Hector Turcuato
9/26/2010 11:13:00 AM
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"SANGALUBONGAN," koma Appok ida, saan ket a sangalungan.
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tapey
9/26/2010 6:30:00 PM
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He he he he he , nabartek dadiay nangikbail. Kuna met ni apongko a bad omen kano dayta ken Pnoy. Mabalin a saan nga agballigi dagiti programana, ta dagitay maatap a nagukwarta iti diaski hueteng maysat tay best friendna ket isakitna met. Ti adatna, datay nagexpose payen iti akinbasol.....!Kasta met datay report ni Justice Sect. De Lima a resulta ti invistigasyonda maipapan datay napasamak hostage drama idi Aug. 23 ket saan nga 100% mamati ni Pnoy!Agsipud ta maysa nairekomenda makasohan ni best friendna.
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Fermin G. Tigas
9/27/2010 2:47:00 AM
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Riribuk/gubat ti ipasimudaagna no akin ngato ti nalabaga ti naisa a bandera tayo a pinoy. Kayatko a sawen, no maisa ti bandera a kasta. Ti iparang met ti asul nga akin ngato ket natalna a kasasaad ti Pilipinas. Ngarud, ti nalawag iti daydiay a napasamak, muneng dagitay alalayna ta dida man la kinorehir a dagus. Isu nga dagitay kasta unay payagpagna a nang manok ken PNoy idi eleksion ditoy AyCom, ayanyon? Inkay koma isuro bareng adda pay gundawayna nga aglimpio daytoy administrasion na! PNoy has 3 more days to his 1st 100 days in office to show accomplishement.
Ni la Kriz a kabsatna ti addan na-accomplish na a hiwalayan ...hehehe!
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bom bom
9/27/2010 6:25:00 PM
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Kek kek kek! mayak man mit APo HEctor a TUrkuato. APay mit a pabasulim manin ti USA? DI Koma kitdi digita PNoy ti pabasulim, alanganin mit a madida ammo ti mangiplastarin ta bandera ti PIlipinas. Nataltalinto tayon sa mit a saluyot ngim digita PNoy.
KAystoy manin ti makunak-kunak ita damagdamagim a plastar ti badera. NO ipalkitmo iti diding kada padir kit igta kannigid ti ayan diay blue, igta mit kannawan diay red, iigdiay mit ngato diay triangle na a puraw, diay pangipanam diay kurdonna. NO iti flag pole mit kit diay blue ti ngato. NO ngumato mittin kit agkantakayo amin-aminin ti BAyang MAGiliw-in, aawan payin kutin-kutin inggat malpasin.
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Donnie Selga Laron
3/4/2012 4:28:00 AM
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Naimbag nga rabii kadatayo amin, baro ak laeng ditoy kakabsat :-)
For me, although it has been admitted to be an honest mistake, this could be considered as a bad omen to his administration, inverting of flags is a common practice of leftist/communist insurgents, while I am in favor of the option to replace the president as he obviously have shown incompetence in government for several times, it would be bad to make a move at the moment.
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agpaspastor
3/20/2012 2:42:00 PM
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Awan kuentana ti wagayway. Saan nga isu ti pagproresgoan ti maysa a pagilian. Irepresentar laeng ti bandera ti maysa a pagilian
ken tattaona--kasta met laeng ti usar ti national anthem.
Sensitibo unay ti tao ta ikkanna unay ti kaipapanan ti pustura ti bandera ken pannakakanta ti natl. anthem. Saan a dagitoy, kunak manen, ti pagrang-ayan ti tao ken pagilian.
Awan kas tay agagawa nga awan laokna a pinagsaur. Simple pinagbiag--dika la ket manglangan a mangan sa adda met bassit maiduldulin. Madi ti mangabusar iti pigsa ti bagi, ikkan met ti inana. Dayta salun-atmo ti kangrunaan a gamengmo. Madi tay agkikinnompitensia a bumaknang ta mangparnuay daytoy iti guranggura ken baka makaalaka iti sakit.
Kangrunaanna, dimo liplipatan ti Dios ket amin koma a desiosionmo ket maiyannurot iti saona. Patiendak, naragragsak ti simple ken nadiosan a pinagbiag. No baknangka babaen iti sinasaur, liblibbiandaka ngem as-asitgandaka ta ada manutnotda kenka--kasla geyyemmo ida. Plastik!
Naragsak nga orasyo amin.
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otiang
4/12/2012 6:21:00 PM
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Two guys were hiking in the forest when they suddenly came across a big grizzly bear. The one guy took off his hiking boots and put on some running shoes. His friend said to him, "You're crazy! Don't you know how fast grizzlies are? You'll never be able to outrun it!" "Outrun it?" said his friend. "I only have to outrun you!"
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abigail
4/23/2012 11:03:00 PM
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Punography
I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit .
I changed my i Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now .
When chemists die, they barium .
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran .
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time .
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it .
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me .
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore .
A guy got arrested playing the guitar for fingering A minor .
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down .
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra..
PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations .
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz .
Energizer bunny arrested -- charged with battery .
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me .
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it !
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils ?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble .
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds .
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless .
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest .
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx .
All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Velcro - what a rip off !
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner? Oh deer !
Earthquake in Washington D.C. obviously government's fault.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure .
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too .
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