, Isabella!
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justine
8/3/2012 12:58:00 PM
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Berting met Isabella, an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn't bad for 57, they drank and bulshitted a bit, then she asked Berting if he'd ever had a 'manege a trois', a mother and daughter threesome.
Berting replied, "No."
They drank a bit more, then Isabella said, "Well, Berting, tonight is your lucky night!" So they went to her place.
Isabella put the hallway lights on and shouted upstairs, "Mom, are you still awake?!"
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Lakay Flor
8/3/2012 6:46:00 PM
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Ka-Berting, apay patolam dayta nga bakla? dimo aya ammo a ni tatang isabella ket maysa nga agottog a bakla? saan a kastoy ti panagposte ti maysa nga ilokana, dagitay laeng bakla a kasla ken ni tatang isabella ti agiposte ti inoottog nga aramid, he he he.....naallilawnaka manen tsk tsk tsk!
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Juan Santos Romano
8/4/2012 1:21:00 AM
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Naimbag nga orasyo manen appo. Ipeksak man tay kunada a "belated condolence" kada nana Dahlia dita Curba iti ipupusay ni manangna a Marina Gonzales itay napan a bulan. Nagretiro a maestra iti Dili National High School. Kabagyan ni Vilma a taga Candon ni nana Marina.
Nana/ama Justine, naawatakon a saan gayam a pudno ti umay ibagbaga ni Kap. Rapada kadakami nga agyakyakayak ti tangingi. Maysa met detoy a taga Sta. Catalina a suweng.
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Berting
8/4/2012 9:55:00 AM
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Ooops!!
Thanks, Lakay Flor, for the info.
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cesot
8/8/2012 7:47:00 PM
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Ay Apo kaasi met dagiti tattao idiay Manila adu ti nalaylayus, bareng agsardeng koma metten ti tudo ken saan koma a dumanon ti kastoy a didigra idiay ayan tayo ( Sta. Cruz )
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ingo
8/10/2012 11:03:00 PM
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Kumusta kay amin dita Santa Cruz sapay koma awanen ti dagitay luko-luko a bataan ti maysa met luko.....
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Lakay Flor
8/18/2012 12:59:00 AM
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After a long nite of making love to isabella, Berting rolls over, looks around, and notices a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed. Naturally, Berting begins to worry. "Is this your husband?", he inquires nervously. "No, silly", isabella replies, snuggling up to him. "Your Boyfriend then?', he asks. "No, not at all," she whispers, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your Dad or your Brother?", he asks, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!, she says. "Well, who is he then?"demands Berting. Calmly isabella replies, 'THAT'S ME before the surgery."
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Leo Beligan
8/22/2012 5:05:00 AM
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kakailan, aniat madamag
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BORIS
8/24/2012 9:29:00 PM
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Women Are Like Computers
Women are like computers — even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
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Juan Santos Romano
8/26/2012 3:18:00 AM
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Apo atorni ken apo ingo, kumusta kayo met. No ditoy Sta. Cruz, ay ket umay manen ti guso-guso. Lumaban sa ni Ping-ay nga anak a mayor. Ni ngata bise ti agsubli a sumango a mayor ket mabalin a ni baketna met ti ag bise.
Umaykayo ketdi agyakayak ti tangingi ta uray ket kukua kano met ni Vice Mayor Valle ti daga isu nga agtultuloy latta. Pia nga igatang ti sardinat a barbasan ti mapagarmi't inaldaw.
Kusto ta kuna ni apo BORIS, kasla computer a ma-retrieve dagitoy na-stored a black sand ita a later days hehe.
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morot
8/27/2012 5:24:00 PM
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Ni ti anak ni congressman Ping-ay ti lumaban ken ni Bio kasla nadagsen aglalo no kuarta ti aggunay. Ammo tay met no kuartan ti usaren da awan tay prinsipyo ti kaaduan ilako dan ah.......
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justine
8/30/2012 6:29:00 PM
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Manong Morot, saan ko nga pagpangpangas ngem 16 pay la't tawen ko ket nagbotosakon...that's how patriotic I am. Ilakok ti botosko kadagiti sabasabali a partido sa ko ibotos diay kayat ko, saan nga tay kadakkelan ti pinanggatang na.
Kuya Boris, pudno ta kunam a rumuar dagiti uray kasano ti kabassitna a basolyo a lallaki, sa mi laokan ti drama nga aglulua (kampay idi) tapno maalami ti kayatmi. Ngem no adda bagbagtit ni lalaki a kas kenni Lakay Flor a ket disnog kada kugtar ti maaramid kenni babai.
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isabella
9/5/2012 1:23:00 PM
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Lakay Flor says to Baket Flora, "Darling, I'm in the mood for sexty-nine."
She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care either!"
They go to the bedroom, and are sexty-nining like mad dogs when they were interupted by the door bell ringing.
Baket Flora says between heavy breathing, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."
Lakay Flor opens the door and tells the postman, "I'm sorry about the mess on my mouth, I was eating jam sandwich."
The postman says, "I was not looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
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morot
9/13/2012 5:10:00 PM
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Marungi manen ti panaggagapas bareng nasayaat ti apit yo amin.........
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Leo Beligan
9/15/2012 8:42:00 AM
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komusta kakailian.
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Sutil
9/16/2012 4:51:00 AM
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Addaak ditoy tiendaan tatta Torney. Umay ko binirok ni Tigas ta tiplakek koma ngem adda kanu met idiay Guam.
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isabella
9/17/2012 4:16:00 PM
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Hafa adai, apo Sutil! Under contract pay la da uncle Fermin Tigas idiay Guam Naval Base isu nga awan panawen na nga makitimmimplak kenka.
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Tired of a listless sex life, Lakay Flor came right out and asked his wife, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
Baket Flora glanced at him and replied, "You're never home!"
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Lakay Flor
9/24/2012 9:30:00 AM
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Boris and tatang isabella were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Boris suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. tatang isabella promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled Boris out. When the medical director became aware of tatang isabella's heroic act he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered him to be mentally stable. When he went to tell tatang isabella the news he said, "isabella, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Boris, the patient you save, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am sorry, but he's dead." isabella replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
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isabella
9/25/2012 12:24:00 PM
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Lakay Flor sent his laundry out to the Chinese laundry woman. When it came back there were still stains in his briefs. So the next week he enclosed a note to the Chinese laundry woman saying, 'USE MORE DETERGENT ON BRIEFS.'
This went on for several weeks, Lakay Flor sending notes to the Chinese woman. 'USE MORE DETERGENT ON BRIEFS.'
Finally fed up, the laundry woman responded with her own note that read, 'USE MORE PAPER ON REAR END!'
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morot
9/27/2012 6:42:00 PM
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Musta kay amin dita barangay Saoat to padaoil bareng saan kayo nga maapektaran ti bagyo Lawin,panaggagapas pay met ngarud......
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justine
9/28/2012 4:37:00 PM
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Adda met sangkabassit a mabalinen a gapasen ti pinerdi ti bagyo Lawin. Naimbag la ketdin ta mabalin payla ti agmina kadagiti nangisit a darat...napia la nga panggatang ti saardinas ti ipasuweldo ni apo bosing mayora. Ngem marigatan dagiti agyokuyok iti nangisist a darat ta nadagsen unay gaputta binasa ni bagyong Lawin.
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Leo Beligan
10/12/2012 8:39:00 AM
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A guy rushes into a bar, orders four expensive 30-year-old single malts and has the bartender line them up in front of him. Then without pausing, he quickly downs each one. "Whew," the bartender remarked, "you seem to be in a hurry." "You would be too if you had what I have." "What do you have?" the bartender sympathetically asked. "Fifty cents."
KOMUSTAN KAKAILIAN
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morot
10/18/2012 6:02:00 PM
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Paspasan yo ti agbilag ti irik ta nasayaat ti tiempo ita.....musta kay amin dita Besalan to Padaoil........
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justine
10/20/2012 9:04:00 AM
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Lakay Flor got married, but he was too dumb to know what to do on his wedding night.
"For Pete's sake, honey," said Baket Flora, "You take that thing you play with and you put it where I pee!"
So Lakay Flor got up and threw his bowling ball in the toilet.
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isabella
10/24/2012 5:08:00 PM
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Lakay Flor staggers into an emergency room with a golf club wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, let me explain," says Lakay Flor. "I was having a quiet round of golf with Baket Flora, my wife, when she sliced her ball into a field of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball...stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, honey, this looks like yours!'"
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Leo Beligan
11/4/2012 8:16:00 AM
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komusta kayon kakailian, nagginggined kano dita banda tayo.
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morot
11/22/2012 9:16:00 PM
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musta kay amin nga kailiak, ania't madamag dita tuloy pa rin ba tay panagala ti black sand.
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justine
11/23/2012 7:40:00 AM
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komusta manong Morot, apo Leo ken kadakayo amin a nadanonak ditoy Santa Cruz!
Kaykayat payen dagiti kakailian tayo nga mannalon ti umay agyukuyok ti nangisit a darat ngem tay mapan agmula ti mais wenno tabako. Ditoy Pinipin ken Mantanas ita iti adu nga trabahador ni Ma'am.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!!
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Juan Santos Romano
11/24/2012 10:05:00 PM
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komustakayo amin nga i-santa cruz . Umay manen ti eleksion local ngem madama nga sutsutilenda ni apo Bio tapno saan nga unoppose. Daytoy sa tay kuna ni atorni Leo nga ginggined hehehe..Dagiti SBna: Osias Biligan,Oscar Romano,Milweda Chavez, Malou Ragucos, Nelia Gabuat, Jun Guieb, Wedmar Ping-ay, Rene Quilop.
Agtaray nga independent SB da apo Cesar Javillonar ken apo Tibong Jorvina.
Ikararag tay koma ti daras yiimbag ni apo Cong. Ping-ay ta naake idi maudi a lawas ti Octubre ket addansa pay laeng idiay Heart Center. Makipagladingitak met iti ipupusay tay nanang ni baketna a naipumpon idi kalman.
Ala, umaykayo met agyakayak iti blacksand no kayatyo.
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Leo Beligan
11/25/2012 3:16:00 PM
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ADDAAK to dita tiendaan inton hueves
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Leo Beligan
11/25/2012 3:18:00 PM
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masapul nga adda lumaban tapno iruar da Bio dagita aglaplapusanan nga nayakayakan
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Juan Santos Romano
11/30/2012 10:49:00 PM
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atorni, dika met dimmagas ditoy sta cruz. Nagkalugananta iti bus. Katugawmo ni Ellen Daplian, tay nurse a taga Suyo a nagbakasyon manipud New Jersey ta apanna ilagip di amada. Dua gayamen ti anakmo nga atorni, sigun ti istoria-an yo hehehe.
Ala ta innak pay agyaykayak ti darat ta adda para noche buena no paskua.
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morot
12/18/2012 10:51:00 PM
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Naimbag nga oras yo amin a kailiak, 6 days laingen paskuan, sapay koma ta agnanayon nga natalna ti ili tayo.No agtultuloy latta ti agyakayak ti nangisit a darat dita ili tayo di pay ket umasasideggen ti taaw. Bareng koma saan tayo a maapektaran no adda umay a didigra......
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morot
12/25/2012 3:26:00 AM
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Naragsak a Paskua tay amin.........
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Laramie
12/25/2012 6:41:00 PM
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Naragsak a talaga ti Paskua mi tata Morot ta nagibunong ni Ma'am Tessie ti groceries a pang noche buena ken bonus (maika trece a bulan a sweldo) kadagiti agyakyakayak iti nangisit a darat. God bless her little heart.
This Christmas season has come to mean the period when Ma'am Tessie plays Santa Claus to our Barangays.
Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year kadatayo amin a i-Santa Cruz!!
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Leo Beligan
12/30/2012 6:57:00 AM
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HAPPY NEW KAKAILIAN
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morot
1/20/2013 9:58:00 PM
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Awan latta ti namnama tayo nga agbaliw ti ili tayo ta awan met lumaban kadagiti Valle, isu nga agtultuloy latta ti panagyayakayak ti nangisit a darat idiay igid ti bayabay. Ken kumusta met ngata dagiti unsolved crime dita ili tayo? Bareng awanen dagitay goons da.
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Laramie
1/21/2013 8:01:00 AM
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Komusta Manang/manong Morot! kasano ngamin a masolvar dagiti krimen kung bisingbisi si tsip inspektor Fausto Bandao nga agju-jueteng! Nahuli daw yata ang kanyang mga kubrador (ng jueteng) kaya tuloy pinatalsik ni sir Amoyen sa kanyang puwesto.
Ni sir Inspektor Alejandro Manzano Jr. a kabagyan ni Ma'am Tessie ti insukat da a Pulis Tsip ditoy Santa Cruz. Ad-adda itan nga awan lumaban kadagiti ag-Valle ta iggem dan ti kapulisan. Tuloy ang ligaya...tuloy latta ti panagyakayak ti nangisit a darat.
Ala, medio adayo pay ti eleksion, addanto ngata natangken ti sangina a lumaban kadagiti ag-Valle. Ni Lolo Patrick koma ti ilaban tayo ngem saan a mabalin ta adda met ngamin isuna idiay pagbaludan.
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morot
1/21/2013 11:18:00 PM
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Thanks sa info ms Laramie, d pay ket urayen tayo lattan nga agpukay ti valle bago masukatan, uray ket awanan da met ti anak nga pangipasaan da.
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Laramie
1/26/2013 7:50:00 AM
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Masansan a no fiesta ditoy Vigan, sigurado nga umay agbisita da Lakay Flor, Isabella ken dagiti kaduada a miyembro ti LBGT. Umay da buyaen dagiti nadumaduma a floats ti Longganiza Street Dance.
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Gimmatang ni Lakay Flor ti salami ket sinaludsod diay butcher, "Sir, kayat yo nga galip-galipek 'toy salami?"
"Hoy, Huwaaag, darling," sagut ni Lakay Flor. "Anong palagay mo sa puwit ko, Alkansya?!"
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morot
2/25/2013 6:42:00 PM
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Musta kay amin dita Sta. Cruz, bareng awan gulo ta awan met kalaban ti Valle, tuloy latta ngarud ti illegal nga aktibidades da.
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ingo
3/3/2013 7:04:00 AM
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Ayos lang tuloy ang buhay kasta la ti biag adda kubbo adda kiad
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justine
3/4/2013 5:48:00 PM
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nagdedekket met dagiti nangisit a daraten ta nakadadon ditoy ili tayon dagiti alketran a naggapu kadetay barko a limned idiay Pangasinan. Ad-adalen pay ti Bureau of Fisheries no safe met la a sidaen dagiti ikan a nakalapan ditoy baybay. Umasideg pay ngaruden ti semana santa, iparit ti simbaan katoliko ti agsida ti karne, nakanginngina ti ikan.
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isabella
3/6/2013 4:11:00 PM
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Santa Cruz, naimbag a bigat mo!! Umasidengen ti eleksion, naisardengen ti sugal a jueteng ditoy Ilocos Sur. Ngem....adda kasukat na a sugal nga inawagan da boss ti Jai Alai. Ti jueteng ket mamindua laeng iti maysa nga aldaw nga mabola. Ti Jai Alai ket mamitlo iti maysa nga aldaw. Agre-recruit da Bosing ditoy Sta Cruz kadagiti mayat nga kolektor ti Jai Alai. Agpusta tayon kailian bareng mangabak dagiti numero tayo.
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morot
3/22/2013 5:01:00 PM
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Naimbag a bigat yo amin iliak,umay manen ti semana santa, bareng saan nga nagulo daytoy umay nga panagbubutos ta awan met lumaban ken ni vaLLe...
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justine
4/7/2013 4:38:00 PM
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Naimbag a Lunes mo, Santa Cruz!
Maragsakan la unay unay da Ma'am ken Sir ta uncontested manen ti panagtaray da a mayor ken bise mayor. Saan dan a masapul a aggastus iti rinibu a panggatang kadagiti botos tayo. Congratulations, Ma'am Teresita ken Sir Virgilio!!!
Komusta met ti weekend yo, Manong Morot!?
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Ken H. Oagayen
4/10/2013 8:49:00 AM
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madi ken saan nasayaat ti unoppose, masapul latta koma met nga adda kasalisalda.Ngamin no un oppose, ti labasna ket saan nga imbotos dagiti tattao.Nalabit nga adda rason. Ken para kaniak, saan a nasayaat a damag-:) kunak laeng a....!
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morot
4/22/2013 5:30:00 PM
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Wen justine awan kalaban da, isu nga agawaan da ti agpabaknang da madam ken sir. Adda dita tay black sand, agmulmula ti eucalyptus ( pati comonal minulaan da)ken adu pay.....
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cesot
4/29/2013 5:53:00 PM
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Tiempo ti panagfifiesta ti barangay ita, no bigat idiay San Jose, May 5 idiay ayan da Kap Boyong ( camanggaan ) ken Besalan May 15. Naragsak a panagfiesta yo amin dita Santa Cruz.......
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justine
5/11/2013 11:13:00 AM
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Ania met, kaasi pay dagiti kailian tayo a botante ta saan unay a dakkel ti paglakuan da iti botos a ta awan met kalaban ni Ma'am Tessie. Dagitay la konsehal ti aggatang a ngem saan a kas kadakkel koma no laban iti kina-mayor paglakuan da. Saan la a ditoy Sta Cruz ti unopposed kandidato para mayor no di ket adda pay 17 nga ili ditoy Ilocos Sur. Ti la pagsayaatan ti eleksyon ditoy Ilocos Sur ket inton Lunes, bumangon man dagiti nabayagen a naipompon tapno laeng agbotos. Congratulations, Ma'am Tessie!!!! Another fruitful term.....
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