misme
9/10/2010 2:21:00 PM
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Amaaaaa Oyasan yaket ay kinumlab kan? min pada kayo ken manong Dalipog ay linumnek nan ulo na kalig pag-ong. Peaceeeee
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oyasan
9/10/2010 3:52:00 PM
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SIK-A Y NAN SINUMPOK. ADI KA PAY MINPA-ILA,
naid met di mak-wani da nan ikallitong sia gapuna ay timmalking kamin.
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misme
9/11/2010 7:28:00 AM
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Jejeje wadaak sina Dinuba, naladawak lang ay ninpakallitong. Miss u guys though. minpa Van nuys kami no Viernes ta wad nan Youth concert ay umayan datona ub-ubbing tapos minpa Anaheim kami after da concert ta iyey me datona Youth id Knotsberry farm as kabigatana. inkami masiyep id Anaheim. Dumag-usak komas di ayan manong Gayagay ta innak alain san bingay ko ay marunggay ngem wad da met nan youth ay kakadwami.
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Leo Beligan
9/11/2010 8:08:00 AM
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wen man, dumag-os ka bareng maka-ali ak to met no addakas di.
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i-sarming
9/11/2010 10:50:00 AM
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dumag-os kaman misme ta tumawag kanto, ulay ket no adday ubbing ay kaduam ya ket adim met sasaklien daida.
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misme
9/11/2010 3:26:00 PM
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wen mailan to but can't promise ta akin ko kukua nan schedule. how i wish ay wad koma di reunion ta mailak am-in nan kakabaggiak. it's been a while. huhuhu
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misme
9/30/2010 12:06:00 PM
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Ikit isarming ay binmaba nan temperature yossa batog yon? nauto kayon sa met san sangadum ta nin hundred thisteen nan temperature yo issa el-e. napudot pay la isna batog me.
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oyasan
10/8/2010 8:19:00 PM
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IBIT-ANG ko si Ador Rufino Quidangen, no am-ammoyo. i-bacsayan, anak din Inay Gabin. na-istrok kano. Mabalin ay 69 years old na metten. in-inauna ngem sak-en si duwa ay tawen.
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Leo Beligan
10/24/2010 8:16:00 PM
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sapay koma ta saaan nga napudot ti eleksiyon dagiti barangay
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oyasan
11/13/2010 7:30:00 AM
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into pay nan immayan yon, ay nakaseyep kayo am-inen.
gayagay into na pang-ilaan yo ken ni Pakyaw.
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Ruby Tong-alan Abad
11/15/2010 7:07:00 PM
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Kumusta kayon Atty.Beligan..matagu-tago tako am-in
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Leo Beligan
11/15/2010 9:56:00 PM
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imbag man ta nailaw-an ka ay dimmag-os isna alligang so. amay met iman nan awak.
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i-sarming
11/22/2010 2:07:00 PM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING KAKITONGANS!!!!!
Misme, Salidummay, Kinay, Ken, Uncle Balweg, Manong Gayagay, Ekona, Olnos, ken no sino pay di mayat, maykayon ta adday kadua ay mangsango sinan sapuen ni amay oyasan, agpinikpikan kano!! ay kusto uncle oyasan? kanak laeng di baleng lummual da.
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oyasan
11/22/2010 3:02:00 PM
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baken laeng ay pinikpikan nan saganak. uwad pay di iyas
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misme
11/30/2010 12:51:00 PM
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nabiag pay met la gayam nan dap-ayan so. Nalipatak pay ketdin, adi met ngamin ay mang pukkaw si manong Dalipog. yaket tit-iwa si angkel Balweg ay adi maila nan dippak nas na?
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oyasan
12/24/2010 11:56:00 PM
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immeyak naki kilismas ad sidi beey ni Donya Belen. Si gayagay ket kalig ay e-tek ay umin-inum is tikila. Si Don Pedlo ket Beer laeng nan in-inumenna. sak-en ket pipsi ta nadapudapu ak ay nin-gabot ad bangkag. Kaligak kano ay welep ay umin-inom is pipsi, sia nan kanan ni Don Pedlo. .
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Ken H. Oagayen
12/25/2010 1:39:00 PM
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aye.. naeyak man adi na umay makikamutog
No waday intuno ay kalne ken impapsuok
Ken kankanen inkiwal kanadan binutog
Mapittong egesko ay minkarkardukod-:)
Ikit Isarming limual piman na minbanbando
Ay ayaganna si angkel Balweg ken amin tako
Ta ilaen kod si ama Oyasan na minsapsapo
No wad ay gasat ay gamatan adi sintatako-:)
Sapay ken apo Kabunyan ta min ited ay seg ang
Pale palehas na amin tako ay innakod Bendisyonan
Layadna a di mabilang inna itup a isna kakitongan
No adi kayo umali sik ayo maikisaw; ay ay sayang-:)
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misme
1/4/2011 7:56:00 PM
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Ken ali tapyam pay nan inka inpagkit issa ngato. Amaaaaa Oyasan kanan ni anok-a ay akin pipsi nan ininom mo ya, minkulkulidimdim kano nan ata yo.
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oyasan
1/18/2011 3:29:00 PM
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Subject: Laymen's Ten Commandments
1] Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout.
2] So a Car's WINDSHIELD is so large & the Rear view Mirror is so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, Look Ahead and Move on.
3] Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.
4] All things in life are temporary. If it goes well, enjoy it, they will not last forever. If it goes wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either.
5] Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Bas e of Gold!
6] Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart, it's just a bend, not the end!
7] When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities.
8] A blind person asked GOD: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!"
9] When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.
10] WORRYING does not take away tomorrow's TROUBLES, it takes away today's PEACE.
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misme
1/24/2011 8:05:00 AM
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hmmmm that's cute Ama Oyasan. Thanks for sharing muaaah
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misme
1/24/2011 8:07:00 AM
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manong Olnos yaket ayan mon? min parikna ka met a no wad ka pay lang ay biag. Peaceeee.
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oyasan
1/24/2011 3:51:00 PM
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nailak si isarming ad kubaban. nalaing met gayam ay minmakarina.
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Ms. Salidummay
1/28/2011 9:26:00 AM
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Mga kakitongans,
Bad news na naman....manang Conching Aling of Naguimba, Banayoyo, Ilocos Sur has just passed away today. May she rest in peace.
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oyasan
1/28/2011 9:38:00 AM
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Si Ms. Salidummay ket matago no uwad di matey. Ay sino pay nan Conching ay sana?
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Ms. Salidummay
1/30/2011 5:54:00 AM
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ala koma si sir oyasan ta adi na am-mmo si manang conching aling? she is the sister of fred aling, a retired nurse.
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Ms. Salidummay
1/30/2011 5:56:00 AM
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batch da manang luz alfonso, esther segundo ken daydi uncle bruno.
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oyasan
1/30/2011 7:57:00 AM
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ay e ! am-ammok si Fred Aling. ninkadkaddua kami ad Manila idi tiempo mi. sino abes nan Bruno ay sana.
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misme
1/30/2011 10:25:00 PM
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Ikit Salidummay e refresh mo nan panonot ama Oyasan. nin apat kami san naminsan ket ngan ngani adi makaam ammo. Peace ama....
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Ms. Salidummay
1/31/2011 8:17:00 AM
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sir oyasan....ay sus kan ay am-ama? adina ngatan am-ammon si uliteg Bruno Pantaleon. Bumangon ta indaka kulkulisen ne. Baka adim pay ammo ay nateyen.
natey kano ubes si Benjie Lestino...sb ito sa banayoyo. baka adim man am-ammon. saludsudemen ken manong santos bayaya.
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gayagay
1/31/2011 9:20:00 AM
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Ms. Salidummay, a sino kano ud pay di impatey ni Benjie? my deepest sympathy to the family Lestino
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oyasan
1/31/2011 5:25:00 PM
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Si Bang-as ay sia si Bruno ? Sino to-a nan Benjie Lestino ? intoy ayan ni Salao ?
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Ms. Salidummay
2/2/2011 2:12:00 AM
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@sir oyasan-agsabali nan Bang-as ken Bruno. Malia Kusep ket nay am-aman. Bang-as aka Roger Ambago. Bruno Pantaleon aka Biong, maestro ngem nateyen. They are both from Naguimba.
Benjie Lestino is a retired policeman in Banayoyo ngem taga Lidlidda ay naikamang ad Guardia. I guess he is also incumbent SB in Banayoyo.
Salao aka Solomon Quidangen is now in Bacsayan operating her own beauty parlor. He is well known as the younger version of Lola Kayandag.
Kaano ka aya ay agbakasyon ta aggiddan ta ta inta ilan danan naap apuan ya tapin di kakitongan.
@gayagay-kanan da met ay naatake kano si manong Benjie.
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gayagay
2/2/2011 10:07:00 AM
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thank you Ms. Salidummay ngem yaket kano laeng met. kaano ka ngamin ay agbakasyon? amay ay agew tako am-in.
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misme
2/2/2011 3:08:00 PM
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wowww timpaw da ikit Salidummay ken manong Gayagay, dats gud. wewww si ama Oyasan naid di am-ammo na ay padak, peaceeee . Ikit isarming nalaing ka met to a ay mintadik ngem yaket ay nabiibiit, atiw na ka pay ken ama Oyasanin ay senyor sitisinen.
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i-sarming
2/13/2011 8:38:00 PM
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Ala nagtagak met da manong gayagay ken salidummay....
Misme, padasek ngalud balbaleng matulad ko bassit si uncle oyasan ngem madi met latta di insaldeng kon, agpaisuloak to ud ken ama...
Si ket manong gayagayen ta linumtep...immegyat ta baka pagtadeken da..
HAPPY VALENTINES...HAPPY HEARTS DAY TO ALL!!!!!!!
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i-sarming
3/26/2011 5:36:00 PM
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Agtapos man nan Marson linulumtep kayo pay laeng, medyo pumudoten ya.
Misme, Ms. Salidummay, yaket awan di ipadamag yon, ay sinoy madamag ad pinas...adda met si uliteg adsidi ay min-uy-uyas...
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Ken H. Oagayen
3/26/2011 7:01:00 PM
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Aye ......., naamay man Ikit isaraming ta dimmag-oska, maid adi nan ipugaw na maila isna. Mintapatapoken adi nan tukdoan tako ken min-ag agan abes nan dalikan ta maiwed met adi nan nagyanna di tayab uray koma no isa ay kamote-:)
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oyasan
3/28/2011 7:17:00 PM
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kadatdateng kod kubaban, naggapud sidi Bacsayan. inyagak si Pilip ay asawa ni Belen, dimmateng met iman ay naggapud Batac. ay ket pinuligos min san otik ni apo bise mayor. kaduak si gayagay ngem immegyat ay umasideg ta adda san taga Italya ay bulalakaw.
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misme
4/8/2011 3:05:00 AM
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ay-e wad pay lang gayam nan dap-ayan. maliplipatak met nan tumaptapog sinan, bese ad pisbok. Ama Oyasan cno ubes di kankanam ay taga italya ay bulalakaw?
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oyasan
4/8/2011 5:31:00 PM
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SALUDSODEM to ken ni gayayagay inton dumateng. saludsodem to pay ay taet ay kaegyat na nan bulalakaw.
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misme
4/12/2011 2:53:00 AM
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Ama Oyasan, ay napasungadam da angkel iking ay inpudong id bacsayan? imbag pay datodi ta nin por gud dan.
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i-sarming
4/15/2011 5:15:00 PM
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Uncle Oyasan, ay kaano ay dumateng si manong gayagay? sinoy bullalakaw ay inna kaegyat? aye ket no madalapos da ngamin siya a ket intupayen...
Misme, kumusta kan basang, ay na-adik ka met sin pisboken....wahahhaaaa
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oyasan
4/15/2011 8:24:00 PM
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inton Mayo pa laeng nan subli ni Gayagay. ay adi yo ammo san layap ay taga Italya ?
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i-sarming
4/16/2011 10:25:00 AM
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uncle, agindidiammo la si misme....kankannana di. Ala inbuking kan misme, aguma ka....haahaha..
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misme
4/19/2011 12:20:00 AM
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adik ammo nan bulalakaw ay kankanan yo. damagik to od ken ikit Kinay. Ikit isarming min pisbok ka ngamin. addada am-in nan kumaw si di ya...
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misme
4/23/2011 6:43:00 PM
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Happy Easter kakabsat,gagayyem ken kakabagyan. inson min gagaybo.
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Leo Beligan
4/24/2011 2:21:00 PM
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Leo Beligan
4/24/2011 2:22:00 PM
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Leo Beligan
4/24/2011 3:21:00 PM
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misme
4/27/2011 4:43:00 PM
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cno ngay katatarakian kendakayo ama Oyasan? hehehehe yaet naid si manong Gayagay?
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misme
5/12/2011 8:43:00 AM
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Aye da nan kinamang ko, adu man pasagid dan as pagka igorot ko san nalpas an ponpon. Ginmiginikak laing, nomuna ta ikaman da nan ikaman da no adi sisasango si lakay ko. bunch of BS. Grrrrrrrr talaga.
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oyasan
5/12/2011 5:28:00 PM
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ay sino nan naipunpon?
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misme
5/13/2011 9:33:00 PM
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Si katugangak ay lalaki, abalayan yo.
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oyasan
5/14/2011 12:21:00 AM
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ket egay mo seguro pinakan daida. Iyutowam daidas posin di balatong sagpawam is bulong di parya ay napaipait.
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misme
5/14/2011 8:25:00 AM
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saamman inpan ko am-in nan kabailak ay nangiyutowan ken daida. Sina beey am-in nan naguurnungan da. hahaha naid di parya me, bulong marunggay san insagpaw ko as balatong nagapud Hawaii.
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gayagay
5/22/2011 3:06:00 AM
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kinistongam koma daidan. kadatdating ko itattay. amay ay agew su am-in ta matagotago tako
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oyasan
5/23/2011 8:19:00 AM
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kumittoy man nan lames ad baybayen ta dimmateng si Gayagay.
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misme
5/31/2011 4:29:00 PM
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welcome back manong Gayagayyyyy. cnoy indatdateng mo kaka?
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misme
6/18/2011 4:00:00 PM
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Happy Father's Day to all the dad out there.
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Balweg
7/8/2011 8:16:00 AM
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siyasa nan kayat ko ay ugalim misme, ta ulay no pinakusipet da nan atam ken pinaatiddog da nan sungom ket ammoyo pay la nan minkablaaw isnan am-ammayo.
gud day iblibadi.....
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oyasan
7/9/2011 8:47:00 AM
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ay Balweg, into pay di immay-ayam ta ita ka laeng ay tinumpaw.
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Leo Beligan
7/10/2011 9:19:00 AM
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WHERE IS EBRIBADI ?
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Balweg
7/10/2011 10:34:00 AM
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Apo Oyasan, immeyak ngamin bimmakasyon ad pinas, kadatdateng itay napan ay bulan, sumubliyak ubes no bulan di setyembre ta innak kamesan nan bassit ay innak intalon.
Ay awan di tapey mo issa Apo Oyasan? Awan met da misme ken i-sarmingen ay min-uto sin kape.
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oyasan
7/10/2011 2:28:00 PM
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ay ket amay man ta nakaudong ka ubes. ket komusta met si uliteg ay Don Manuel ?
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Balweg
7/11/2011 10:19:00 AM
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Kaasi ni Apo nasalun-at met si ama ay Manuel isu na laeng ta adda nan maikatlo ay sakanan, immali ad baey idi sakbay ay sumubliyak isna Englaterra ta immali ngamin san Administrador nan NTA ay nangiyali isnan makina ay usalen di mannalon ken danan agmulmula is tabako, siya ay inayagak danan lallakay ta ibagada nan kasapulan ay impoltante ad Salmingan. Umudongak to ubes isnan umali ay bulan di Setyembre ta innak ilaen no nasayaat ken no adda met la di maitulong nan makina kadasnan mannalon.
Ibagam no kaano met di ibabakasyonyo ta iletsonan kayonto sin baka ken baboy, siya ay bumalon kanto sin maimas ay tapey.
Got that message misme?
nah nayt....
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Leo Beligan
7/13/2011 12:45:00 AM
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Balweg, ibagam to ken ni Uliteg ta minsapo
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misme
7/13/2011 8:40:00 PM
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yikessss timpaw si angkel Balweg. wen got the message apong loud and clear. malipatak nan dumap-ay sina ta busy ak sidi umak ad pisbok.
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i-sarming
8/28/2011 6:24:00 PM
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Uncle oyasan, ala no umudong ka, adu nan iyas ni uncle balweg ay sapoen ni lakay manuel para ken sik-a.
Misme, aye nan la ngata mangtagtagak sinan FB mo aya nan ub-ublaem, siyana met a di tagakem.
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Ken H. Oagayen
8/31/2011 12:59:00 PM
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Aye, layadko man adi ay mangiposte nan day=eng isna na wad ay musikna ngem adik met ammo .... ken adi met kabato...!no sinnoman sik ayo ay ammon adi na pamay an, isulo man kadi ken sak-en.....!
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oyasan
9/3/2011 6:24:00 AM
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ket ulay no naid di musik na ket igtom latta nan day-eng Ken tapnon uwad di pang liwliwa isnan awak.
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Ken H. Oagayen
9/5/2011 9:30:00 AM
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no adika yo met um umey isna baey tako
sik ayo ay bisibisi isde pisbuk kano
ta ulay issa agew sika ayo mintutukdo
adi kayo mauma ta siyadi ay ti lagsakyo-:)
isna baey tako ay agew metten ipugaw
ni laeng angkel oyasan ti adi naulaw
ulay mangulngultingew a minpukpukkaw
ken ulay sak sakey siya ay minlalaaw-:)
Ikit isarming, misme , kinay ay adidan maila
maestra tangad, angkel balweg ay maiwedda
aminda timmayab siguron nan kiyyakiyawda
si angkel oyasan laeng waday isna nakanganga-:)
sige ngaluden ta sak en ay masuyepen
ta sobla ay bannog ay matak ay minkudripen
agew ko ay labik ta isu met skedyolko
ket no labi ay skedyolko sidi trabaho-:)
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misme
9/9/2011 9:44:00 AM
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Ikit isarming naayak sina. Mr. Oagayen ali bera latta ta wad di basbasain me. Manong Gayagay min-iyamanak unay sinan inted mo ay baggoong. inyali ni manong Joseph id kalabyan. Again thank you, you're still the best. iyamanik ta makalaglagip ka latta. May God bless you and your family manong ko.
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Balangkantis
9/10/2011 11:49:00 AM
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laylayadenkanto latta mister oagayen olay dinak kalayad.
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oyasan
10/4/2011 8:01:00 PM
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dakayo ay iBannayoyo, ibit-ang ko si Uliteg Hening Arola (Pastor Higinio Arola) ta immeyen ken Apo na ad ngato. Addad sidi Delano, California
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Leo Beligan
10/5/2011 7:25:00 AM
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Rev. Fragino Arola, Sr.
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Leo Beligan
10/6/2011 8:56:00 PM
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Memorial service to ni Uliteg Paster Hening Arola inton dominggo, October 9 ad sidi Methodist Church, Delano California, alas 3 nan masdem.
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oyasan
10/9/2011 5:03:00 AM
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ITA AY AGEW NAN MEMORIAL SERVICE NI PASTOR HENING AROLA, AD SIDI FIRST METHODIST CHURCH, DELANO, CALIFORNIA, ALAS TRES INTON MASDEM.
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oyasan
10/13/2011 9:28:00 PM
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INYUDONG DA si Myrna Dacanay, asawa ni Lito, ad sidi Naguimba ta sidi nan pakaipumponan na.
Naipunpon kanon si Manang Miming Erfe ad Bacsayan.
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i-sarming
11/7/2011 7:02:00 PM
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Mr. Oagayen, yaket intupay nan immayam, iyalim nan daniw mon a ta adday pang-ikkat bassit sin bannog ket ni nasapa met ay sumipngeten.
Uncle Balweg, lummual ka metten a, no nakasubli ka issa londonen ya..
Misme, maykan ta kaduaanta si Uliteg ay mangtagak sina abong so.
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i-sarming
12/16/2011 6:38:00 AM
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Merry Christmas Everyone!!! Hope you're all enjoying your Holidays!!!
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Leo Beligan
12/16/2011 11:56:00 AM
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Melly Klismas ken dakayo, am-in. addaak isna Manila, umodongaktod Bacsayan sangadom
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oyasan
12/24/2011 12:20:00 AM
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It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.” “Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita. “Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the perfect time,” Pedro begged. “But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.” replied Rosita. “Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me.” Rosita looked at Pedro and said, “OK, one time, we’ll do Weeweechu.” Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang….. “Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.”
FROM MISME WEEWEECHU
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misme
1/2/2012 6:08:00 PM
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weeweechu...Happy New Year to ol. bag pay si ama Oyasan ta inmey man id pinasen. welcome back Ama Oyasan.
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oyasan
2/20/2012 7:22:00 PM
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IBACSAYAN, UMODONG NO UMALIY DOMINGGO SI GAYAGAY. Kotelyano, isaganam nan otik mo.
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Ken H. Oagayen
6/22/2012 5:28:00 AM
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Kumosta sik ayo amin isna...aye....maiwed met ipugaw.Umali sik ayo ta minkam-ot tako ta wad-ay sinlawak na gako de labi-:)
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Leo Beligan
6/23/2012 8:47:00 AM
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Somewhat lengthy, but very much worth the time to read!
Texas A&M Commencement Address
I would like to have watched the faculty during delivery
Texas A&M Commencement Address -
The students gave a standing ovation;
the faculty were deathly silent!
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Neal Boortz is a Texan, a lawyer, a Texas Aggie (Texas A&M) graduate, and now a nationally syndicated talk show host from Atlanta . His commencement address to the graduates of a recent Texas A&M class is far different from what either the students or the faculty expected. Whether you agree or disagree, his views are certainly thought provoking.
"I am honored by the invitation to address you on this august occasion. It's about time. Be warned, however, that I am not here to impress you; you'll have enough smoke blown up your bloomers today. And you can bet your tassels I'm not here to impress the faculty and administration. You may not like much of what I have to say, and that's fine. You will remember it though. Especially after about 10 years out there in the real world. This, it goes without saying, does not apply to those of you who will seek your careers and your fortunes as government employees.
This gowned gaggle behind me is your faculty. You've heard the old saying that those who can - do. Those who can't - teach. That sounds deliciously insensitive. But there is often raw truth in insensitivity, just as you often find feel-good falsehoods and lies in compassion. Say good-bye to your faculty because now you are getting ready to go out there and do. These folks behind me are going to stay right here and teach.
By the way, just because you are leaving this place with a diploma doesn't mean the learning is over. When an FAA flight examiner handed me my private pilot's license many years ago, he said, “Here, this is your ticket to learn.” The same can be said for your diploma. Believe me, the learning has just begun.
Now, I realize that most of you consider yourselves Liberals. In fact, you are probably very proud of your liberal views. You care so much. You feel so much. You want to help so much. After all, you're a compassionate and caring person, aren't you now? Well, isn't that just so extraordinarily special. Now, at this age, is as good a time as any to be a liberal; as good a time as any to know absolutely everything. You have plenty of time, starting tomorrow, for the truth to set in.
Over the next few years, as you begin to feel the cold breath of reality down your neck, things are going to start changing pretty fast... Including your own assessment of just how much you really know.
So here are the first assignments for your initial class in reality: Pay attention to the news, read newspapers, and listen to the words and phrases that proud Liberals use to promote their causes. Then, compare the words of the left to the words and phrases you hear from those evil, heartless, greedy conservatives. From the Left you will hear "I feel." From the Right you will hear "I think." From the Liberals you will hear references to groups -- The Blacks, the Poor, the Rich, the Disadvantaged, the Less Fortunate. From the Right you will hear references to individuals. On the Left you hear talk of group rights; on the Right, individual rights.
That about sums it up, really: Liberals feel. Liberals care. They are pack animals whose identity is tied up in group dynamics. Conservatives think -- and, setting aside the theocracy crowd, their identity is centered on the individual.
Liberals feel that their favored groups have enforceable rights to the property and services of productive individuals. Conservatives, I among them I might add, think that individuals have the right to protect their lives and their property from the plunder of the masses.
In college you developed a group mentality, but if you look closely at your diplomas you will see that they have your individual names on them. Not the name of your school mascot, or of your fraternity or sorority, but your name. Your group identity is going away. Your recognition and appreciation of your individual identity starts now.
If, by the time you reach the age of 30, you do not consider yourself to be a conservative, rush right back here as quickly as you can and apply for a faculty position. These people will welcome you with open arms. They will welcome you, that is, so long as you haven't developed an individual identity. Once again you will have to be willing to sign on to the group mentality you embraced during the past four years.
Something is going to happen soon that is going to really open your eyes. You're going to actually get a full time job!
You're also going to get a lifelong work partner. This partner isn't going to help you do your job. This partner is just going to sit back and wait for payday. This partner doesn't want to share in your effort, but in your earnings.
Your new lifelong partner is actually an agent; an agent representing a strange and diverse group of people; an agent for every teenager with an illegitimate child; an agent for a research scientist who wanted to make some cash answering the age-old question of why monkeys grind their teeth. An agent for some poor demented hippie who considers herself to be a meaningful and talented artist, but who just can't manage to sell any of her artwork on the open market.
Your new partner is an agent for every person with limited, if any, job skills, but who wanted a job at City Hall. An agent for tin-horn dictators in fancy military uniforms grasping for American foreign aid. An agent for multi-million dollar companies who want someone else to pay for their overseas advertising. An agent for everybody who wants to use the unimaginable power of this agent's for their personal enrichment and benefit.
That agent is our wonderful, caring, compassionate, oppressive government. Believe me, you will be awed by the unimaginable power this agent has. Power that you do not have. A power that no individual has, or will have. This agent has the legal power to use force, deadly force to accomplish its goals.
You have no choice here. Your new friend is just going to walk up to you, introduce itself rather gruffly, hand you a few forms to fill out, and move right on in. Say hello to your own personal one ton gorilla. It will sleep anywhere it wants to.
Now, let me tell you, this agent is not cheap. As you become successful it will seize about 40% of everything you earn. And no, I'm sorry, there just isn't any way you can fire this agent of plunder, and you can't decrease its share of your income. That power rests with him, not you.
So, here I am saying negative things to you about government. Well, be clear on this: It is not wrong to distrust government. It is not wrong to fear government. In certain cases it is not even wrong to despise government for government is inherently evil. Yes, a necessary evil, but dangerous nonetheless, somewhat like a drug. Just as a drug that in the proper dosage can save your life, an overdose of government can be fatal.
Now let's address a few things that have been crammed into your minds at this university. There are some ideas you need to expunge as soon as possible. These ideas may work well in academic environment, but they fail miserably out there in the real world.
First is that favorite buzz word of the media and academia: Diversity! You have been taught that the real value of any group of people - be it a social group, an employee group, a management group, whatever - is based on diversity. This is a favored liberal ideal because diversity is based not on an individuals abilities or character, but on a person's identity and status as a member of a group. Yes, it's that liberal group identity thing again.
Within the great diversity movement group identification - be it racial, gender based, or some other minority status - means more than the individuals integrity, character or other qualifications.
Brace yourself. You are about to move from this academic atmosphere where diversity rules, to a workplace and a culture where individual achievement and excellence actually count. No matter what your professors have taught you over the last four years, you are about to learn that diversity is absolutely no replacement for excellence, ability, and individual hard work. From this day on every single time you hear the word "diversity" you can rest assured that there is someone close by who is determined to rob you of every vestige of individuality you possess.
We also need to address this thing you seem to have about "rights." We have witnessed an obscene explosion of so-called "rights" in the last few decades, usually emanating from college campuses.
You know the mantra: You have the right to a job. The right to a place to live. The right to a living wage. The right to health care. The right to an education. You probably even have your own pet right - the right to a Beemer for instance, or the right to have someone else provide for that child you plan on downloading in a year or so.
Forget it. Forget those rights! I'll tell you what your rights are. You have a right to live free, and to the results of 60% -75% of your labor. I'll also tell you have no right to any portion of the life or labor of another.
You may, for instance, think that you have a right to health care. After all, President Obama said so, didn't he? But you cannot receive health-care unless some doctor or health practitioner surrenders some of his time - his life - to you. He may be willing to do this for compensation, but that's his choice. You have no "right" to his time or property. You have no right to his or any other person's life or to any portion thereof.
You may also think you have some "right" to a job; a job with a living wage, whatever that is. Do you mean to tell me that you have a right to force your services on another person, and then the right to demand that this person compensate you with their money? Sorry, forget it. I am sure you would scream if some urban outdoors men (that would be "homeless person" for those of you who don't want to give these less fortunate people a romantic and adventurous title) came to you and demanded his job and your money.
The people who have been telling you about all the rights you have are simply exercising one of theirs - the right to be imbeciles. Their being imbeciles didn't cost anyone else either property or time. It's their right, and they exercise it brilliantly.
By the way, did you catch my use of the phrase "less fortunate" a bit ago when I was talking about the urban outdoors men? That phrase is a favorite of the Left. Think about it, and you'll understand why.
To imply that one person is homeless, destitute, dirty, drunk, spaced out on drugs, unemployable, and generally miserable because he is "less fortunate" is to imply that a successful person - one with a job, a home and a future - is in that position because he or she was "fortunate." The dictionary says that fortunate means "having derived good from an unexpected place." There is nothing unexpected about deriving good from hard work. There is also nothing unexpected about deriving misery from choosing drugs, alcohol, and the street.
If the Liberal Left can create the common perception that success and failure are simple matters of "fortune" or "luck," then it is easy to promote and justify their various income redistribution schemes. After all, we are just evening out the odds a little bit. This "success equals luck" idea the liberals like to push is seen everywhere. Former Democratic presidential candidate Richard Gephardt refers to high-achievers as "people who have won life's lottery." He wants you to believe they are making the big bucks because they are lucky. It's not luck, my friends. It's choice. One of the greatest lessons I ever learned was in a book by Og Mandino, entitled, "The Greatest Secret in the World." The lesson? Very simple: "Use wisely your power of choice."
That bum sitting on a heating grate, smelling like a wharf rat? He's there by choice. He is there because of the sum total of the choices he has made in his life. This truism is absolutely the hardest thing for some people to accept, especially those who consider themselves to be victims of something or other - victims of discrimination, bad luck, the system, capitalism, whatever. After all, nobody really wants to accept the blame for his or her position in life. Not when it is so much easier to point and say, "Look! He did this to me!" than it is to look into a mirror and say, "You S. O. B.! You did this to me!"
The key to accepting responsibility for your life is to accept the fact that your choices, every one of them, are leading you inexorably to either success or failure, however you define those terms.
Some of the choices are obvious: Whether or not to stay in school. Whether or not to get pregnant. Whether or not to hit the bottle. Whether or not to keep this job you hate until you get another better-paying job. Whether or not to save some of your money, or saddle yourself with huge payments for that new car.
Some of the choices are seemingly insignificant: Whom to go to the movies with. Whose car to ride home in. Whether to watch the tube tonight, or read a book on investing. But, and you can be sure of this, each choice counts. Each choice is a building block - some large, some small. But each one is a part of the structure of your life. If you make the right choices, or if you make more right choices than wrong ones, something absolutely terrible may happen to you. Something unthinkable. You, my friend, could become one of the hated, the evil, the ugly, the feared, the filthy, the successful, the rich.
The rich basically serve two purposes in this country. First, they provide the investments, the investment capital, and the brains for the formation of new businesses. Businesses that hire people. Businesses that send millions of paychecks home each week to the un-rich.
Second, the rich are a wonderful object of ridicule, distrust, and hatred. Few things are more valuable to a politician than the envy most Americans feel for the evil rich.
Envy is a powerful emotion. Even more powerful than the emotional minefield that surrounded Bill Clinton when he reviewed his last batch of White House interns. Politicians use envy to get votes and power. And they keep that power by promising the envious that the envied will be punished: "The rich will pay their fair share of taxes if I have anything to do with it." The truth is that the top 10% of income earners in this country pays almost 50% of all income taxes collected. I shudder to think what these job producers would be paying if our tax system were any more "fair."
You have heard, no doubt, that the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Interestingly enough, our government's own numbers show that many of the poor actually get richer, and that quite a few of the rich actually get poorer. But for the rich who do actually get richer, and the poor who remain poor .. there's an explanation -- a reason. The rich, you see, keep doing the things that make them rich; while the poor keep doing the things that make them poor.
Speaking of the poor, during your adult life you are going to hear an endless string of politicians bemoaning the plight of the poor. So, you need to know that under our government's definition of "poor" you can have a $5 million net worth, a $300,000 home and a new $90,000 Mercedes, all completely paid for. You can also have a maid, cook, and valet, and a million in your checking account, and you can still be officially defined by our government as "living in poverty." Now there's something you haven't seen on the evening news.
How does the government pull this one off? Very simple, really. To determine whether or not some poor soul is "living in poverty," the government measures one thing -- just one thing. Income.
It doesn't matter one bit how much you have, how much you own, how many cars you drive or how big they are, whether or not your pool is heated, whether you winter in Aspen and spend the summers in the Bahamas, or how much is in your savings account. It only matters how much income you claim in that particular year. This means that if you take a one-year leave of absence from your high-paying job and decide to live off the money in your savings and checking accounts while you write the next great American novel, the government says you are living in poverty."
This isn't exactly what you had in mind when you heard these gloomy statistics, is it? Do you need more convincing? Try this. The government's own statistics show that people who are said to be "living in poverty" spend more than $1.50 for each dollar of income they claim. Something is a bit fishy here. Just remember all this the next time Charles Gibson tells you about some hideous new poverty statistics.
Why has the government concocted this phony poverty scam? Because the government needs an excuse to grow and to expand its social welfare programs, which translates into an expansion of its power. If the government can convince you, in all your compassion, that the number of "poor" is increasing, it will have all the excuse it needs to sway an electorate suffering from the advanced stages of Obsessive-Compulsive Compassion Disorder.
I'm about to be stoned by the faculty here. They've already changed their minds about that honorary degree I was going to get. That's OK, though. I still have my PhD. in Insensitivity from the Neal Boortz Institute for Insensitivity Training. I learned that, in short, sensitivity sucks. It's a trap. Think about it - the truth knows no sensitivity. Life can be insensitive. Wallow too much in sensitivity and you'll be unable to deal with life, or the truth, so get over it.
Now, before the dean has me shackled and hauled off, I have a few random thoughts.
* You need to register to vote, unless you are on welfare. If you are living off the efforts of others, please do us the favor of sitting down and shutting up until you are on your own again.
* When you do vote, your votes for the House and the Senate are more important than your vote for President. The House controls the purse strings, so concentrate your awareness there.
* Liars cannot be trusted, even when the liar is the President of the country. If someone can't deal honestly with you, send them packing.
* Don't bow to the temptation to use the government as an instrument of plunder. If it is wrong for you to take money from someone else who earned it -- to take their money by force for your own needs -- then it is certainly just as wrong for you to demand that the government step forward and do this dirty work for you.
* Don't look in other people's pockets. You have no business there. What they earn is theirs. What you earn is yours. Keep it that way. Nobody owes you anything, except to respect your privacy and your rights, and leave you the hell alone.
* Speaking of earning, the revered 40-hour workweek is for losers. Forty hours should be considered the minimum, not the maximum. You don't see highly successful people clocking out of the office every afternoon at five. The losers are the ones caught up in that afternoon rush hour. The winners drive home in the dark.
* Free speech is meant to protect unpopular speech. Popular speech, by definition, needs no protection.
* Finally (and aren't you glad to hear that word), as Og Mandino wrote,
1. Proclaim your rarity. Each of you is a rare and unique human being.
2. Use wisely your power of choice.
3. Go the extra mile, drive home in the dark.
Oh, and put off buying a television set as long as you can. Now, if you have any idea at all what's good for you, you will get out of here and never come back.
Class dismissed"
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lintik
7/6/2012 9:32:00 PM
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Boudreaux was stopped by a game warden in South Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing. The game warden asked Boudreaux, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Deez here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" "Ya. Avery night I take deez here fish down to de bayou and let dem swim `round for a while. Den I whistle and dey jump rat back inta dis here ice chest and I take dem home." "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that." Boudreaux looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's de truth ma' fren. I'll show you. It really works." "Okay, I've GOT to see this." Boudreaux poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" said Boudreaux. "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH!" "What fish?" Folks in Louisiana may not be as smart as some, but they aren't as dumb as most.
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Ken H. Oagayen
7/14/2012 5:03:00 AM
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aye.... maid met ipugaw na mailak isna..umali sika ayo ta minlambak tako, wad-ay balonko isa ay putik na tapey ken minpinikpikantako......!
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oyasan
7/18/2012 7:03:00 AM
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Ken naayak sina sigep ay minkilkiltong. immey da am-in nan u-unga ad pisbok.
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BORIS
7/26/2012 6:43:00 AM
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An angry motorist went back to a garage where he'd purchased an expensive battery for his car six months earlier.
"Listen," the motorist grumbled to the owner of the garage, "when I bought that battery you said it would be the last battery my car would ever need. It died after only six months!"
"Sorry," apologized the garage owner. "I didn't think your car would last longer than that."
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BORIS
7/31/2012 8:13:00 AM
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In the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows....he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean."
The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands."
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oyasan
8/4/2012 10:32:00 AM
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danan kakitongaqn immeyh da ma-in ad pisboken.
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Leo Beligan
8/6/2012 7:10:00 PM
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Monday ~ Sunday
MONDAY
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was
concerned that her daughter was having sex.
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the
family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any
attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then
told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and
until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother
told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to
hug her mother, saying,
'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'
TUESDAY
A man went to church one day and afterward
he stopped to shake the preacher's hand.
He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a
damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said,
'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five
thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
The preacher said, 'No shit?'
WEDNESDAY
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel
appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a
large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'
THURSDAY
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from
Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman..
She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her defense.
'Your Honor,' she began coolly, 'I figured that at 92,if he could screw, he could fly.'
FRIDAY
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa .
'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of
all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old
man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,
'Wedding Cake.'
SATURDAY
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his everyword. His buddies at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'
Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'
They are knocked over, but continue to ask.'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?'
'I lied about my age', Bob replies.
'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'
Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'
SUNDAY
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.
As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through
the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.
She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.
'These' she explained, 'Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.'
She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?'
A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!
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Leo Beligan
8/6/2012 7:10:00 PM
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Monday ~ Sunday
MONDAY
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was
concerned that her daughter was having sex.
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the
family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any
attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then
told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and
until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother
told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to
hug her mother, saying,
'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'
TUESDAY
A man went to church one day and afterward
he stopped to shake the preacher's hand.
He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a
damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said,
'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five
thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
The preacher said, 'No shit?'
WEDNESDAY
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel
appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a
large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'
THURSDAY
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from
Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman..
She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her defense.
'Your Honor,' she began coolly, 'I figured that at 92,if he could screw, he could fly.'
FRIDAY
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa .
'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of
all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old
man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,
'Wedding Cake.'
SATURDAY
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his everyword. His buddies at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'
Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'
They are knocked over, but continue to ask.'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?'
'I lied about my age', Bob replies.
'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'
Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'
SUNDAY
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.
As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through
the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.
She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.
'These' she explained, 'Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.'
She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?'
A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!
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Leo Beligan
9/3/2012 10:39:00 AM
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Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
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Leo Beligan
9/18/2012 7:24:00 AM
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Mga Maka-Bagong Salawikain ( kasabihan ) sa Pilipino at Ingles
* Ang buhay ay parang bato, it’s hard.
* Better late than pregnant.
* Behind the clouds are the other clouds.
* It’s better to cheat than to repeat!
* Do unto others … then run!!!
* Kapag puno na ang salop, kumuha na ng ibang salop.
* Magbiro ka na sa lasing, magbiro ka na sa bagong gising, huwag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.
* When all else fails, follow instructions.
* Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, lumaki sa ibang bansa.
* To err is human, to errs is humans.
* Ang taong nagigipit … sa bumbay kumakapit
* Pag may usok … may nag-iihaw
* Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin … may utang.
* No guts, no glory… no ID, no entry.
* Birds of the same feather that prays together … stays together.
* Kapag may sinuksok at walang madukot, may nandukot.
* Walang matigas na tinapay sa gutom na tao.
* Ang taong di marunong lumingon sa kanyang pinanggalingan …. ay may stiff neck.
* Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.
* Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag may taga, may tahi.
* Huli man daw at magaling, undertime pa rin.
* Ang naglalakad ng matulin, late na sa appointment
* Matalino man ang matsing, matsing pa rin.
* Better late than later.
* Aanhin ang palasyo kung ang nakatira ay kuwago, mabuti pa ang bahay kubo, sa paligid puno ng linga.
* Kapag maikli ang kumot, tumangkad ka na!
* No man is an island because time is gold.
* Hindi lahat ng kumikinang ay ginto … muta lang yan.
* Kapag ang puno mabunga … mataba ang lupa!
* When it rains … it floods.
* Pagkahaba haba man ng prusisyon … mauubusan din ng kandila.
* Ang buhay ay parang gulong, minsan nasa ibabaw, minsan nasa vulcanizing shop.
* Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan … sapul.
* Try and try until you succeed… or else try another.
* Ako ang nagsaing … iba ang kumain. Diet ako eh.
* Huwag magbilang ng manok kung alaga mo ay itik.
* Kapag maiksi na ang kumot, bumili ka na ng bago.
* If you can’t beat them, shoot them. (Nalundasan)
* An apple a day is too expensive.
* An apple a day makes seven apples a week. (really expensive)
* Aanhin pa ang damo kung ang garden mo’y sementado
* Aanhin pa ang damo kung bato na ang uso.Mga Maka-Bagong Salawikain ( kasabihan ) sa Pilipino at Ingles
* Ang buhay ay parang bato, it’s hard.
* Better late than pregnant.
* Behind the clouds are the other clouds.
* It’s better to cheat than to repeat!
* Do unto others … then run!!!
* Kapag puno na ang salop, kumuha na ng ibang salop.
* Magbiro ka na sa lasing, magbiro ka na sa bagong gising, huwag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.
* When all else fails, follow instructions.
* Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, lumaki sa ibang bansa.
* To err is human, to errs is humans.
* Ang taong nagigipit … sa bumbay kumakapit
* Pag may usok … may nag-iihaw
* Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin … may utang.
* No guts, no glory… no ID, no entry.
* Birds of the same feather that prays together … stays together.
* Kapag may sinuksok at walang madukot, may nandukot.
* Walang matigas na tinapay sa gutom na tao.
* Ang taong di marunong lumingon sa kanyang pinanggalingan …. ay may stiff neck.
* Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.
* Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag may taga, may tahi.
* Huli man daw at magaling, undertime pa rin.
* Ang naglalakad ng matulin, late na sa appointment
* Matalino man ang matsing, matsing pa rin.
* Better late than later.
* Aanhin ang palasyo kung ang nakatira ay kuwago, mabuti pa ang bahay kubo, sa paligid puno ng linga.
* Kapag maikli ang kumot, tumangkad ka na!
* No man is an island because time is gold.
* Hindi lahat ng kumikinang ay ginto … muta lang yan.
* Kapag ang puno mabunga … mataba ang lupa!
* When it rains … it floods.
* Pagkahaba haba man ng prusisyon … mauubusan din ng kandila.
* Ang buhay ay parang gulong, minsan nasa ibabaw, minsan nasa vulcanizing shop.
* Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan … sapul.
* Try and try until you succeed… or else try another.
* Ako ang nagsaing … iba ang kumain. Diet ako eh.
* Huwag magbilang ng manok kung alaga mo ay itik.
* Kapag maiksi na ang kumot, bumili ka na ng bago.
* If you can’t beat them, shoot them. (Nalundasan)
* An apple a day is too expensive.
* An apple a day makes seven apples a week. (really expensive)
* Aanhin pa ang damo kung ang garden mo’y sementado
* Aanhin pa ang damo kung bato na ang uso.
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Leo Beligan
9/30/2012 9:20:00 PM
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A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spent his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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Leo Beligan
10/24/2012 8:23:00 AM
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A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a journalist and I've got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
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oyasan
11/9/2012 6:19:00 AM
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into pay nan immayanyon
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oyasan
3/7/2013 9:44:00 PM
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next eighteen years telling them to sit down and shut up!
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